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Freebasser
12-05-2005, 06:57 PM
Did you hear about the girl who ran away with the fisherman?
She caught crabs.
jackrock
12-05-2005, 06:58 PM
hahaha
i also like the thread title (y) :D
paulb
12-05-2005, 06:58 PM
HAHAHAHA, good one. (y)
What do you call a brown guy that fly's a plane?
A pilot, what are you racist?
jackrock
12-05-2005, 07:00 PM
^^ ahaha yea i heard one like that.. can't rmember it :p :D
ToucanSpam
12-05-2005, 07:10 PM
Who the phoque is F. Reebasser?
paulb
12-05-2005, 07:13 PM
Who the phoque is F. Reebasser?
someone from the 1800s acclaimed to only have 1 testicle
So Ruff
12-05-2005, 07:15 PM
What do you call a brown guy that fly's a plane?
A pilot, what are you racist?
I heard that exact same joke for the first time on Friday, except "black guy" was subbed-in for "brown guy". Makes you think, it does...
paulb
12-05-2005, 07:18 PM
I heard that exact same joke for the first time on Friday, except "black guy" was subbed-in for "brown guy". Makes you think, it does...
i heard this joke just last week, and "brown guy" was added in, cause Vancouver has a much larger indian community than black population.
ToucanSpam
12-05-2005, 07:25 PM
Stealing a joke from last week's OC. Nice. (y)
So Ruff
12-05-2005, 07:38 PM
Stealing a joke from last week's OC. Nice. (y)
That's where it's from, eh?
I no longer find humour in the joke.
A man and his son are driving in a car and they get into an accident. The man is killed instantly and the son is sent to the emergency room. He is immediately rushed into surgery, and the surgeon takes one look at the boy and says "I can't operate on this boy...he's my son!" Assuming what the surgeon says is true, how is this possible?
the surgeon's his mother, you sexist
jackrock
12-05-2005, 08:48 PM
A man and his son are driving in a car and they get into an accident. The man is killed instantly and the son is sent to the emergency room. He is immediately rushed into surgery, and the surgeon takes one look at the boy and says "I can't operate on this boy...he's my son!" Assuming what the surgeon says is true, how is this possible?
the surgeon's his mother, you sexist
mmm thats sooo grade 4 :p ...
seriously, i heard that in grade 4ish
kleptomaniac
12-05-2005, 08:50 PM
so where are the jokes? :confused:
jackrock
12-05-2005, 08:56 PM
so where are the jokes? :confused:
ahah... OWNED!
mmm thats sooo grade 4 :p ...
seriously, i heard that in grade 4ish
oh, 1 year isn't that old
kleptomaniac
12-05-2005, 09:19 PM
oh, 1 year isn't that old
oh so you were in 4th grade last year, bob?
oh so you were in 4th grade last year, bob?
that TOTALLY follows from my post, good one
jackrock
12-05-2005, 09:22 PM
oh, 1 year isn't that old
quit distracting me i have a spelling test to study for... i can't remember how to spell dinosore? (n) :mad:
quit distracting me i have a spelling test to study for... i can't remember how to spell dinosore? (n) :mad:
see, now that actually WAS a good one
good one
kleptomaniac
12-05-2005, 09:30 PM
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....*snort* huh? what? what's going on....?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....*snort* huh? what? what's going on....?
oh god did your own posts put you to sleep? that must be embarrassing
kleptomaniac
12-05-2005, 09:38 PM
*chomp* i ate your head
discopants
12-06-2005, 03:44 AM
Listen up suckers, elephant jokes are the best ever.
Q:What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"
Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
A: Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.
Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
A: "Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"
Which I stole from this website
http://homepage.eircom.net/~cronews/elep.html
synch
12-06-2005, 04:04 AM
Man walks up to another man and asks "Do you want to buy a dog?"
"Nah"
"You know, this dog talks"
"That dog doesn't talk!"
The dog interrupts "I'm sorry if I interrupt but sir, I do indeed talk, I speak four languages and last year I conquered the antarctic with a pack of wolves, first dog ever to do that"
"Jesus! That dog talks?! Why would you want to sell him??"
"I can't stand the lying..."
discopants
12-06-2005, 04:14 AM
A journalist sees a man playing cards with a dog.
Smelling a hot story he says to the man "hey, that dog must be smart as hell to play cards"
The man replies "nah, every time he has a good hand he wags his tail"
MagicCowboy
12-06-2005, 05:16 AM
What's red and itchy?
- I dunno.
Fanny rash. Do you get it?
-Yeah.
Hahahah, you get fanny rash!
Argh, I hated that one. Schoolkids suck.
Yorkshire~Rose
12-06-2005, 06:37 AM
This made me laugh the other day - but hey, i'm easily amused.
Stop me if you've heard it...
Q: What's pink and fluffy?
A: Pink Fluff.
Q: What's blue and fluffy?
Blue fluff i hear you cry?
A: No. pink fluff holding it's breath.
:D ho ho ho
laurie_hammy
12-06-2005, 06:58 AM
*chomp* i ate your head
haha Word :cool:
alexandra
12-06-2005, 01:15 PM
A pilot, what are you racist?
hahahha.
apparently. :=/
synch
12-06-2005, 02:07 PM
Poorly executed bit from the Chronic.
I forgive you.
synch
12-06-2005, 02:19 PM
Dude...
I forgive you.
Again.
;)
MagicCowboy
12-06-2005, 02:29 PM
What do you call it when you have your name written on your breasts?
- Identitties
What do you call a piece of crap that is horizontal, up against an erect penis that is vertical?
- Poop-and-dick-cular
What do you call some guys with large backbones who sodomize petite people?
- Spinal men-in-tight-ass
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