True story

[adam_f]

One time my brother took a shit in a sock, tied the top of it, and smacked me in face with it. Then he threw it on the roof.

[Mr_Complex]

Okay, that's pretty traumatic on your behalf.

[paulb]

i crapped in a plastic zip loc bag and left it on my friends car for the night, till he discovered it in the morning.

[wanton wench]

did it leak through the sock? eww

[jackrock]

i crapped in a plastic zip loc bag and left it on my friends car for the night, till he discovered it in the morning.
seriously man my dad's car smelled like crap for like 2 weeks... where do you live again?

[paulb]

seriously man my dad's car smelled like crap for like 2 weeks... where do you live again?

we arent friends. :D

Van Cizzay

[jackrock]

we arent friends. :D


... ... oh :(

[roosta]

AHAHAHAHAA!!!!

LOL


that's amazing!!!

during a water fight, a kid i know pissed in his water gun....the little fucker.

[adam_f]

It wasn't so pleasant from my perspective.

[jabumbo]

you probably deserved it, bitch

[TurdBerglar]

my older cousins use to throw my shoes on the roof

[ericlee]

hahah!! you got shitfaced without the hangover!!

My brother pissed in a cup one time and asked me if I wanted some lemonade.

I looked at the cup, cried Mom and she came in and looked at the cup and made him drink it.

[jackrock]

^^ ahahah OWNED!!

[laurie_hammy]

my older cousins use to throw my shoes on the roof

Good on em.

[paulb]

hahah!! you got shitfaced without the hangover!!

My brother pissed in a cup one time and asked me if I wanted some lemonade.

I looked at the cup, cried Mom and she came in and looked at the cup and made him drink it.

i dont believe that.

[laurie_hammy]

i dont believe that.

Neither do I. If thats true, then your Mum is a harsh bastard.

[na§tee]

haha!
i bet it was warm.
gross.

[ericlee]

Neither do I. If thats true, then your Mum is a harsh bastard.

I swear, it's true. Harsh bastard? of course she is. She had to raise 2 shithead kids like my brother and I. Hence my brother pissing in a cup and trying to make me drink it.

She also caught him with an unlit cigarette in his mouth walking around like he was cool when he was about 10. She made him eat the cig and you know what? He doesn't smoke cause of that.

[TonsOfFun]

*calls social services*

[laurie_hammy]

I swear, it's true. Harsh bastard? of course she is. She had to raise 2 shithead kids like my brother and I. Hence my brother pissing in a cup and trying to make me drink it.

She also caught him with an unlit cigarette in his mouth walking around like he was cool when he was about 10. She made him eat the cig and you know what? He doesn't smoke cause of that.

SO he drank piss. Explain what happened when he was drinking it. And he ate a cigerette, chewed on it and swallowed it, explain that too. Why didnt he just refuse ?

[ericlee]

sorry dude, I'm not going to get into the whole debate shit. All I have to say is during family get togethers, we mention all the old times and laugh about even those two events.

[laurie_hammy]

sorry dude, I'm not going to get into the whole debate shit. All I have to say is during family get togethers, we mention all the old times and laugh about even those two events.

No debate. I just wanna know if he drank the whole glass, threw up ? etc. And eating a whole cigerette, thats crazy.

[ericlee]

No debate. I just wanna know if he drank the whole glass, threw up ? etc. And eating a whole cigerette, thats crazy.

nah man, not the whole glass. It was a dixie cup and he took a sip and it was enough to make him gag and not play some cruel pranks.

Yeah, it was a whole cig though, not including the butt. I think he threw up for almost 15 mins. I was kinda young so I can't remember.

Learn the hard way is the way we've been brought up.

[instigator7022]

hahah!! you got shitfaced without the hangover!!

My brother pissed in a cup one time and asked me if I wanted some lemonade.

I looked at the cup, cried Mom and she came in and looked at the cup and made him drink it.

Greatest mom ever!

[beastiegirrl101]

My brother gave me a glass of transmission fluid and told me it was kool aid...since it was pink, I believed him. Jerk.

[alexandra]

One time my brother took a shit in a sock, tied the top of it, and smacked me in face with it. Then he threw it on the roof.
aww. :D

that's gotta be the funniest thing i've read all day. it's close getting to my signature.

[ericlee]

Greatest mom ever!

So, I'm wondering if that's sarcasm.

[ASsman]

Hahaha, I'm suprised no one has had permanent brain damage. Hmm, reminds me of scat porn, disgusting.

[laurie_hammy]

nah man, not the whole glass. It was a dixie cup and he took a sip and it was enough to make him gag and not play some cruel pranks.

Yeah, it was a whole cig though, not including the butt. I think he threw up for almost 15 mins. I was kinda young so I can't remember.

Learn the hard way is the way we've been brought up.

hahaha. Thanks (y)

[laurie_hammy]

you need to fuck your mother and you will feel better about your life

You need to fuck up.

[laurie_hammy]

don't be gettin' freud on my ass

freud ?

[laurie_hammy]

Freud ?

Exactly

Talk English.

[laurie_hammy]

look, I don't have time for your ignorance

go play with your lincoln logs...please don't choke on them

I am on a mission

can't talk mom, coming down

On a mission to get Booted ?