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cookiepuss
12-01-2005, 01:50 PM
I wish I had a photographic memory.

I would love to be able to remember everything I've ever read word for word. I would be the biggest geek in the world and I'd spend all day in the library reading and then I'd go on Jepardy and clean house.


oh to be able to look at a map just once and never get lost....
or to write down someones phone number an remember it forever...
cosmo105
12-01-2005, 01:50 PM
having an innate sense of direction like birds. i'm always, always getting lost.
mickill
12-01-2005, 01:52 PM
It's still x-ray vision for me, man.
TurdBerglar
12-01-2005, 01:55 PM
the ability to project my thoughts into people's minds.
TonsOfFun
12-01-2005, 02:03 PM
I have a mate with a photographic memory. He comes in useful.

I want to know a bunch of languages and a bunch of martial arts. It's actually an ambition of mine to do this anyway. Basically learn the languages related to that martial art.
Lindsey_1535
12-01-2005, 02:09 PM
I wanna fly so I dotn have to take the fuckin transit anymore. :mad:
g-mile7
12-01-2005, 02:10 PM
I wanna fly so I dotn have to take the fuckin transit anymore. :mad:


flying would be ill or the ablity to maniuplate time (go back and forth)
bigblu89
12-01-2005, 02:12 PM
Yes, time manipulation would be my pick.

Or pretty much anything that I could use to make myself a boatload of money.

Because, regardless of what all you hippies think, that's what life is all about.
fucktopgirl
12-01-2005, 02:12 PM
teletransportation,be able to go everywhere around the world in matter of minutes!

invisible,yes (y)
roosta
12-01-2005, 02:15 PM
be able to change into truck form
fucktopgirl
12-01-2005, 02:17 PM
pahahaha :p
abcdefz
12-01-2005, 02:52 PM
Grace. Grace and its little brother, patience.
DandyFop
12-01-2005, 02:55 PM
I have a photographic memory, which is nice when it comes to tests and the like, but I seriously have a horrible "regular" memory or whatever. I hardly ever remember like, what I did last year for Christmas, where I've gone, things like that. It drives me nuts.
DIGI
12-01-2005, 02:55 PM
Melt faces with my mind.
beastiegirrl101
12-01-2005, 02:56 PM
the ability to project my thoughts into people's minds.

I bet this would work wonders for you and the ladies.
abcdefz
12-01-2005, 02:57 PM
Melt faces with my mind.



...as opposed to be able to melt minds with yer face? har har har :rolleyes:
TurdBerglar
12-01-2005, 03:00 PM
I bet this would work wonders for you and the ladies.


i didn't necessarily mean brainwashing. i just ment like people could hear my thoughts whenever i wanted them to so i could make them think they were going insane.


i'd be all like "HEY MOTHERFUCKER!", and they would jump and look around and shit. that would never get old
abcdefz
12-01-2005, 03:07 PM
(y) (y)


Is it too late to change mine from Fruiti Pebbles?



Of course not, my child....


*waves a lovely flower, blessing the ether*
MagicCowboy
12-01-2005, 03:08 PM
I was going to write X-ray vision, but thought that it would've been a tad juvenile or stupid.

So hour-long orgasms it is, then.
paulb
12-01-2005, 03:10 PM
didnt we have this topic a few weeks ago?

id want Xray vision though.
TurdBerglar
12-01-2005, 03:11 PM
what? man if a dude ever had an hour long orgasm his prostate would come rocketing out his dick. bad times
MagicCowboy
12-01-2005, 03:12 PM
All right, fine. X-ray vision is the one I want.
cookiepuss
12-01-2005, 03:16 PM
what? man if a dude ever had an hour long orgasm his prostate would come rocketing out his dick. bad times


unless he's a pig. I hear pigs have 8 hour orgasms. seems like a little too much pleasure for me. throw in a little pain with it though and ah that might be ok. hee eee.
apparatus
12-01-2005, 04:32 PM
hm.. teletransportation would be nice. other than that, i wish that i could make people feel good about themselves. preferrably induce some kind of a LASTING happiness. i really suck at cheering people up.

Edit: OK, I'll throw in persuasion for good measure. Make people follow my commands, like in "Syndicate".
jackrock
12-01-2005, 04:34 PM
mind reading... id be special
DIGI
12-01-2005, 05:13 PM
...as opposed to be able to melt minds with yer face? har har har :rolleyes:

...as opposed to you being able to melt faces with the glare from the top o' yo dome? checkmate, beotch. :cool:
g-mile7
12-01-2005, 05:14 PM
gettin girls off by just lookin at them would be a fun one too me and a girl next to me found out
roosta
12-01-2005, 05:15 PM
...as opposed to you being able to melt faces with the glare from the top o' yo dome? checkmate, beotch. :cool:

Ahahahaha....LOL !
guerillaGardner
12-01-2005, 05:49 PM
It would be a choice somewhere between being able to make a huge positive difference in the world and being able to have out of body experiences or both. :D
TonsOfFun
12-01-2005, 05:54 PM
gettin girls off by just lookin at them would be a fun one too me and a girl next to me found out

you mean you don't have that power? :confused:
Monsieur Decuts
12-01-2005, 05:57 PM
I would like the power to touch my finger tips together and stop time.
I would probably stop it if i was in the outfield and dropped the baseball and then pick it up and start it again to look as if I caught it.