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TurdBerglar
12-04-2005, 05:32 PM
lets here some shit you did as a young kid
so i live in the hood but i went to school in this semi-posh little town outside my city since 5th grade. all my friends back in my neighborhood were always a little puzzled on where i actually went to school. so one day in 6th grade i took a few of them on our bikes up to my school in that town. this town is one of your typical small white upper middle class towns. their single highschool had less then 800 students. that's how small it was. trouble started as soon as we get into the town. the inhabatents were a bit shocked to see a two puerto rican kids, a black kid and a white kid rideing through their streets. they would see us comeing and they would call their kids into the house. my friends were getting quite irretated about this shit and had a few things to say eventually. they started cussing a few of the parents out and all and this one guy they really laid it into. we'll see this guy again later on. he didn't like us too much. so we finally reach my school. and instantly my friends want to steal all the basketball hoops of all the backboards on the black top. so im all like "ahhh shit". i knew i couldn't disuade them and anyways i thought it was kind of funny. so im on watch as they are trying to fuckn' rip these hoops off of all the backboards. and it was a school day so some of my teacher were still in there. and as they would leave they would see me so i would distract them as would walk by the black top. they would ask me what those kids were doing over there. i would be like "oh those are just my friends. they're trying to dunk of the hoops.". it worked. they would just laugh and walk on by. so they manage to get four of the hoops off. on for each of us. and we're heading back out of the town each with a hoop in our hands rideing our bikes. we ride past this park were there was this little league game going on(the same park were they guy thought i was a sex offender i told you about the summer that just past). all the little kids see us and they start shouting, "HEY! they have the hoops from the middle school!". and this one guy shouted, "IT'S THEM DAMN SPICS FROM EARLIER TODAY!" it was that guy i told you about that my friends really laided into ealier. so he like runs up to us threatening us and shit. telling us we better give them shits back. we were all like "how do you know these aren't ours, bitch!". and of course he and everyone else knew they weren't ours. so he starts to grab them out our hands and the two puerto rican kids completely punked him out. they just went off on him and he backed down. this guy was affraid of a couple of 12/13 year old kids. what a dick. so we book it and he jumps in his car and kinda follows us. he keeps driveing by us. back and forth. he'd drive a few hundred feet infront of us then turn around in someone's driveway and go back and forth. anyways we're getting closer and closer to our neighborhood. and he starts to look a bit worried. so we pulled down this really bad street, coombs st. this is a street where you could see babies just in diapers with a bottle of koolaid wondering around in the parking lot of some black with their parents screaming at them on the porch 6 stories up. typical ghetto type shit. anyways this guy sticks out like a sore thumb in his bmw and he's getting all these looks i think he finally had enough when a crackhead tried to have a conversation with him at stop sign. then that was it. we brought our hoops back to the black kids house and stashed them behind his neighboor's garage. the next day we went to go get the hoops when we took some polls from a constuction site to make a full basketball hoop. but they were missing. it turned out the older kids in the neighborhood saw us stashing them and ganked them for themselves. fuckn' assholes. we went though all that shit.
ToucanSpam
12-04-2005, 05:33 PM
no one is going to read all of that shit.
TurdBerglar
12-04-2005, 05:34 PM
no one is going to read all of that shit.
yes they will becuase i wrote it
kleptomaniac
12-04-2005, 05:34 PM
no one is going to read all of that shit.
maybe if it was broken up or something...
that just gives me a headache.
