The New Moderator

[Kid Presentable]

Word has it one from our ranks will be ascending to greatness sooner than we think.

My money's on cosmo.

[TurdBerglar]

where do you hear such things

[jackrock]

interesting (y) what are your sources?

[Kid Presentable]

Let me just say that in Petrograd the roofs are covered with snow.

[icy manipulator]

wow, so someone who spends their life on here will now be getting paid for it :rolleyes:

[TurdBerglar]

there's snow over here too, fucker. what's your point

[Kid Presentable]

The spuds are on the boil.

[jackrock]

hmm... he's talking in code, lets try and crack it!...

ok so someone who like potatoes... and who lives in Petrograd ...?

[paulb]

this is news to me.

[ToucanSpam]

What? Who?

[zorra_chiflada]

kid p has all the news.

[QueenAdrock]

Moderators get paid? Man, that's not fair. I wanna get paid for bummin around here and pushin my authoritah.

PS Holy crap it's zorra! :eek:

[Loppfessor]

.

My money's on cosmo.


I pray to Jeebus you're wrong about that

[icy manipulator]

kid p has all the news.
i've been on and off here for the last couple of weeks but is this the first sign of zorra in ages?

[zorra_chiflada]

PS Holy crap it's zorra! :eek:

where? :eek:

[Kid Presentable]

kid p has all the news.

Yeah what up Z?

[Bob]

an inside source tells me it'll be me

[Kid Presentable]

an inside source tells me it'll be me

Funnily enough that's what I heard initially.

[QueenAdrock]

Is the insider you?


And I don't know, Zorra. I coulda sworn I saw her but now she's gone. :(

[zorra_chiflada]

Yeah what up Z?

not much, my man. i've been playing nintento 64.

[Bob]

Funnily enough that's what I heard initially.

well that makes sense considering it's true

stop talking about zorra and start congratulating me on my promotion everyone

[Kid Presentable]

not much, my man. i've been playing nintento 64.

This makes me wish I got my hair cut.

:mad:

[Freebasser]

The new moderator is me!

Drinks are on the house - in moderation of course...

[Kid Presentable]

The new moderator is me!

Drinks are on the house - in moderation of course...

You would have made a better choice than you'd think.

[Bob]

The new moderator is me!

Drinks are on the house - in moderation of course...

you're lying

stop lying

[Freebasser]

You would have made a better choice than you'd think.

I don't spend enough time here.

Wow... I... I never thought I'd actually say that :/

[Freebasser]

you're lying

stop lying

Stop accusing me of lying, Bob.

Stop it.

Accusing.

Bob.

[Kid Presentable]

I think it will come down to an 'Idol' audition process.

A bunch of clever posts. Or maybe versions of other people's clever posts.

tpk would be all : "Well, kleptomaniac, you did Nuzzolese proud, but I don't feel like you made the words your own."

Dromedary would be Simon Cowell.

[jackrock]

I think it will come down to an 'Idol' audition process.

A bunch of clever posts. Or maybe versions of other people's clever posts.

tpk would be all : "Well, kleptomaniac, you did Nuzzolese proud, but I don't feel like you made the words your own."

Dromedary would be Simon Cowell.
hahaha

[QueenAdrock]

well that makes sense considering it's true

stop talking about zorra and start congratulating me on my promotion everyone


Yeah, then how much they payin' you?

It would be cool if it was you though, seeing as how you also were one of the firsts (http://www.doingsomething.com/sureshots/SureShots.jpg).

God, what losers we are.

[kleptomaniac]

tpk would be all : "Well, kleptomaniac, you did Nuzzolese proud, but I don't feel like you made the words your own."

shoot :(

[King PSYZ]

Moderators got paid?
where's my money from the old cooking forum then?

[paul jones]

Can I be a mod for the new porn section?

[King PSYZ]

that would be a logical choice...

[paul jones]

that would be a logical choice...

thanks Spock (y)

[King PSYZ]

no prob Captain Pike (y)

[synch]

Moderating this place doesn't seem that hard.

Try moderating a video game forum with up to 1500 users on at a time with a no swearing, no nudity, no abuse and no piracy policy.

Hordes of teenagers on there.

Like a site full of mcmac's :(

[Mcmac]

fuck you cunt

[synch]

See? :(

[tpk]

we're also changing the color scheme to pink and minton is really a girl.

[Kid Presentable]

we're also changing the color scheme to pink and minton is really a girl.

See? See? Minton is the Paula Abdul character in this...

[Qdrop]

Word has it one from our ranks will be ascending to greatness sooner than we think.

My money's on cosmo.

i'm fucked if that's true...

she'd ban me within her first hour of taking the throne....

and she's start sending warnings to people for poor spelling and bad grammar.

i hope that's not true.
that last person on this board who needs more power and a bigger ego is cosmo.
this place would turn to shit.

