tell me a story :(

[Rawr]

any story :eek:

[insertnamehere]

one time i swallowed an M&M mini and it went the wrong way and got stuck in my sinus cavity and it hurt really bad but it eventually dissolved and i could taste the chocolateyness running down the back of my throat

[Rawr]

now THATS intresting

[paul jones]

In 1984 , me and my best friend rode our bikes to the hospital to go se my Dad who was in there. My mum had offered to drive us there with her but we said 'Naaaaaa ,it's the hottest day of the year so we want to go on our bikes'.
I passed out 100 yards from the hospital because of the heat and had chewing gum in my mouth which my friend had to fish out .Then he knocked on the door of the nearest house and some kind black guy carried me to the hospital where I ended up eventually in the bed next to my dad. I was there a week and watched the Olympics on TV a lot and had to go to physio as I had fucked my ankle up in the crash

[kate]

discussing buttsex with someone the other day, he told me he always wondered what it felt like, so he put a cheese wrapper on his finger and stuck it up there a little. i think he said he didn't like it

[Rawr]

In 1984 , me and my best friend rode our bikes to the hospital to go se my Dad who was in there. My mum had offered to drive us there with her but we said 'Naaaaaa ,it's the hottest day of the year so we want to go on our bikes'.
I passed out 100 yards from the hospital because of the heat and had chewing gum in my mouth which my friend had to fish out .Then he knocked on the door of the nearest house and some kind black guy carried me to the hospital where I ended up eventually in the bed next to my dad. I was there a week and watched the Olympics on TV a lot and had to go to physio as I had fucked my ankle up in the crash

*claps*
good story!

[QueenAdrock]

discussing buttsex with someone the other day, he told me he always wondered what it felt like, so he put a cheese wrapper on his finger and stuck it up there a little. i think he said he didn't like it


KATE!!! <3

:)

[Schmeltz]

One day a man went out for a walk in the forest. As he made his way down the path he could sense something behind him - a feeling that grew in intensity until he looked back and saw he was being stalked by a tiger. He broke into a panic and began to run. He ran for his life until he broke out of the forest and came to the edge of a sheer cliff. With nowhere else to go he dropped from the edge and grabbed onto the stalk of a vine that grew out from the cliff's edge. He hung, gasping for breath, with the snarling tiger prowling the cliff above him and a two hundred foot drop below him, and just then he noticed two small worms eating away at the base of the vine, only slightly out of his reach. And as the plant grew slowly weaker and his doom approached, he noticed a small red berry flowering at the end of the vine, just in front of his face. And just as the shrub parted and he began his plummet to the rocks beneath, he plucked the berry from its stem and popped it in his mouth.

How sweet it tasted.

[Rawr]

One day a man went out for a walk in the forest. As he made his way down the path he could sense something behind him - a feeling that grew in intensity until he looked back and saw he was being stalked by a tiger. He broke into a panic and began to run. He ran for his life until he broke out of the forest and came to the edge of a sheer cliff. With nowhere else to go he dropped from the edge and grabbed onto the stalk of a vine that grew out from the cliff's edge. He hung, gasping for breath, with the snarling tiger prowling the cliff above him and a two hundred foot drop below him, and just then he noticed two small worms eating away at the base of the vine, only slightly out of his reach. And as the plant grew slowly weaker and his doom approached, he noticed a small red berry flowering at the end of the vine, just in front of his face. And just as the shrub parted and he began his plummet to the rocks beneath, he plucked the berry from its stem and popped it in his mouth.

How sweet it tasted.

applause

[HEIRESS]

this one time my brother went to a party held at a cabin out in the woods in the middle of winter. So early the next morning he was all "oh damns I gotta take a big beer crap but I dunt wanna stank up the lil backwoods cabin potty" so he ran outside and trudged through the snow until he found a spot and took a dump. Later that morning his two buddies woke up and were all "OMG TRACKS IN THE SNOW LETS FOLLOW EM!!!!" and you can probably guess the rest...