What are some of the most stupid/pointless/weirdest products?

[DandyFop]

Tell me some of the dumb/weird things you've seen advertised.

Sharper Image always has the weirdest shit - like those "personal coolers" things that you attach around your neck.

There's also "Urine Gone", a stain remover, that comes with a blacklight to detect stains...

[paulb]

"disposable douche, and im thinkin to myself, why the fuck would you wanna keep it in the first place"

[TurdBerglar]

my store was selling these female condoms that vibrated

[DandyFop]

"disposable douche, and im thinkin to myself, why the fuck would you wanna keep it in the first place"

Hahaha. Good point.

[Monsieur Decuts]

my coffee says:

Caution Hot Liquid, Not For External Use.

?

[cookiepuss]

my coffee says:

Caution Hot Liquid, Not For External Use.

?

well you never know when someone is gonna try to take a hot coffee bath...which reminds me there was a comerical on for some skin care product that touted that it contained Caffeine! like putting caffeine on you skin topically is suppose "perk" it up. fucking give me a break.

[jackrock]

There's also "Urine Gone", a stain remover, that comes with a blacklight to detect stains...
but the black light is free of cost isn't it??



aha im jk ive seen that one too :p

[paulb]

my store was selling these female condoms that vibrated

im sure SOME women appreciate those. Like Paul Jones' type of women.

[Loppfessor]

M&M minis always pissed me off…I mean was there like a rash of people choking to death on the originals because they were so large?

[kleptomaniac]

M&M minis always pissed me off…I mean was there like a rash of people choking to death on the originals because they were so large?

i like the m&ms with peanuts in them! :)



reminds me...another one of those weird label things...

on a bag of peanuts: warning: may contain nuts

yeah...i totally didn't know... :rolleyes:

[fucktopgirl]

i found that so funny the hair products commercial,hahaha and make up

"because you worth it"

and the girl swing her head one side to the others to show how it is superb.
i wander if she goes out and swing her head like that !So vain!haha

[synch]

"disposable douche, and im thinkin to myself, why the fuck would you wanna keep it in the first place"
Carlin?

[DapperDiverge]

I've seen these rubber things that you put on your fingers to prevent cuts, but they just look like finger condoms that you can use for fingerin'

[fucktopgirl]

yea ,dental floss for sensitive gums,da!

[Loppfessor]

I've seen these rubber things that you put on your fingers to prevent cuts, but they just look like finger condoms that you can use for fingerin'


Those actually are quite popular amongst clerical or office workers. If you have to do filing or something like that for an extended period of time you’ll get all sorts of paper cuts w/out them

[jackrock]

I've seen these rubber things that you put on your fingers to prevent cuts, but they just look like finger condoms that you can use for fingerin'
ahaha we have those ahah :D

[miss pie]

I've seen a 'farting knome'. So when people walk past it, it farts so...well, I don't really know why.

[CrankItUp!]

I've seen a 'farting knome'. So when people walk past it, it farts so...well, I don't really know why.
where and how much $ ? (y) hell - people tend to steal em anyways, so thats how I'll get one..or maybe even two ! (y) (y)

[ericlee]

The bumper dumper. I defeats the purpose of shitting out in the woods.

So I guess you're far off in the woods and away from your truck, you've gotta run to your truck to take a shit? You might as well drag a porta john out with you if you want to do that.