View Full Version : What the FUCK!?!?!?!
Okay, so after work, I go to my friend's house to play cards and watch the Penguins. After a few beers and getting my ass kicked the first game, I roll to the nearest ATM, which happens to be in this town Dormont. There's a few bars around. I park at a PNC bank and walk to the ATM. While walking, three drunk fucks walk by and one totally jacks me in the face. I fall to one knee, another trys to kick me in the gut, I grab his leg and push. I proceed to sock the fucker who punched me, he goes down. The fag who tried to kick me punches me in the ear(which hurts like a mother fucker). I kicked him in the dick and then pushed him over. The third dude wanted nothing to do with the situation. The douche that started the whole thing punches me in the face AGAIN, I go down, people come out from the nearby bar and start sayin shit. "We called the cops!!!" While this goes down, I get back up and punch dude again. He goes down. I'm standing there like (insert title here). The dude that didn't do anything that crossed the street comes across and tries to smooth shit. I don't know why, but I'm all "get the fuck outta here." End of story is, I haven't been in a fight since 8th grade, housed two drunks douches, talked to the fuzz for about 45 minutes describing three dorks that look exactly like every other dork in this fucking city. Now I'm here sharing my story with an excruciating pain in my left ear. Good night.
tracky
12-01-2005, 11:33 PM
aight
at least you fought back
Loppfessor
12-01-2005, 11:47 PM
Punched in the ear.....lol classic. Good on ya for not takin any shit though. I can't believe no one helped you though.
that sucks, man. drunk people suck to deal with. i've almost gotten into many fiths with dumb drunk white people. and cauliflower ear sucks, so hopefully you don't get that shit.
roosta
12-02-2005, 02:55 AM
being punched in the ear hurts like hell....
Qdrop
12-02-2005, 07:44 AM
Hunt them down.
they must pay.
wear thier skins as pelts.
Qdrop
12-02-2005, 07:45 AM
being punched in the ear hurts like hell....
yeah.
punched in the eye is worse though....
it goes all black, you can't see shit....your balance is fucked up...
being punched in general just sucks....
there should be a law.....
synch
12-02-2005, 08:07 AM
that sucks, man. drunk people suck to deal with. i've almost gotten into many fiths with dumb drunk white people.
Their reflexes suck though.
ericlee
12-02-2005, 08:15 AM
it's kinda a reverse story of mine. 3 of my friends and I were walking down by the railroad tracks and this drunk fuck tried to start shit with us. He was stacked but not enough to take us on.
He swinged at my friend and my friend countered him in the gut and then we took turns nailing him while others held him.
Good job standing your ground man.
Funky Pepp
12-02-2005, 08:44 AM
Punched in the ear.....lol classic. Good on ya for not takin any shit though. I can't believe no one helped you though.
No one ever helps you in situations like that. When I came home after a
night in a club I was running low on gas so I went to the gasstatoion.
When I wanted to pay the gas, some guys behind me went "hey baby..."
and wouldn't stop. After some minutes they got really annoying, so I turned
around and said "Shut up!" One of the guys tried to kiss me and I punched
him into his ugly face. Unfortunately he didn't like to be punched by a girl
and punched me real hard on my head. Behind us there were at least
5 other people and no one helped. As I had seen his numberplate I went
to the police next day…
Qdrop
12-02-2005, 08:54 AM
Behind uns there were at least
5 other people and no one helped.
see, i think these people should be charged with something...."not aiding a citizen in distress"...or something to that effect.
unless you are an 80yr old women, or pregnant....you should be legally required to aid a citizen in distress in some way....if you can't physically help them...throw shit at the people, get on your cellphone, yell, scream...
but just standing and doing nothing should require you to be charged with something...
that is cowardly...
that is not how a society should work...
Funky Pepp
12-02-2005, 09:04 AM
but just standing and doing nothing should require you to be charged with something...
that is cowardly...
that is not how a society should work...
Damn right! But there are enough people, especially girls who Won't even
help themselves. You know some suckers trying to annoy some girl and the
girl only grins at him. Those guys got to learn that girls will fight back!!!
Sorry, didn't mean to sound too angry ;)
Qdrop
12-02-2005, 09:07 AM
Sorry, didn't mean to sound too angry ;)
why not?
LASH OUT! fight the injustice!!
burn your bra....
Funky Pepp
12-02-2005, 09:11 AM
burn your bra....
You wouldn't want to see it... :)
Do you wear bras, too or do you prefer boxershorts?
Qdrop
12-02-2005, 09:26 AM
hey baby...
Funky Pepp
12-02-2005, 09:29 AM
hey baby...
:mad: PUNCH ;)
Qdrop
12-02-2005, 09:35 AM
:mad: PUNCH ;)
DOESN'T MATTER.....NO ONE'S GONNA HELP YOU! LOOK! THEY'RE ALL JUST WATCHING AND READING!!
*grope grope*
mickill
12-02-2005, 09:37 AM
*Clocks Q in the ear*
Qdrop
12-02-2005, 09:38 AM
*Clocks Q in the ear*
OWWW! WTF!?!
SOMEONE HELP ME!!!
SOMEONE!!!...
Funky Pepp
12-02-2005, 09:38 AM
*Clocks Q in the ear*
Thanks mate. I was about to lose this fight!
Well, I woke up this morning and I had a nice little bruise on the corner of my eye. My ear's fine, but if you've ever somehow slept with your ear bent on the pillow, that pain the next morning, yeah it's like that only a little worse. Kinda red, too. And this cold-ass weather isn't helping shit out. Anyway, the plus side of things is when I came into work, everyone was asking me what happened, so I told them and now there's like 8 chicks that wanna bone me cuz they think I'm the white bread version of Bruce Lee. :cool: (y)
Funky Pepp
12-02-2005, 09:52 AM
Well, I woke up this morning and I had a nice little bruise on the corner of my eye…
I hope you're getting well soon. Do you know that our office mascot is
called "Diggi". He's on our homepage as well (a little guy with red hair).
Der Diggi (http://www.digitalverstaerker.com)
mickill
12-02-2005, 09:56 AM
^
Hey, that even looks like you, Randy.
^
Hey, that even looks like you, Randy.
Only when I'm dustin'.
Echewta
12-02-2005, 10:50 AM
I didn't know your name was Randy or that you were white.
I didn't know your name was Randy or that you were white.
Well now you know. And knowing's half the battle..............
Echewta
12-02-2005, 11:26 AM
Wait, now you are G.I. Joe? Or is that Man-At-Arms?
Wait, now you are G.I. Joe? Or is that Man-At-Arms?
G.I. Joe. And I want to personally thank you for your massive purchase of those "Support Our Troops" ribbon magnets. You're a good man.
Echewta
12-02-2005, 11:37 AM
My fridge was looking grim. They have brightened up the kitchen without me having to paint. No problem.
They are a welcomed addition to any fridge or vehicle. Only if said vehicle is a Ford, Chevy, or Dodge of course.
Qdrop
12-02-2005, 11:41 AM
My fridge was looking grim. They have brightened up the kitchen without me having to paint. No problem.
i'm gonna punch YOU in the ear...
jackrock
12-02-2005, 04:07 PM
being punched in the ear hurts like hell....
it stings like mad (n)
ToucanSpam
12-02-2005, 04:24 PM
As long as the shit was beaten out of someone other than yourself, you won.
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