lets here some shit you did as a young kid
so i live in the hood but i went to school in this semi-posh little town outside my city since 5th grade. all my friends back in my neighborhood were always a little puzzled on where i actu
ally went to school. so one day in 6th grade i took a few of them on our bikes up to my school in that town. this town is one of your typical small white upper middle class towns. their single highschool had less then 800 students. that's how small it w
as. trouble started as soon as we get into the town. the inhabatents were a bit shocked to see a two puerto rican kids, a black kid and a white kid rideing through their streets. they would see u
s comeing and they would call their kids into the house. my friends were getting quite irretated about this shi
t and had a few things to say eventually. they started cussing a few of the parents out and all and this one guy they really laid it into. we'll see this guy again later on. he didn't like us too much. so we finally reach my school. and instantly my friends want to ste
al all the basketball hoops of all the backboards on the black top. so im all like "ahhh shit". i knew i couldn't disuade them and anyways i thought it was kind of funny. so im on watch as they a
re trying to fuckn' rip these hoops off of all the backboards. and it was a school day so some of my teacher were still in there. and as they would leave they would see me so i would distract them as would walk by the black top. they would ask me what those
kids were doing over there. i would be like "oh those are just my friends. they're trying to dunk of the hoops.". it worked. they would just laugh and walk on by. so they manage to get four of the hoops off. on for each of us. and we're heading back out of the town each with a hoop in our hands rideing our bikes. we ride past this park wer
e there was this little league game going on(the same park were they guy thought i was a sex offender i told you about the summer that just past). all the little kids see us and they start shouting, "HEY! they have the hoops from the middle school!". and this one guy shouted, "IT'S THEM DAMN SPICS FROM EARLIER TODAY!" it was that gu
y i told you about that my friends really laided into ealier. so he like runs up to us threatening us and shit. telling us we better give them shits back. we were all like "how do you know these aren't ours, bitch!". and of course he and everyone else knew they were
n't ours. so he starts to grab them out our hands and the two puerto rican kids completely punked him out. they just went off on him and he backed down. this guy was affraid of a couple of 12/13 year old kids. what a dick. so we book it and he jumps in his car and kinda follows us. he keeps driveing by us. back and forth. he'd drive a few hundred feet infront of us then turn around in someone's driveway and go back and forth. anyways we're getting closer and closer to o
ur neighborhood. and he starts to look a bit worried. so we pulled down this really bad street, coombs st. this is a street where you could see babies just in diapers with a bottle of koolaid wondering around in the parking lot of some black with their parents screaming at them on the porch 6 stories up. typical ghetto type shit. anyways this guy sticks out like a sore thumb in his bmw and he's get
ting all these looks i think he finally had enough when a crackhead tried to have a conversation with him at stop sign. then that was it. we brought our hoops back to the black kids house and stashed them behind his neighboor's garage. the next day we went to go get the hoops when we took some polls from a constuction site to make a full basketball hoop. but they were missing. it turned out the old
er kids in the neighborhood saw us stashing them and ganked them for themselves. fuckn' assholes. we went though all that shit.
there you go, i broke it for you
TurdBerglar
12-04-2005, 05:37 PM
THAT'S COPYWRITE ENFRINGEMENT
not if i patent it first it's not
TurdBerglar
12-04-2005, 05:38 PM
PATENT THIS, ASSHOLE
no way, i'll never make any money from assholes
TurdBerglar
12-04-2005, 05:49 PM
im sure toucanspam could
TurdBerglar
12-04-2005, 06:15 PM
yeah
like that
kleptomaniac
12-04-2005, 06:18 PM
Summary:
Turd and his bad friends stole some basketball hoops from a school, got chased by some guy who was being an asshole. They lost him in the ghetto hood, stashed the hoops. Hoops were gone when they came back, robbed by the ghetto kids.
oh okay....
yeahwho
12-04-2005, 06:35 PM
What the fuck do you want from us?
mickill
12-04-2005, 07:30 PM
There's this amusment park that I grew up about 3 blocks away from called Playland. When I was in the 7th grade, my friends and I climbed over the fence and looted the place (this was during the off season). We just cleaned out the game booths for prizes and stuffed animals and gave them to girls at school. It was fun times.
TurdBerglar
12-04-2005, 07:31 PM
it was literally that easy?
mickill
12-04-2005, 07:50 PM
Yes man. We had garbage bags full. It was as ridiculous as it sounds.
TurdBerglar
12-04-2005, 07:51 PM
we had to work for our shit and in the end we got ripped off
those hoops were a bitch and a half to yank off
kleptomaniac
12-04-2005, 07:52 PM
Yes man. We had garbage bags full. It was as ridiculous as it sounds.
i bet it comes back to haunt you someday.
edit-the memory of what you did.....not the garbage bags.
sorry for the confusion, folks.
mickill
12-04-2005, 08:02 PM
Well, it was hardly an operation of Ocean's Eleven/Twelve caliber, but I guess it wasn't a TOTAL walk in the (amusement) park. We were just really cocky about it. Kids.
Yeah, maybe that's why my car was stolen. Damn you, Karma!
yeahwho
12-04-2005, 08:02 PM
Paper route days.
String together a few hundred rubberbands (double 'em up)
Take a full mid-week newspaper, lay it lengthwise, fold it in half.
Dip said folded newspaper into a bucket of water to soak (30 seconds or so)
Stake giant multi-rubberband, insert soaking newspaper, pull as far back as you can.
Wait for city bus to drive by, release. Run.
