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when you have a dream that your making out with your ex boyfriend or someone, and then you wake up and your all like "holy shit that felt so real.." and then a thought accurs to you that maybe it was your parent molesting you in your sleep...
..... :eek:
haha, it was so funny though. in my dream apparently the "cool" way to make out was sit on your girlfriend/boyfriends back until it hurts them alot, and then wait until they make motion that they want to roll over, so you get off them and then kiss them on the nose. and then thats it
:confused:
wtfff lol
jackrock
12-03-2005, 11:01 PM
i hate when im having such a great daydream and then i go back to reality and i don't want to....
or when im day dreaming while trying to sleep(awesome daydreams btw) and then i get up go washroom or sumtin and ii can get that good feeling of that daydream again (n) :p
QueenAdrock
12-03-2005, 11:59 PM
Oh man dreams that seem so real you can't even believe they were dreams when you wake up can be some of the worst. I woke up and thought Wayne had been murdered and that sucked pretty bad. I actually cried in my sleep and woke up with wet cheeks.
Bleh. (n)
jackrock
12-04-2005, 12:05 AM
^ that reminds me... anyone had a lucid dream?
jabumbo
12-04-2005, 12:11 AM
cue tal quoting himself...
jackrock
12-04-2005, 12:16 AM
cue tal quoting himself...
about what?
^ that reminds me... anyone had a lucid dream?
lucid dream ?
jackrock
12-04-2005, 11:16 AM
lucid dream ?
pretty interesting stuff (http://ld4all.com/)
QueenAdrock
12-04-2005, 11:28 AM
Shit, I used to have those when I was younger. I'd think, "This isn't right...wow, I must be dreaming," and as I looked around, I convinced myself I was. Then I'd go off and rape some people and steal lots of candy and kill my enemies just to see what it was like.
I miss those. :(
jackrock
12-04-2005, 11:32 AM
Shit, I used to have those when I was younger. I'd think, "This isn't right...wow, I must be dreaming," and as I looked around, I convinced myself I was. Then I'd go off and rape some people and steal lots of candy and kill my enemies just to see what it was like.
I miss those. :(
how old were you?? you were a dream rapist! :p
QueenAdrock
12-04-2005, 11:38 AM
I was like, 13.
It was actually pretty cool because it's stuff that I wouldn't do in real life because they're against my morals, but I knew I could do it in the dream because I knew I wasn't really doing it. (y)
jackrock
12-04-2005, 11:43 AM
I was like, 13.
It was actually pretty cool because it's stuff that I wouldn't do in real life because they're against my morals, but I knew I could do it in the dream because I knew I wasn't really doing it. (y)
thats why i want one.. i can do anything!
kleptomaniac
12-04-2005, 11:49 AM
i like never remember my dreams......
but my mom says i talk in my sleep.....i wonder what the heck i was saying! :eek:
jackrock
12-04-2005, 11:55 AM
i like never remember my dreams......
but my mom says i talk in my sleep.....i wonder what the heck i was saying! :eek:
haha that reminds me... one morning my dad threw a pillow at my head to wake me up... he said sumtin like aha did that scare you? then i said something and fell asleep right away... so later that day my dad asked me if i remember swearing at him.. i was oblivious he said when he asked if that scared me early that morning apparently i said that scared the shit outta me though i don't remember it at all! yea thought id share
kleptomaniac
12-04-2005, 12:03 PM
sometimes at night when i'm sleeping, i'll wake up at increments of time.....
i'll wake up at 1am and go to sleep...
wake up at 2am and go back to sleep....
wake up at 3am and go back to sleep.....
and so on.....
and so on......
until morning.
kleptomaniac
12-04-2005, 12:09 PM
also, while on the subject of sleep.....
my dogs has weird dreams, man. he'll like...moan and stuff in his sleep...but he's fixed, so i don't think he should be having dreams like that :rolleyes:
jackrock
12-04-2005, 12:36 PM
also, while on the subject of sleep.....
my dogs has weird dreams, man. he'll like...moan and stuff in his sleep...but he's fixed, so i don't think he should be having dreams like that :rolleyes:
do yo u have like a robotic dog or saomething.. fixed hehe
kleptomaniac
12-04-2005, 12:40 PM
do yo u have like a robotic dog or saomething.. fixed hehe
***programs fido to 'destroy jackrock'***
jackrock
12-04-2005, 12:42 PM
*** runs***
Chicka B
12-04-2005, 07:36 PM
A couple of times when I was falling asleep on the couch, I think it was right at the point where I was officially asleep, it felt like the couch was suddenly pulled out from underneath me and I was falling but it happened so quickly I was like what the fuck? Has that ever happened to anyone? :confused: And when I'm about to fall asleep I'll hear a whole bunch of voices and it'll seem like I'm in my classroom, or I'll hear my mom calling me. I donno, I'm schitzo I guess.
