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scotty
12-01-2005, 05:23 AM
Inspired by the movie thread, you know what to do.

Neil: Kill, Kill!
Rick: Oh, thats nice talk coming from a vegetarian.
Neil: Socks aren't vegetables, man, they should wiped out.

Marge: The car didn't have those dents before.
Homer: Before! Before! You're livin' in the past, Marge. Quit livin' in the past.
TonsOfFun
12-01-2005, 06:10 AM
"And that was the last episode of the last series of Friends ever"

But on the flip side.

My worst line I've heard on TV is "Next week we have America's favourite comedy to replace Friends..." *kills TV*
TonsOfFun
12-01-2005, 06:11 AM
hmmm, I tried to be funny as well as serious but it didn't work. sorry

carry on...
alexandra
12-01-2005, 10:38 AM
i could mention thousands of 'Allo 'Allo! and That '70s Show quotes....
Tzar
12-01-2005, 10:45 AM
Inspired by the movie thread, you know what to do.

Neil: Kill, Kill!
Rick: Oh, thats nice talk coming from a vegetarian.
Neil: Socks aren't vegetables, man, they should wiped out.

don't get me started!!! :D

"i might as well not say anything cause no one ever listens to me anyway; i might as well be a leonard cowen record"
Tzar
12-01-2005, 10:47 AM
lady: excuse me, do you dig graves?
neil: uhh yeah, they're alright
lady: well i think they're great.
Tzar
12-01-2005, 10:50 AM
the university challenge episode..

vyvian: "I'M COMPLETELY BLOODY SICK OF THIS"

*breaks thru floor and kicks ben elton on the head*

vyvian: "GIVE US SOME EASY ONES BAMBY! YOU BIG BOTTOM BOIL!*

mike: "it's alright, we can handle this... vyv"

vyvian: *pulls out a potato-masher-grenade* "ACHTUNG!"

emma thompson: "it's not an automatic.."

*bang!*


pahahahah!!
paul jones
12-01-2005, 12:12 PM
Huggy Bear (Starsky & Hutch) 'What it is '
jabumbo
12-01-2005, 01:12 PM
it's the moops!
cosmo105
12-01-2005, 01:21 PM
olly: i'm taking all you hitchhikers to JAIL!
Bob
12-01-2005, 01:38 PM
David Brent: "But you know that old thing, "live fast, die young"? Not my way. Live fast, sure - live too bloody fast sometimes! But die young? Die old. That's the way - not orthodox. I don't live by "the rules" you know."
guerillaGardner
12-01-2005, 05:34 PM
Rape our dead mouths???!!!

or just about any line from Chris Morris's 'Jam' :D
DIGI
12-01-2005, 05:38 PM
Grandpa: "Buddy, quit fucking my granddaughter!!!!!"

-----Charles in Charge
TonsOfFun
12-01-2005, 05:43 PM
Farther Jack: What is gobshite doing on TV

edit: the whole sence is fantastic. It's too hard to choose a good TV line cus there is so many
faz
12-01-2005, 09:43 PM
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?
fucktopgirl
12-01-2005, 09:45 PM
"hey,what up?"
yeahwho
12-01-2005, 09:50 PM
My favorite song is, "Believe it or Not, George isn't at Home"

But favorite line? That's tough.....I'll get back with you.
Bob
12-01-2005, 09:53 PM
My signature is one of my favorites (from the simpsons if you didn't know).
ericlee
12-01-2005, 10:03 PM
my sig as well is one of my favorites. It's by Junior Soprano describing some Italian show that he was watching. Man I was fuckin' rollin when he said that.
ericlee
12-01-2005, 10:06 PM
oh yeah and I always laughed hard when I'm watching Leave it to Beaver and the mother's all like, "Warren, you were a little bit too hard on Beaver last night"