i think im gonna start pretending to be a lesbian

[insertnamehere]

so boys leave me alone

i like hanging out with boys so much more than girls. i dunno how to be friends with girls. but all the boys i try to be friends with want to not just be friends with me. so maybe if i tell them im a lesbian they'll get the hint.

[Videodrome]

yeah... sorry about that. guys just wanna have fun too!!

[QueenAdrock]

Or tell them that you're taken by some muscular guy who is away right now, but will be back on vacation and holidays. That way they won't ask to see you make out with your lesbian friends and be pigs about it, because trust me, they will.

[insertnamehere]

i guess, but that would be harder. id have to come up with details and make up stories about me and fake boyfriend

[TurdBerglar]

guys have no intentions with being just friends with girls. if you tell them you're a lesbo they'll just try to turn you straight

[BionicEye]

just start farting out loud a lot and stop using soap on your cooch. that'll do it.

[fucktopgirl]

yea,good thinking insertsomethinghere,
tell them you are a lesbian,then you gona have all the college boys in your ass (y) because a sextrip with two girl is not the fantasy off all guy ....expect gay! :D

[jackrock]

[jabumbo]

that means we could still like, make out...


right? :confused:

[ericlee]

just start farting out loud a lot and stop using soap on your cooch. that'll do it.

she's not goin' to prison man :rolleyes:

[BionicEye]

a naked lesbian prison.

[Trimm Trabb]

I dunno, i seem to talk to more girls than guys tbh .... danny :)

[Monsieur Decuts]

if you are hot then deal with it.

you're a hot girl, count your blessing fucker cause i'm sure there's a large part of the population who get zero guy attention.

You just need to get good at nippin it in the bud before it even starts.
Cut em like a knife, men are just little babies, make em feel like an ass right away when they start that shit...don't hold back...totally embarass one and then the others will get the hint.


then for fun one night randomly hook up with one of em....then call em all assholes again the next night....

fawking girls

[Beastie's Boy]

Dont you just love the fact that we blokes are nearly always horny. :D (y)

[miss_bhaven]

i like hanging out with boys so much more than girls. i dunno how to be friends with girls.so maybe if i tell them im a lesbian they'll get the hint.

Um, are you saying that lesbians only have guy friends? :confused:

[QueenAdrock]

No, I think she's trying to say that if she tells all her guy friends she's a lesbian, they won't try to hit on her anymore.

[miss_bhaven]

No, I think she's trying to say that if she tells all her guy friends she's a lesbian, they won't try to hit on her anymore.

Hrmm...Ha, ok. But, pretending you're a lesbian, isn't going to get the boys off you, trust me. I tell guys im with a chiq and they don't believe me...They think it's just a line to fuck them off, but it's not...It's true. Shits me haha...Oh well.

[Beastie's Boy]

so shes willing to tell all these blokes shes a lesbian wich will probaly go through the whole school leading up to her friends (girls) wich will probaly want to stay awayfrom her thinkin shes a lesbian. or maybe im wrong?