com'mere if you want a good laugh!

[jackrock]

some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet...
i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back...
and can reload from there if i die...
she was confused...

Stupid World of Warcraft...
I have no money, I have no skills. All of the hot hot elvin women are dancing with the big warrior guys. It's college all over again.

tetris is so unrealistic

dang its irritating when I get phone calls and they just hang up...
call them back with caller ID and then hang up!...
ever get a Heavy-Breathing call?...
I did once and I told him, "oh god, that is SO hot. can I jack off too?"...
turns out it was my mom winded from walking upstairs...

more on the way if you like (y)

[Loppfessor]

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dang its irritating when I get phone calls and they just hang up...
call them back with caller ID and then hang up!...
ever get a Heavy-Breathing call?...
I did once and I told him, "oh god, that is SO hot. can I jack off too?"...
turns out it was my mom winded from walking upstairs...

more on the way if you like (y)


Uh that one was funny

[paulb]

i feel dissapointed reading this shit. post somethin funny next time.

[MagicCowboy]

www.bash.org , right?

[jackrock]

www.bash.org , right?
you bet!

[jackrock]

pay attention to whos saying what in these ones... or else it won't make any sense ;) ...


t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other.

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

:D :D

[kleptomaniac]

got this from the site......


Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book

Let's see the results...

"Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
"Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
"Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

"Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

"Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?

Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.






is it weird that i thought this was funny? :confused:

:D

[jackrock]

for those gamer type should like this one...

<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
<FlipTopBx> is it modded?

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that

<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song< one of my favorites :p

p.s. happy weekend. (y)

[TAL]

Who needs bash.org when it happens in real life.

<Misty> You like Dean Martin?
<Luiz> hmm
<Misty> You know, the guy who sang That's Amore
<Luiz> sure I know
<Misty> He is a great singer; it's a classic
<Luiz> Rat Pack
<Misty> Haven't really heard their music
<Luiz> lolorz
<TAL> hahahahahaha

[kleptomaniac]

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

:D :D

^^^ that one makes me laugh every time! :p

[kleptomaniac]

Who needs bash.org when it happens in real life.

<my friend> do people pee in russia?
<me> no i think they pee in toliets


bahahaha!! :rolleyes: :D

[jackrock]

sessorach: you know whats funny?
sessorach: offering people sexual favors in exchange for something
sessorach: be like "Ill give you sexual favors for that whatever"
mathJunkie314: you know whats funny?
mathJunkie314: me reading that last sentence before the rest O_o

gentoogod: omg dude
gentoogod: today i might the stupidest 3 people i ever met
gentoogod: thier 3 brains combined couldnt solve the dilemma they faced today
siral21: what was it
gentoogod: ok before i say this
gentoogod: 100% true, not one second of a lie
gentoogod: this lady went into mcdonalds today and ordered a big mac for her
gentoogod: and ordered 2 mcgrittles one for each kid. one had bacon one without
gentoogod: her sons are around 18 or 19 so not infants
gentoogod: she went to the counter furious cause the son that wanted bacon has no bacon on his and the one that didnt want bacon has bacon on his
gentoogod: i fell on the floor beside her and couldnt stop laughing
gentoogod: so i finally stood up and asked her to repeat, thinking maybe shes drunk
gentoogod: i swear to god she looked at me straight faced and repeated it. and her 2 sons were beside her mad that they didnt get the order they wanted

aaaannnd im done ;)

[TurdBerglar]

Who needs bash.org when it happens in real life.

<Misty> You like Dean Martin?
<Luiz> hmm
<Misty> You know, the guy who sang That's Amore
<Luiz> sure I know
<Misty> He is a great singer; it's a classic
<Luiz> Rat Pack
<Misty> Haven't really heard their music
<Luiz> lolorz
<TAL> hahahahahaha



aw fuck. i missed this

[MagicCowboy]

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?