I forgot I was knocked up for a few minutes

[ms.peachy]

Ha, I was at the supermarket a little earlier and I had my iPod on and "Brick House" came on and I was kind shimmying myself around the bakery section and I spot this guy checking me out. So I give him the coy corner-of-the-eye look and a little smile, and he smiles back, and you know, we're just kinda doing the 'yeah, I see you' kinda thing over the bread bins, and then I pushed my cart a little further on and I notice he suddenly looks slightly stunned, and I realise that he's just spotted my big ol' baby belly, which I had actually forgotten all about.

tee hee

[yeahwho]

haha, baby belly, kinda sounds like "Baba O'Riley". He spotted your "Baba O'Riley" belly. Were you listening to the Who?

*edit* Oh I see, your listening to "Brick House", does the doctor know this?

[QueenAdrock]

You shoulda still given him your digits, and made some sort of really crude and thinly veiled innuendo about "there's more where this comes from, let's get together"

[monkey]

or you couldve pat your belly and said "thanksgiving was fun, wasnt it?!!"

[jabumbo]

ms peachy is totally hot

[insertnamehere]

whoa whoa when did that happen?

[ms.peachy]

whoa whoa when did that happen?
Oh like 4 hours ago.

Wait, you mean the knocked up bit.

Oh, like four and a half months ago.

[jabumbo]

whoa whoa when did that happen?


peachy's been a looker as long as i can remember ;)

[paul jones]

Ha, I was at the supermarket a little earlier and I had my iPod on and "Brick House" came on and I was kind shimmying myself around the bakery section and I spot this guy checking me out. So I give him the coy corner-of-the-eye look and a little smile, and he smiles back, and you know, we're just kinda doing the 'yeah, I see you' kinda thing over the bread bins, and then I pushed my cart a little further on and I notice he suddenly looks slightly stunned, and I realise that he's just spotted my big ol' baby belly, which I had actually forgotten all about.

tee hee


ahahaha! (y) :D

[laurie_hammy]

ms peachy is totally hot

True Dat

[MagicCowboy]

For some reason pregnant people totally freak me out. Especially if they're men.

[zippo]

HAHAHA

this shuold be an SNL skit or something, "the flirty woman behind the various objects who forgets shes pregnant"

[Beastie's Boy]

Ha, I was at the supermarket a little earlier and I had my iPod on and "Brick House" came on and I was kind shimmying myself around the bakery section and I spot this guy checking me out. So I give him the coy corner-of-the-eye look and a little smile, and he smiles back, and you know, we're just kinda doing the 'yeah, I see you' kinda thing over the bread bins, and then I pushed my cart a little further on and I notice he suddenly looks slightly stunned, and I realise that he's just spotted my big ol' baby belly, which I had actually forgotten all about.

tee hee


Well thats gotta suck. (n) :p

[miss_bhaven]

lol oh no :rolleyes:

[ms.peachy]

Well thats gotta suck. (n) :p
No not really :) It was just a little flirting, it's not like I was looking to date the guy or anything. What with being married and all. I just sort of momentarily forgot the I have the big neon sign over my head that says "pregnant: no flirting zone". Old habits die hard.

[na§tee]

i have just written a christmas card to ms. peachy belatedly congratulating her on her delightful impregnation so i won't repeat it here!
and i am sure you looked glowing and beautiful, altho i have no idea what you look like. my mental image of you is pretty anyhoo!

the producer of my film is massively pregnant [due to pop in january methinks] and i always have an overwhelming urge to touch her stomach. i am yet to ask. i asked someone at some extras casting i did though and it was great! much firmer than you think, and it's like a little baby head is a centimetre below your fingers. lovely! can't be doing with more stretchmarks on my already weight fluctuating body tho :/ grr.

[Tzar]

always the females that cheat. (n)

[Beastie's Boy]

you said it

[ms.peachy]

I'm not a cheat. I'm a flirt. I've been with the same man for over 10 years. But when I got married, I didn't go blind, you know.

Sheesh. You can really tell the men from the boys around here sometimes.

[Tzar]

Sheesh. You can really tell the men from the boys around here sometimes.
and the sluts from the soon-to-be mums...

how on God's green earth can you forget you are pregnant...

[na§tee]

slut?! come on, everyone flirts once in a while, and it doesn't mean you love your partner any less. after x amount of years with one person it's still nice to know that other people find you attractive and you can play with it, it doesn't mean you're going to jump their bones round the frozen food aisle.
it gives you a happy glow and brightens your day - and then you can return to your partner safe in the knowledge you are one fine piece of ass but you belong to only one person.

[ms.peachy]

and the sluts from the soon-to-be mums...

how on God's green earth can you forget you are pregnant...
I'm sorry, when exactly did I begin to need to justify anything I do in my life to you, Random Internet Guy? I don't think I got that memo.