Spitwad Xtremeo
i made my brother drink piss from a cup saying it was apple juice. now let me tell you, my brother is my OLDER brother.. and he still fell for it.
when i was in a car ride i rolled down my window and wouldnt stop throwing gummie bears at the car beside my parents.. he looked over and i gave him this devil expression and he flicked me off lmao.
i almost lit my kitchen on fire..
i broke the windows of my school..
i told my princable to fuck the fuck offf lmao, mind you i was like in 3rd grade too.
ito scare my brother. [i thought this would be a good idea] i grabbed the axe beside his door and backed up and ran full speed up to the door and SMASHED it right into the wood. :eek: lmao! i could of killed someone behind that door!
another time i got the idea to scare my friends and grabbed a axe, again. and was sneeking up on them and then my mom came down and started saying "ARE YOU INSANE?!?!" and i almost dropped the axe and could of cut off my feet o.o
i walked down my school hallway singing "PENIS. PEEENIISSS, THATS THE WRONG SAYING. ITS DIIICK DIIICK DIICCCCCKKKK."
i lit my friends hair on fire
i think i took exctasy. and MIND YOU i didnt even know it was that, i was coming from a garage sale with my parents. got into the car and started rambling threw the box that had barbies in it that my dad just bought for me, and i find this round pill thing that had a picture on it and i popped it in my mouth thinking it was some m&m. and what i can remember everything got all blurry and i kept saying "bla baaah bahkkk bakkkkk" and it felt like i was on some roller coaster. lmao
i got the ultimate wedgie
CrankItUp!
12-04-2005, 08:30 PM
Alright -
Just thinking about this one puts a fond fucking memory smile on my face. This was 20 fucking years ago (1985) and I was 15 yrs. old (yeah, do the math and that makes me an "old punk" now !) and riding the school bus to and from school everyday because I was too young to drive just yet. Anyways, this one fucking bitch named Angel Lloyd thought she was Ms. "Total Hot Fucking Shit!" all the damn time. She was the most vain fucking bitch that I've seen in my life time. Once, she blurted out "My pussy is pink and it don't stink !" and everyone on the bus bawled out laughing about the shit and what a stuck up bitch she was for saying it. One day, she over heard me talking about her to some friends and she reached over and slapped me right in the face ! I was stunned and shouted at her "You fucking whore !" and the bus driver overheard it and wrote me up to have to see the dean the next day. I explained that she slapped me in the face and all - but the dean claimed that the bus driver didn't see it and that I take either 5 days suspension or 3 swats on the ass. I already missed too many days from school already and decided to go with the 3 swats on the ass instead. Dr. Barley (The Dean Of Boys ) was a big fat-ass dickhead motherfucker that had it in bad to inflict some memorable pain on my scared ass. I had a fucking layer of telephone book pages inside my jeans to protect my skinny ass - but the bastard made me "un-zip" my pants and show the insides and empty my back pockets first. He saw what I tried to pad my ass with from his goddamn wooden paddle ( it even had holes drilled in the thick motherfucker to make it swifter and fucking sting more !) and I bent over , clenched my teeth ..and WHOP!WHOP!WHOP! - on the ass cheeks 3 goddamn fucking stinging times. I could barely straighten back up and walk out afterwards. I didn't actually cry - but my eyes did start to fucking water up and wanted to badly though. My father was fucking PISSED at me - of course. So, I was grounded and had to do stupid shit like mow grass, car wash , etc. etc. OKAY !-- Now the fucking good part ! - I had to come up with a devious fucking plan to get back at the bitch ! I thought about it for at least a solid fucking week and a half - before I came up with something GREAT ! She smoked cigarettes and always left them left between her own books and stuff on an unattended bus seat during the ride home. I noticed that the brand was Winstons (the same as what my older brother smoked ! ) and I took a pair of tweezers and pulled the tobacco out and planted a M-80 firecracker inside and carefully packed it back together. It was easy to quickly slip it inside her half empty pack during the afternoon shuffle on the bus home. I couldn't tell a soul (other than my older brother) because I couldn't risk it getting me in more deep shit than I was. The next fucking day I overheard her girlfriends saying that she missed school because something HORRIBLE happened to her face. When I finally saw her a couple of days later - she had her entire NOSE wrapped (she complained about being able to breathe and her fucking top lip was swelled up FUCKING BIG ! and looked like something from FUCKING HELL !!! She tried to get back at me - and never even made a fucking dent constantly trying - for the entire next two years straight ! HaHahhaha!!! Fuck with me and see what happens......SWEET MOTHERFUCKING REVENGE !!! HELL YEAH ! (y)
TurdBerglar
12-04-2005, 08:34 PM
now that's fuckn' great (y)
Alright -
I took a pair of tweezers and pulled the tobacco out and planted a M-80 firecracker inside and carefully packed it back together. It was easy to quickly slip it inside her half empty pack during the afternoon shuffle on the bus home. I couldn't tell a soul (other than my older brother) because I couldn't risk it getting me in more deep shit than I was. The next fucking day I overheard her girlfriends saying that she missed school because something HORRIBLE happened to her face. When I finally saw her a couple of days later - she had her entire NOSE wrapped (she complained about being able to breathe and her fucking top lip was swelled up FUCKING BIG ! and looked like something from FUCKING HELL !!! She tried to get back at me - and never even made a fucking dent constantly trying - for the entire next two years straight ! HaHahhaha!!! Fuck with me and see what happens......SWEET MOTHERFUCKING REVENGE !!! HELL YEAH ! (y)
you.