Beastie's Boy
12-04-2005, 07:40 PM
if im awoken from an excellent dream where im with some real hot celebrity like jessica alba or angelina jolie(not sure how to spell name) i become one of the moodiest, angriest little shit for the day. :D (y)
zippo
12-04-2005, 07:41 PM
and then a thought accurs to you that maybe it was your parent molesting you in your sleep...
come again?
kleptomaniac
12-04-2005, 07:42 PM
once when i was just sitting on my bed, it was really quiet and everything.....but then suddenly i hear the theme song to titanic playing.....and it was coming from my bathroom......
i was like....wtf? :confused:
turns out it was just my imagination.
gee, i love sharing bizarre stories. it's fun!
zippo
12-04-2005, 07:47 PM
hahaha
youre fuckign crazy!
wait, imagination or in your sleep?
kleptomaniac
12-04-2005, 07:49 PM
dude i don't know.....
it could've been real for all i know!! :eek:
Chicka B
12-04-2005, 07:49 PM
once when i was just sitting on my bed, it was really quiet and everything.....but then suddenly i hear the theme song to titanic playing.....and it was coming from my bathroom......
i was like....wtf? :confused:
turns out it was just my imagination.
gee, i love sharing bizarre stories. it's fun!
Hahaha!!! I got one. :D I think I already told this but one time I got up to go pee you know, and on my way back to my bed I saw a giant pink carebare standing over my bed in the corner holding a knife. I even blinked and it was still there, so I just shook my head, said fuck this and slept on the couch. :eek:
kleptomaniac
12-04-2005, 07:54 PM
Hahaha!!! I got one. :D I think I already told this but one time I got up to go pee you know, and on my way back to my bed I saw a giant pink carebare standing over my bed in the corner holding a knife. I even blinked and it was still there, so I just shook my head, said fuck this and slept on the couch. :eek:
WTF??!!
that's crazier than MINE! :eek: (!)
Beastie's Boy
12-04-2005, 07:56 PM
Hahaha!!! I got one. :D I think I already told this but one time I got up to go pee you know, and on my way back to my bed I saw a giant pink carebare standing over my bed in the corner holding a knife. I even blinked and it was still there, so I just shook my head, said fuck this and slept on the couch. :eek:
What the fuck where you smoking that night? :eek:
Chicka B
12-04-2005, 08:02 PM
The good shit....nah I'm kidding. What it is was I took too much nyquil probably. I take that shit to knock my ass out cuz I got insomnia. I was probably just hillucinating because I doubt there was actually a carebare waiting to kill me, and if there was then...I donno. :p
laurie_hammy
12-04-2005, 08:04 PM
if im awoken from an excellent dream where im with some real hot celebrity like jessica alba or angelina jolie(not sure how to spell name) i become one of the moodiest, angriest little shit for the day. :D (y)
hahaha
kleptomaniac
12-04-2005, 08:04 PM
i remember when i was a little kid, i'd have these nightmares and chucky (the killer doll) was chasing me around the house with a knife and in one dream, he chased me into an icebox and closed it on me.
then i woke up.
thank god i don't have dreams like that anymore!!!
i was a pretty messed up little kid i guess :o
Loppfessor
12-04-2005, 08:05 PM
when you have a dream that your making out with your ex boyfriend or someone, and then you wake up and your all like "holy shit that felt so real.." and then a thought accurs to you that maybe it was your parent molesting you in your sleep...
..... :eek:
haha, it was so funny though. in my dream apparently the "cool" way to make out was sit on your girlfriend/boyfriends back until it hurts them alot, and then wait until they make motion that they want to roll over, so you get off them and then kiss them on the nose. and then thats it
:confused:
wtfff lol
I think that's the first time you ever made me laugh
kleptomaniac
12-04-2005, 08:10 PM
also, my friend had a dream that my head burst into flames.
she told me about it and i had no idea how to respond......
Chicka B
12-04-2005, 08:15 PM
also, my friend had a dream that my head burst into flames.
she told me about it and i had no idea how to respond......
Hahaha whoa... one time when I was about 5, I had a dream Alice off the brady bunch was waiting in line with a bunch of old people to die, then she got inside a cannon ball shooter upside down which broke her neck, and it shot her off into the sun... when I woke up, I was crying and went straight to my mom and told her about it and she just laughed.
laurie_hammy
12-04-2005, 08:19 PM
also, my friend had a dream that my head burst into flames.
she told me about it and i had no idea how to respond......
Your response: DID YA FU&^IN PUT THE FLAME OUT !
pretty interesting stuff (http://ld4all.com/)
oh yes. lots
When you become lucid in a dream, you can transform yourself into an animal, become invisible, fly away through a window, materialize a Ferrari in mid-air, step through a mirror or change your mother-in-law into a teddybear. In short: you can do everything you can imagine.
i always try something like that but it never works.
the only time something worked like that was when i said i wanted a Pear, and then i got one.