[mickill]

Well, you won't be able to hide your baby behind no bread bins if you did end up going with that Stokke Xplory stroller. I saw one in the store a few weeks back and the baby would pretty much be sitting up at eye level for you.

Smooth ride, though. I'll give it that.

Btw, I don't really appreciate the way ms. peachy and Jabumbo have been flirting all over this thread.

[ms.peachy]

Well, you won't be able to hide your baby behind no bread bins if you did end up going with that Stokke Xplory stroller. I saw one in the store a few weeks back and the baby would pretty much be sitting up at eye level for you.

That's one of the things I like about it. Being a city dweller, I rather like the idea that my kid's face is maybe not at the same level as the exhaust pipe of every vehicle on the street when we're walking down the sidewalk, you know?

Smooth ride, though. I'll give it that.

Plus, then if I want to stop and feed the kid, I can sit at a proper cafe table and have a coffee and the kid's up high, so I'm not bending forward and down with the little jar and the spoon and all that jazz.

Btw, I don't really appreciate the way ms. peachy and Jabumbo have been flirting all over this thread.
Yeah well, apparently I'm a slut. C'est la vie.

[mickill]

That's funny! (y) I thought my wife was so beautiful when she was pregnant! It does go both ways. After my son was born, my wife and I were at a mall, and Noah was hungry. I said I would give him a bottle if she wanted to continue to shop. When she came back, about 12 women were in a circle around me saying things like "God, there is nothing sexier than a man with baby! I know I want jump him right now! You can after me!" It was really bad...and really good too. So keep on flirtin' ;)
I know that you're more or less full of it, but I swear chicks really do seem to dig a man at the mall with an infant. They don't even have to see an actual baby, just a stroller with the cover pulled down or some dude holding a bundled up object in a blanket. I shoulda been doing this when I was single.

ms. peachy is not a slut. There's a difference between a tease and a slut, you idiots. Sheesh.

[mickill]

That's one of the things I like about it. Being a city dweller, I rather like the idea that my kid's face is maybe not at the same level as the exhaust pipe of every vehicle on the street when we're walking down the sidewalk, you know?

Plus, then if I want to stop and feed the kid, I can sit at a proper cafe table and have a coffee and the kid's up high, so I'm not bending forward and down with the little jar and the spoon and all that jazz.

So you did end up going with the Xplory over the Bugaboo? Were you looking at the Cameleon? I've tried out the Gecko and the Frog, which were kinda similar, except for the wheels. I really don't know what the difference between any of them are, to be honest. We decided to go with a Peg Perego.

[Burnout18]

or you couldve pat your belly and said "thanksgiving was fun, wasnt it?!!"

now that my friends, is a funny idea

[Kid Presentable]

Peachy, do you fart more now?

[ms.peachy]

So you did end up going with the Xplory over the Bugaboo? Were you looking at the Cameleon? I've tried out the Gecko and the Frog, which were kinda similar, except for the wheels. I really don't know what the difference between any of them are, to be honest. We decided to go with a Peg Perego.
We haven't bought anything yet; stil comparison shopping. I mean, we've got 4 more months, you know?
I don't know how the Frog compares; I know the main differences between the Gecko and the Chameleon are the size of the carry cot (little bigger on the Chameleon), the choice of colours (on the Chameleon you can choose both the main colour and the contour, whereas the Gecko is whatever main colour you choose + black contour, I think), and the Chameleon has some sort of super-suspension wheel system. Oh and also it has an adjustable height handle.

But yeah, nothing's decided yet; we'll think about it more after the holidays.

[mickill]

Oh. Well, my bad. I guess I just didn't find it believable that 12 different women would be pathetic and sad enough to stand around talking about wanting to jump your bones and telling you how sexy you were while you bottle fed your son.

But hey, it's the internet. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.

[ms.peachy]

Peachy, do you fart more now?
I did, initially. Not so much now. Now I get nosebleeds. Nosebleeds! No one warns you about the nosebleeds.

[Kid Presentable]

I did, initially. Not so much now. Now I get nosebleeds. Nosebleeds! No one warns you about the nosebleeds.

It all makes sense. A period for your face.

[ms.peachy]

It all makes sense. A period for your face.
Oh yeah, cuz that's something that I really felt was really missing from my life before now.

[mickill]

And usually does.
Did they all start groping your manhood and teasing your nipples too? I bet they wanted to fellate you too but you were all like, "ladies, ladies, please...there's only so much of me to go around LOL", right?

