homeless guys, money and blood

[TurdBerglar]

so this homeless guy was at work today. and he was like really really homeless. full blown beard with god knows what liveing in it, yellow rain poncho and everything. anyways he bought some shit with probably the money he just pan handled in the parking lot five minutes earlier. when he goes to give the cash to the cashier its soaked in blood. blood that's still wet. the cashier doesn't notice the money is fuckn' covered in blood. it's not like you come across bloody money everyday. anyways she grabs it and notices all the blood that has gotten on her hands. she starts freaking out becuase she herself has some open wounds on her hands. this dirtbag could have hepetitis or even hiv. so they sent her to the clinic to get some blood work. this is the same girl i mentioned about yesterday that slapped another girl on the ass. i don't think i'll be fantasizing about this hepetitis riddin girl anymore. poor girl.

[CrankItUp!]

It could be just ketchup instead of blood - he just forgot to use a napkin while eating his double cheeseburger is all...maybe.

[CJM]

that sucks. we don't have too many homeless people around here, so they are all pretty much recognizable. most have nicknames, too.

[TurdBerglar]

well the place i work at is in a small semi posh town. this guy stock out like a sore thumb with gangreen

[CJM]

well, hopefully she's ok, and can go back to slapping women's asses hiv free.

[CrankItUp!]

you could give him a fresh cardboard box to live in. (y)

[cookiepuss]

huuummmmm this could be why alot of checkers in the grocery store are wearing rubber gloves these days. that and money is filthy. there is so much bacteria and cocaine residue and nastiness on the average dollar bill it's scary.

[TurdBerglar]

well, hopefully she's ok, and can go back to slapping women's asses hiv free.


there's something about the size of women's hands that i find very delightful. like say your slapping your girlfriend's ass and she goes to try and cover it with her ity bity hand. i don't know it just find that hot.

[CrankItUp!]

huuummmmm this could be why alot of checkers in the grocery store are wearing rubber gloves these days. that and money is filthy. there is so much bacteria and cocaine residue and nastiness on the average dollar bill it's scary.
If you don't want those nasty dollars than I'll take as many as you want to rid yourself of. (y)

[cookiepuss]

If you don't want those nasty dollars than I'll take as many as you want to rid yourself of. (y)


ummmmm...no that's ok. I launder my money. ;) meaning I forget it's in my pockets and it goes in the washing machine with my clothes and then I hang it up to dry