are the fucking master lmao!
fucktopgirl
12-04-2005, 08:42 PM
i was hanging out a lot with my big brother,so we did a lot of stupid thing with our friends!
stealing empty bottles on the balcony of people$
we break into a church,well its just happen that the door was unlocked so we just explore every corner!
with my friend MArie soleil(the same one where we mess up a guy house),we ring every doors on a street,take air out of tire in the neirbourhood,we where high on sugar(10$ of candy at 1 cents each,,what a buzz),we scream out loud"killer"to people who wear fur!
anyway a lot of stupid thing like that!
Alright -
Just thinking about this one puts a fond fucking memory smile on my face. This was 20 fucking years ago (1985) and I was 15 yrs. old (yeah, do the math and that makes me an "old punk" now !) and riding the school bus to and from school everyday because I was too young to drive just yet. Anyways, this one fucking bitch named Angel Lloyd thought she was Ms. "Total Hot Fucking Shit!" all the damn time. She was the most vain fucking bitch that I've seen in my life time. Once, she blurted out "My pussy is pink and it don't stink !" and everyone on the bus bawled out laughing about the shit and what a stuck up bitch she was for saying it. One day, she over heard me talking about her to some friends and she reached over and slapped me right in the face ! I was stunned and shouted at her "You fucking whore !" and the bus driver overheard it and wrote me up to have to see the dean the next day. I explained that she slapped me in the face and all - but the dean claimed that the bus driver didn't see it and that I take either 5 days suspension or 3 swats on the ass. I already missed too many days from school already and decided to go with the 3 swats on the ass instead. Dr. Barley (The Dean Of Boys ) was a big fat-ass dickhead motherfucker that had it in bad to inflict some memorable pain on my scared ass. I had a fucking layer of telephone book pages inside my jeans to protect my skinny ass - but the bastard made me "un-zip" my pants and show the insides and empty my back pockets first. He saw what I tried to pad my ass with from his goddamn wooden paddle ( it even had holes drilled in the thick motherfucker to make it swifter and fucking sting more !) and I bent over , clenched my teeth ..and WHOP!WHOP!WHOP! - on the ass cheeks 3 goddamn fucking stinging times. I could barely straighten back up and walk out afterwards. I didn't actually cry - but my eyes did start to fucking water up and wanted to badly though. My father was fucking PISSED at me - of course. So, I was grounded and had to do stupid shit like mow grass, car wash , etc. etc. OKAY !-- Now the fucking good part ! - I had to come up with a devious fucking plan to get back at the bitch ! I thought about it for at least a solid fucking week and a half - before I came up with something GREAT ! She smoked cigarettes and always left them left between her own books and stuff on an unattended bus seat during the ride home. I noticed that the brand was Winstons (the same as what my older brother smoked ! ) and I took a pair of tweezers and pulled the tobacco out and planted a M-80 firecracker inside and carefully packed it back together. It was easy to quickly slip it inside her half empty pack during the afternoon shuffle on the bus home. I couldn't tell a soul (other than my older brother) because I couldn't risk it getting me in more deep shit than I was. The next fucking day I overheard her girlfriends saying that she missed school because something HORRIBLE happened to her face. When I finally saw her a couple of days later - she had her entire NOSE wrapped (she complained about being able to breathe and her fucking top lip was swelled up FUCKING BIG ! and looked like something from FUCKING HELL !!! She tried to get back at me - and never even made a fucking dent constantly trying - for the entire next two years straight ! HaHahhaha!!! Fuck with me and see what happens......SWEET MOTHERFUCKING REVENGE !!! HELL YEAH ! (y)
pahahahahaha classic!
