Post here right after you've farted

[DandyFop]

Let's see how gassy this board is.

[TonsOfFun]

I've just taken my first dump of the day. Does that count?

[paulb]

i take dumps before i hit the sack, so im just pre-posting.

[DandyFop]

NO DUMPS people, just farts!

God dammit.

I was gonna wait to post this, but it never came.

[paulb]

hahaha, maybe next time.

[P of R]

*posts*

[ericlee]

I will probably fill this whole thread up. Remember my wife's Chinese and that's all I eat everyday and I shit you not, I poot just about every 10 mins a day. Especially after eating her soup she makes with nappa.

[Calimero jr.]

Count me in :)

[voltanapricot]

I will probably fill this whole thread up. Remember my wife's Chinese and that's all I eat everyday and I shit you not, I poot just about every 10 mins a day. Especially after eating her soup she makes with nappa.
I remember one you posted that your wife pumped on your lap.

[ericlee]

I remember one you posted that your wife pumped on your lap.

yeah I remember that one too. I carried a nice bruise on my thigh cause she was sitting right there when I typed about it on the m.b.

[taquitos]

i call bullshit

[funk63]

i didnt just fart but im getting ready to go take a shit, so catchya on the flipside

[Junker]

But he said dumps don't count. Fart before, post here and then go finish your job.