What's so hot about dicks? [Archive] - Beastie Boys Message Board

kleptomaniac

12-05-2005, 04:05 PM

our substitute for lit today, her name was Mrs. Dick.

she was substituting for Mrs. Johnson. heh...

and what's so hot about spin-off threads??? :confused:
hmm?

mickill

12-05-2005, 04:07 PM

Oh jeez.

Btw, penises aren't exactly the opposite of boobs, man.

ms.peachy

12-05-2005, 04:07 PM

They're way better than an ear of corn, anyday (y)

cosmo105

12-05-2005, 04:07 PM

they aren't exactly pretty, but there's something great about a nice one.

nutsacks, however = hilarious. i think it was tim allen that said god had extra elbow skin he donated to that area. they're so funny. especially when pressed against a glass window.

cosmo105

12-05-2005, 04:08 PM

They're way better than an ear of corn, anyday (y)
oh please. you make your husband put on strands of cornsilk before you even get into bed with him and you KNOW IT.

ms.peachy

12-05-2005, 04:13 PM

oh please. you make your husband put on strands of cornsilk before you even get into bed with him and you KNOW IT.
Only on the nights when the pilot's uniform is at the cleaners.

DandyFop

12-05-2005, 04:16 PM

I fucking hate balls. EW.

fucktopgirl

12-05-2005, 04:29 PM

dick=orgasm
so need i to be more explicit!

DandyFop

12-05-2005, 04:30 PM

If I ever meet a guy that says I need to change something physically, I'm gonna be like "alright, get your nasty balls cut off and then I'll get lipo".

ToucanSpam

12-05-2005, 04:37 PM

DandyFop,

This rep you have of posting exclusively about sex, kinda not cool. You must have something else to say.....I hope.

instigator7022

12-05-2005, 04:37 PM

Dick Van Dyke, hot.

apparatus

12-05-2005, 04:38 PM

I wonder this too. But I'm a heterosexual guy so I guess I'm not even supposed to have an answer.

DandyFop

12-05-2005, 04:44 PM

DandyFop,

This rep you have of posting exclusively about sex, kinda not cool. You must have something else to say.....I hope.

ToucanSpam,

This rep is only talked about by one person. Well, two, now including yourself. This is simply a spin-off thread, aka, A JOKE. Did I talk about sex anywhere in this thread? NO. Which of my recent threads/posts have been about sex? Do you have any percentages to back this up? Oh, well. Thanks.

paulb

12-05-2005, 04:49 PM

dont be hatin' on our pride and joy.

Rock

12-05-2005, 04:51 PM

dont be hatin' on our pride and joy.
are you talking about Dandy, Toucan, or our dicks?

paulb

12-05-2005, 04:53 PM

uh....the dicks. lol

Odie

12-05-2005, 04:58 PM

I'm non the wiser

DroppinScience

12-05-2005, 05:10 PM

If I ever meet a guy that says I need to change something physically, I'm gonna be like "alright, get your nasty balls cut off and then I'll get lipo".

Liposuction? Sounds like a shitty hypothetical boyfriend...

ToucanSpam

12-05-2005, 05:17 PM

ToucanSpam,

This rep is only talked about by one person. Well, two, now including yourself. This is simply a spin-off thread, aka, A JOKE. Did I talk about sex anywhere in this thread? NO. Which of my recent threads/posts have been about sex? Do you have any percentages to back this up? Oh, well. Thanks.
http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=59846

http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=59934

http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=59581

http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=59090

Your Welcome.

marsdaddy

12-05-2005, 05:33 PM

Your Welcome.Canadian French?

Um, in the summer time, there's lots of sweat down there.

CrankItUp!

12-05-2005, 05:40 PM

Sportin' a woody : Is a sentiment to my erection and all the lucky ladies that I've shared it with. :cool:

Sportin' a woody, when you're walkin' by

Sportin' a woody, when your titties fly

Sportin' a woody, rippin' my fly

Sportin' a woody, till the day I die

paul jones

12-05-2005, 05:58 PM

If I ever meet a guy that says I need to change something physically, I'm gonna be like "alright, get your nasty balls cut off and then I'll get lipo".

what about the joys of tea-baggin Barbs?

DandyFop

12-05-2005, 11:44 PM

Your Welcome.

Hey Toucan,

suck my cock

Thanks

p.s. This thread isn't about sex, faggy faggerton

cosmo105

12-05-2005, 11:50 PM

your = possessive

you're = contraction of you are

ToucanSpam

12-05-2005, 11:51 PM

Hey Toucan,

suck my cock

Thanks

p.s. This thread isn't about sex, faggy faggerton
DandyFop,

I didn't know you had a cock. I also didn't know you would take what I said to heart so viciously. I have no problem with you, but I guess since you took what I said as a huge insult, you'll probably do the same as everyone else and completely disregard an apology. Too bad, I took thee for thy better.

Yet another jerk to add to the list, I guess.

TurdBerglar

12-05-2005, 11:53 PM

who's on this list of your's

DandyFop

12-05-2005, 11:53 PM

Hey Toucan,

my non-existent cock is still bigger than yours

-Dandy

Documad

12-05-2005, 11:56 PM

<3 cosmo

DandyFop

12-06-2005, 12:05 AM

Liposuction? Sounds like a shitty hypothetical boyfriend...