So Ruff
12-04-2005, 08:54 PM
When I was 12 or 13, my friends and I used to jack plenty of hub-caps off our teachers' cars. We'd pry them off with a crowbar and stash them in our backpacks. I got 2 off my principal's car. They remain underneath my bed to this very day. I was a silly kid.
I had to come up with a devious fucking plan to get back at the bitch ! I thought about it for at least a solid fucking week and a half - before I came up with something GREAT ! She smoked cigarettes and always left them left between her own books and stuff on an unattended bus seat during the ride home. I noticed that the brand was Winstons (the same as what my older brother smoked ! ) and I took a pair of tweezers and pulled the tobacco out and planted a M-80 firecracker inside and carefully packed it back together. It was easy to quickly slip it inside her half empty pack during the afternoon shuffle on the bus home. I couldn't tell a soul (other than my older brother) because I couldn't risk it getting me in more deep shit than I was. The next fucking day I overheard her girlfriends saying that she missed school because something HORRIBLE happened to her face. When I finally saw her a couple of days later - she had her entire NOSE wrapped (she complained about being able to breathe and her fucking top lip was swelled up FUCKING BIG ! and looked like something from FUCKING HELL !!! She tried to get back at me - and never even made a fucking dent constantly trying - for the entire next two years straight ! HaHahhaha!!! Fuck with me and see what happens......SWEET MOTHERFUCKING REVENGE !!! HELL YEAH ! (y)
That's awesome. (y)
ericlee
12-04-2005, 09:10 PM
not too much. If there were any small cars parked in the street, my friends and I would lift it up and turn it in the other direction.
We took golf clubs and smashed the hell out of some redneck racist bastard's car.
Did a couple eggings on houses and cars and a few flaming shit bags on the front porch.
QueenAdrock
12-04-2005, 09:20 PM
The only crazy shit I would do is egg people's houses. We'd get egg all over, then unscrew an outside lightbulb and put an egg in its place. We'd also break off plastic forks in their front lawn (would mess up the lawn mower and be a mess to clean up), tie the porch furniture to the mailbox, toiletpaper, tampon the trees, etc. etc.
Did a couple eggings on houses and cars and a few flaming shit bags on the front porch.
eggings are always fun. especially egging the drunks that are sleeping on the sidewalk.
this one i'll never forget, it was probably the cutest too. okay so my mother had this facial cream, and i like climbed up onto the bathroom sink and rambled threw the shelf behind the mirror, and i found the cream.. and on the cream's lid had a picture of a CHEETA. so i thought if i put the cream on my face i would be able to run as fast as a cheeta. so i grabbed my yellow knitted baby blanket [ i miss that :( ] and wrapped it around me like a super woman cape [ i miss doing that too :( ] i put the cream on and started running around the living room and jumping off things like i was a super hero.. and all of a sudden my face started burning a little, i shrugged it off and kept gigling and running around the hallways and living room... until my face started hurting even more. i dropped to my neese and started crying and trying to get the cream off my face lmao. it hurt so bad too : (
and stealing strawberrys down in langford with my neice (shes older then me, long story. shes the daughter of my half sister) and her bestfriend and then getting chased down by the land owner. that lady was fucking scary!
QueenAdrock
12-04-2005, 10:12 PM
Oh! When I was about 4 I drank a few slugs of rubbing alcohol, because I couldn't reach the sink for water and it was conveniently underneath the sink. I went outside and held up the bottle and said "This tastes funny, mommy," and then continued to vomit my brains out. I'm pretty sure my parents had Poison Control on speed dial when I was little.
jackrock
12-04-2005, 10:27 PM
when i was about 6 or 7 i got reported by the police with some friends one summer...
we were in this museum type thing they sold nuts there.. with titles like 'bear nuts' 'deer nuts' 'squirell nuts' so we were joking around with the cashier about the names of the nuts ya know... she was laughing with us too. my mom talked to us about what happened the next day... nothing serious happened.. then again this is nothing compared to now.