Beastie's Boy
12-04-2005, 08:21 PM
that'd be smart
kleptomaniac
12-04-2005, 08:24 PM
Your response: DID YA FU&^IN PUT THE FLAME OUT !
well she just woke up right after... at least that's what she said....:rolleyes:
Hahaha whoa... one time when I was about 5, I had a dream Alice off the brady bunch was waiting in line with a bunch of old people to die, then she got inside a cannon ball shooter upside down which broke her neck, and it shot her off into the sun... when I woke up, I was crying and went straight to my mom and told her about it and she just laughed.
you win. i can't top alice in a cannon :cool: (y) (y)
zippo
12-04-2005, 08:44 PM
sometimes ive had a dream, woken up, fell back asleep again and continued it
kleptomaniac
12-04-2005, 08:46 PM
sometimes ive had a dream, woken up, fell back asleep again and continued it
that's wicked (y)
Chicka B
12-04-2005, 08:51 PM
Has anybody ever had a "wet dream"? I never had that before.
kleptomaniac
12-04-2005, 08:52 PM
Has anybody ever had a "wet dream"? I never had that before.
that's why i sleep on a towel.
Chicka B
12-04-2005, 08:54 PM
HAHAHAHA! Ew! You know what a wet dream is? Oh my god I'm laughing so hard right now. :D
kleptomaniac
12-04-2005, 08:57 PM
HAHAHAHA! Ew! You know what a wet dream is? Oh my god I'm laughing so hard right now. :D
is it when you wet your pants in your sleep? :confused:
okay fine i really don't know :o
Chicka B
12-04-2005, 08:58 PM
Maybe only people that come from where I live use that term, but it's when you dream that you're having sex.
kleptomaniac
12-04-2005, 09:00 PM
Maybe only people that come from where I live use that term, but it's when you dream that you're having sex.
oh well if you called it a "sex dream" i'd understand :p
So Ruff
12-04-2005, 09:00 PM
I was extremely late for class a few weeks ago because of a dream.
It was about 7 A.M., and my alarm went off. I quickly hit snooze and fell back asleep. I started to have a dream where I got out of bed, picked out my clothes, and went into the shower.
Now, that's what I do every morning - consciously - and if I don't wake up, then my conscience will bug me to get out of bed. Except, my dream fooled me into thinking that I was already out of bed, and in the process of getting ready for school, so I continued to sleep. When I woke up, it was 9 o'clock. :mad:
I had the most extravagant tardiness excuse that day.
jackrock
12-04-2005, 09:52 PM
ahaha you 2 and the wet dreams... its when a dude has a good time in his sleep and wakes up in the night.. if ya know what i mean... google it i dunno
i as trying to fall asleep one night in a thunder storm, there was lightning flashing like mad, and i looked in my closet from my bad and whenever it lightninged it flashed in one spot in my closet... i started freakin out and thought that someone put a camera in my room and was spying on me... i ditched that room like a cheetah.. scary stuff.
Beastie's Boy
12-04-2005, 11:19 PM
is it when you wet your pants in your sleep? :confused:
okay fine i really don't know :o
Thats what i thought it was?
laurie_hammy
12-05-2005, 12:51 AM
well she just woke up right after... at least that's what she said....:rolleyes:
you win. i can't top alice in a cannon :cool: (y) (y)
Shes A Liar ! KILL THE STUPID FAT HOBET !
Rancid_Beasties
12-05-2005, 12:53 AM
Haven't your parents even had the talk with you yet? Bloody kids these days, half of them are having sex before they're 12 and the other half are oblivious of anything until they're like 25 and still living at home.
Beastie's Boy
12-05-2005, 01:32 AM
might i add, the ones who are 25 and still living at home are probaly masturbating 3-4 time a day. Hey, surprise me!
I was extremely late for class a few weeks ago because of a dream.
It was about 7 A.M., and my alarm went off. I quickly hit snooze and fell back asleep. I started to have a dream where I got out of bed, picked out my clothes, and went into the shower.
Now, that's what I do every morning - consciously - and if I don't wake up, then my conscience will bug me to get out of bed. Except, my dream fooled me into thinking that I was already out of bed, and in the process of getting ready for school, so I continued to sleep. When I woke up, it was 9 o'clock. :mad:
I had the most extravagant tardiness excuse that day.
that happens to me sometimes!
ill be sleeping and hear my mom call for me and im like areadly sleeping so i'll mutter something, and then i started dreaming im getting dressed and ready for school, so im happy im up. and all of a sudden i hear my mom barg into my room yelling at me and then i open my eyes and its just like.. crrrap :(
Haven't your parents even had the talk with you yet? Bloody kids these days, half of them are having sex before they're 12 and the other half are oblivious of anything until they're like 25 and still living at home.
who me?
Rancid_Beasties
12-05-2005, 03:00 AM
who me?
All of ya. How could you not know what a wet dream is at 13-16 like most of you seem to be?
milleson
12-05-2005, 03:05 AM
I for one, am charmed by their innocence.
kleptomaniac
12-05-2005, 03:56 PM
All of ya. How could you not know what a wet dream is at 13-16 like most of you seem to be?
it's the one thing we didn't cover in sex ed
apparently :rolleyes:
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