[fucktopgirl]

I did, initially. Not so much now. Now I get nosebleeds. Nosebleeds! No one warns you about the nosebleeds.


you think your nosebleed are related to being pregnate?Maybe is the electric heat!just saying!While pregnate,i never experience nosebleed but urinemania,yes (y)

[Kid Presentable]

you think your nosebleed are related to being pregnate?Maybe is the electric heat!just saying!While pregnate,i never experience nosebleed but urinemania,yes (y)

This sunday at Urinemania, theses competitors will indeed be pissing up a rope.

[ms.peachy]

you think your nosebleed are related to being pregnate?Maybe is the electric heat!just saying!While pregnate,i never experience nosebleed but urinemania,yes (y)

Well when it happened the first time, I looked it up and yeah apparently it's pretty common in the 2nd trimester. Has to do with the fact that the body has something like an extra pint of blood in it, which means the resting blood pressure is elevated, so a sharp sneeze or blow can cause a vessel to bust open pretty easily and voila: there it is, a gusher. So it's just one of those things that not neccessarily every woman will get, but many will. I'm just one of the lucky ones, I guess :rolleyes:

[beastieangel01]

Oh like 4 hours ago.

Wait, you mean the knocked up bit.

Oh, like four and a half months ago.

haha. That's so cute. I'd want to see peachy dancing with her belly!

[instigator7022]

You shoulda still given him your digits, and made some sort of really crude and thinly veiled innuendo about "there's more where this comes from, let's get together"
^ hahaha

[fucktopgirl]

Well when it happened the first time, I looked it up and yeah apparently it's pretty common in the 2nd trimester. Has to do with the fact that the body has something like an extra pint of blood in it, which means the resting blood pressure is elevated, so a sharp sneeze or blow can cause a vessel to bust open pretty easily and voila: there it is, a gusher. So it's just one of those things that not neccessarily every woman will get, but many will. I'm just one of the lucky ones, I guess :rolleyes:


how many months pregnate are you?

at the 8 and 9 month,the bladder is crush inside and you gona pee like all the time,that was the worst for me!

[ms.peachy]

how many months pregnate are you?

Tomorrow, I'll be exactly at the halfway point.

[Kid Presentable]

how many months pregnate are you?

at the 8 and 9 month,the bladder is crush inside and you gona pee like all the time,that was the worst for me!

How old is your kid?

[fucktopgirl]

How old is your kid?


Alix is 6 years old!

[Kid Presentable]

Alix is 6 years old!

Cool. Good times?

[fucktopgirl]

yea,its all good,she is witty,very quick and funny!I love her so much!
But that it though,i dont want to have others childs,i am waiting for her to get big enough that she can carry her bagpack and we gonna travel like hell! (y)

[Kid Presentable]

yea,its all good,she is witty,very quick and funny!I love her so much!
But that it though,i dont want to have others childs,i am waiting for her to get big enough that she can carry her bagpack and we gonna travel like hell! (y)

Ha. That's awesome. :D

[mickill]

We haven't bought anything yet; stil comparison shopping. I mean, we've got 4 more months, you know?
I don't know how the Frog compares; I know the main differences between the Gecko and the Chameleon are the size of the carry cot (little bigger on the Chameleon), the choice of colours (on the Chameleon you can choose both the main colour and the contour, whereas the Gecko is whatever main colour you choose + black contour, I think), and the Chameleon has some sort of super-suspension wheel system. Oh and also it has an adjustable height handle.

But yeah, nothing's decided yet; we'll think about it more after the holidays.
You do realize that that 4 months is gonna fly by, don't you?

The Frog was the first model they made. I don't know how common they are these days. All I know is that they have the bigger wheels. You'll want an adjustable handle, though, I think. We bought the A3 model of Peg, but returned it because the handle was too short. But apart from this one small glitch, it was perfect for us. So we went in search of last years model which is more or less the same, only it has an adjustable handle (and a slightly less sleek frame). Of course, I'm just talking about a lowly BMW here, while you're apparently in the market for more of an Aston Martin or a Bentley.

[Monsieur Decuts]

ms. peachy I have two good friends at work who are 6 months along and they both were talking the other day about how they've felt more flirty and have been doing a far share of "pine ing(sp)" over random boys since they've become preggo. They said they both feel a little bit more coy and have a new found strut. Like you described, they're both faithful as heck, but they just feel a little more risque'.

Do you feel this way? Do you think its because your body is being as woman as it can get by incubating da baby?

[marsdaddy]

yea,its all good,she is witty,very quick and funny!I love her so much!
But that it though,i dont want to have others childs,i am waiting for her to get big enough that she can carry her bagpack and we gonna travel like hell! (y)At 6 she can't carry her own backpack? :confused:

Peachy, you should have grabbed a cucumber. :o

I find pregnant women beautiful -- it's a glow they have about them. That last month is hell, though.

I'm fairly unattractive, but with my kid in tow, I can talk to any woman.

[g-mile7]

still got it (y)