QueenAdrock
12-04-2005, 11:00 PM
Oh yeah. When I was 15, I took my brother's car out for a joyride (without my license. Just a permit). I did this twice. My first time was just fine, no worries, granted, I did drive with both feet though. The second time, I gassed up at a station, and then got followed by the cops. I got so nervous I told my friend I was going to turn off onto the next road to hopefully get away from him. I start going off into the left turn lane and she yells, "No! Get into the right lane! Turn into the Food Lion!" So I jerked the wheel back to the right to get into the right lane, and the blue and red lights start flashing.
That cop was a total fuckin' dick too. I was upset, I told him "Um, I don't have a license. I have a permit. Here's my information," and gave him everything. I was almost to the point of crying, and I looked up at him and said "Am I going to be in a lot of trouble?" to which there could be several replies, "I'm sorry, honey, but yeah," or "It looks like you will be." But the reply of "*snort* Hell yes you are." was completely inappropriate. I was a 15 year old girl, goddammit. There's no reason to be a total cock on a power trip...though I don't know of any other reason why you would join the police force unless you were looking for a power trip.
Anyways, I went to court, and they said I was a good girl with a clean record, gave me 30 hours of community service and I had to attend a driving school (one class, $50), and it was off my record when I turned 18. It wasn't so bad. Except the fact that my friend was like "Ohmigod, I'm SOOOO sorry you got busted. I should have driven this time. I feel so bad, I'm going to help you out with EVERY HOUR of your community service." Guess how many she helped me out with? ZERO. Everytime I called her it was "Oh, I have plans. Sorry." or "I'm tired. I'm going to sleep."
Yeah, well, she's got a raging case of genital warts and a bad meth addiction, so who's laughing now.
Rancid_Beasties
12-05-2005, 01:06 AM
I noticed that the brand was Winstons (the same as what my older brother smoked ! ) and I took a pair of tweezers and pulled the tobacco out and planted a M-80 firecracker inside and carefully packed it back together. It was easy to quickly slip it inside her half empty pack during the afternoon shuffle on the bus home. I couldn't tell a soul (other than my older brother) because I couldn't risk it getting me in more deep shit than I was. The next fucking day I overheard her girlfriends saying that she missed school because something HORRIBLE happened to her face. When I finally saw her a couple of days later - she had her entire NOSE wrapped (she complained about being able to breathe and her fucking top lip was swelled up FUCKING BIG ! and looked like something from FUCKING HELL !!! She tried to get back at me - and never even made a fucking dent constantly trying - for the entire next two years straight ! HaHahhaha!!! Fuck with me and see what happens......SWEET MOTHERFUCKING REVENGE !!! HELL YEAH ! (y)
Thats pure gold (y)
Beastie's Boy
12-05-2005, 01:13 AM
Oh yeah. When I was 15, I took my brother's car out for a joyride (without my license. Just a permit). I did this twice. My first time was just fine, no worries, granted, I did drive with both feet though. The second time, I gassed up at a station, and then got followed by the cops. I got so nervous I told my friend I was going to turn off onto the next road to hopefully get away from him. I start going off into the left turn lane and she yells, "No! Get into the right lane! Turn into the Food Lion!" So I jerked the wheel back to the right to get into the right lane, and the blue and red lights start flashing.
That cop was a total fuckin' dick too. I was upset, I told him "Um, I don't have a license. I have a permit. Here's my information," and gave him everything. I was almost to the point of crying, and I looked up at him and said "Am I going to be in a lot of trouble?" to which there could be several replies, "I'm sorry, honey, but yeah," or "It looks like you will be." But the reply of "*snort* Hell yes you are." was completely inappropriate. I was a 15 year old girl, goddammit. There's no reason to be a total cock on a power trip...though I don't know of any other reason why you would join the police force unless you were looking for a power trip.
Anyways, I went to court, and they said I was a good girl with a clean record, gave me 30 hours of community service and I had to attend a driving school (one class, $50), and it was off my record when I turned 18. It wasn't so bad. Except the fact that my friend was like "Ohmigod, I'm SOOOO sorry you got busted. I should have driven this time. I feel so bad, I'm going to help you out with EVERY HOUR of your community service." Guess how many she helped me out with? ZERO. Everytime I called her it was "Oh, I have plans. Sorry." or "I'm tired. I'm going to sleep."
Yeah, well, she's got a raging case of genital warts and a bad meth addiction, so who's laughing now.
Yuck, thats gotta suck. yeah i broke into a place with my mate and stole $500 worth of shit and we got caught and i had the choice of dobbing my friend in but i didnt and took all the blame. i ended up getting an official warning and shit and my mate didnt even say thx, it was the least he could do. stupid prick.
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