Oh, that's...that's nothing. I - I fell down the stairs. :(

cosmo105

12-06-2005, 12:09 AM

<3 cosmo
heh. you know what's up.

dandy, you can do so much better. you don't have to be with someone that treats you so bad, baby. you can be on your own, and you don't have to take that from anyone. you have a beautiful soul, and you need to be set free. kick his ass to the curb.

DandyFop

12-06-2005, 12:12 AM

But, he really does love me. I can CHANGE him I know it. He needs me!!

(btw, these are all direct lines from an old Degrassi episode)

cosmo105

12-06-2005, 12:14 AM

haha no way! poor terri.

ToucanSpam

12-06-2005, 12:14 AM

Kathleen....

DandyFop

12-06-2005, 12:15 AM

i meant Old School but I'm pretty sure they used the same script as they did for Rick/Terri

cosmo105

12-06-2005, 12:16 AM

i figured it was as such. but still. rick and terri...ohh, that poor, poor porker.

zorra_chiflada

12-06-2005, 12:22 AM

i just saw the episode where rick pushed her over and she hit her head on a rock. what happens after that?

miss soul fire

12-06-2005, 08:18 AM

iceygirl

12-06-2005, 10:45 AM

Trimm Trabb

12-06-2005, 10:51 AM

This has been the best thread for ages (y)

Mr_Complex

12-06-2005, 10:51 AM

Can I get a Sigmund Freud?!

Woop woop!

fucktopgirl

12-06-2005, 10:53 AM

There's nothing hot about penises. The thing is that when you love someone you will do the sacrifice of letting that thing get inside you and all that, but you are not obliged to look at it. Sincerely not!!!

haha

i found dick pretty cute and fun to play with!hey that why i am with a guy,otherwise i'll be on the other side!

Trimm Trabb

12-06-2005, 10:56 AM

It looks so stupid. Either a wrinkly droop of a worm, or a veiny apple ended love length.

Rock

12-06-2005, 11:10 AM

glorified skin tag?

mickill

12-06-2005, 11:12 AM

last night i dreamt that i was hanging out with prince. he was seducing me and it was very sexy and slow. after he undressed me, he took off his shirt and he had some small breasts, and then he sexily peeled off his pants and excused himself while he reattatched his balls.
it was a very strange, but very sexy dream....

*****
I had a similar dream; only their were spies involved. There weren't any moobs or detached balls, though, but it was still sexy...and there were spies. And I was listening to Prince. Only it wasn't Prince music that actually exists. Just stuff my mind was making up on the spot I guess. Some of it was actually good, though. I enjoyed it.

Trimm Trabb

12-06-2005, 11:14 AM

glorified skin tag?

attached to the smily skin sack

alexandra

12-06-2005, 01:17 PM

you should know the answer, Dandy.

CrankItUp!

12-06-2005, 01:41 PM

wanton wench

12-06-2005, 01:42 PM

a hard on does not count as personal growth!

oh yeah.............................................. ..............dicks are nice!

CrankItUp!

12-06-2005, 01:49 PM

a hard on does not count as personal growth!

oh yeah.............................................. ..............dicks are nice!

But a fella cant get more personal growth than that. (y) I've got an 8 inch shooter that's destined to go to 10.

ms.peachy

12-06-2005, 01:50 PM

There's nothing hot about penises. The thing is that when you love someone you will do the sacrifice of letting that thing get inside you and all that, but you are not obliged to look at it. Sincerely not!!!
Oh no, how can you say that? I could look at them all the live long day.

I think they are FAB (y)

iceygirl

12-06-2005, 02:27 PM

this thread is hot

miss soul fire

12-06-2005, 02:40 PM

Oh no, how can you say that? I could look at them all the live long day.

I think they are FAB (y)
Oh, do you think I'm gay??? Why do I find them sooo damn ugly? Dicks look like little a midget face to me. They are constantly starting at me and they are not very nice to look at. Damn, I'm gay. I AMMMM!!!!! Oh no. But I like man, I do, whenever I'm in love with a guy I think "even his dick may be alright, so why not, it would be nice to have sex with him". Damn, I think I'm gay.:(AM I??

fucktopgirl

12-06-2005, 02:43 PM

Oh, do you think I'm gay??? Why do I find them sooo damn ugly? Dicks look like little a midget face to me. They are constantly starting at me and they are not very nice to look at. Damn, I'm gay. I AMMMM!!!!! Oh no. But I like man, I do, whenever I'm in love with a guy I think "even his dick may be alright, so why not, it would be nice to have sex with him". Damn, I think I'm gay.:(AM I??

nan,maybe you just have a hell of a traumatic experience with one ugly dick! :D

miss soul fire

12-06-2005, 02:45 PM

nan,maybe you just have a hell of a traumatic experience with one ugly dick! :D
Actually no. I've never really saw one live, ya know. I'm old and also a nun. :D
And now I'm gay.

fucktopgirl

12-06-2005, 02:48 PM

I'm old and also a nun. :D
And now I'm gay.

that the trilogy of a hot chick!

wanton wench

12-06-2005, 02:49 PM

But a fella cant get more personal growth than that. (y) I've got an 8 inch shooter that's destined to go to 10.
thats kinda sad, yet it kinda turns me on.
:confused:

iceygirl

12-06-2005, 02:55 PM

when its a cock that belongs to you and someone you love, and you directly reap the benefits of the cock every day, the cock becomes one of the most beautiful things on earth.

i know what you mean though.