[jabumbo]

we're also changing the color scheme to pink and minton is really a girl.


thats not news! come on!

[fucktopgirl]

she's start sending warnings to people for poor spelling and bad grammar.


i'll be damn then! :D

[ToucanSpam]

Imagine if I was the new Mod.

[Echewta]

I think I would make a fine mod. I've been here forever, I have age and with that comes wisdom, I've met a good deal of the regulars, I've slept with Mike D, Baby Mike D is my son, and my teeth are perfect. Girls love me. Guys admire me. Computers want to be like me. I want to be a fireman.

[mickill]

Imagine if I was the new Mod.
Why the hell would anyone wanna do that?

[Qdrop]

I think I would make a fine mod. I've been here forever, I have age and with that comes wisdom, I've met a good deal of the regulars, I've slept with Mike D, Baby Mike D is my son, and my teeth are perfect. Girls love me. Guys admire me. Computers want to be like me. I want to be a fireman.

you actually would be a good mod.

[kll]

Moderators got paid?
where's my money from the old cooking forum then?


my thoughts exactly.
then i remember the filthy clothes that tpk and minton wore the last few times i saw them. if the admin. make $0.36/hour, then the mods are gonna have to pay these fuckers for power.

ah, at least we got those free concert tix

[kll]

you actually would be a good mod.


echewta, weren't you one before too?

[Trimm Trabb]

Toucan - chaos would ensue, everyone who doesn't like starwars, talk about starwars or agree's with darth vader will be banned.

Dropping science - pink design? ;)

Echewta - imagine his responce to complaints? "mmm, chocolate cheers you up (y) " would be quite good actually...

Q-drop - power mad? He'd be like one of them 70's villains in the black swivly chairs that laughs manicly alot.

Paul jones - a bar section - complete with beer porn and nuts (y)

Turd - banning you if you don't post pictures of your hot cousins in the nude.

[Echewta]

I was never a mod.

[Qdrop]

pretty spot on^

[Loppfessor]

Toucan - chaos would ensue, everyone who doesn't like starwars, talk about starwars or agree's with darth vader will be banned.

Dropping science - pink design? ;)

Echewta - imagine his responce to complaints? "mmm, chocolate cheers you up (y) " would be quite good actually...

Q-drop - power mad? He'd be like one of them 70's villains in the black swivly chairs that laughs manicly alot.

Paul jones - a bar section - complete with beer porn and nuts (y)

Turd - banning you if you don't post pictures of your hot cousins in the nude.


LOL...finally a candidate who's not scared to tell it like it is!

[ToucanSpam]

Look, I get it. You all think Vader didn't help bring balance to the force, and it was Luke did the dirty work.


Who taught both of them? Obi Wan. Now he had his shit together....

[Trimm Trabb]

If i was a mod i'd unban myself - obviously ;)

[DandyFop]

edit: I'm dumb. Look away.

[kll]

keep in mind that minton and tpk have to like you, which eliminates all you fuckers.

[roosta]

if i were mod id ban sercom proper, as a point of principal

[tpk]

keep in mind that minton and tpk have to like you, which eliminates all you fuckers.finally!

[Bob]

i'd actually make a decent mod. i'm lazy, so there's no risk of me abusing my power.

oh wait, would i have to mod beastie general, too? fuck that i quit

[Nadia]

keep in mind that minton and tpk have to like you, which eliminates all you fuckers.

minton, tpk, let me know if you're open to bribery... i'm italian, so there's no problem on my side... :D
so, what do you like? tell me. ;)

[kleptomaniac]

^^ i wonder if they like me.....or just find me annoying.




am i annoying? huh? am i? am i? am i really??? :confused:

[kll]

^^ i wonder if they like me.....or just find me annoying.




am i annoying? huh? am i? am i? am i really??? :confused:


they don't like you either

[kleptomaniac]

they don't like you either


i gave them muffin baskets! :mad:

[paulb]

i gave them muffin baskets! :mad:

it gave them diarrhea

[kll]

i gave them muffin baskets! :mad:
there's where your problem lies...

[kleptomaniac]

it gave them diarrhea


they were wax muffins. (display use only)

[paul jones]

rotaredom





that's moderator backwards

[paulb]

Paul... says:
you guys getting a new mod?

Minton says:
nup, we don't have any mods..and won't be getting anyone new on board at all

Paul... says:
oh, so that topic in Beastie Free is Bullshit?

Minton says:
yep



You heard it from the man himself.

[kleptomaniac]

thanks for destroying my hopes and my dreams

[kll]

when is minton ever serious?






hi minton

[paulb]

thanks for destroying my hopes and my dreams


yur lucky i didnt bring up how much you spam.

[marsdaddy]

They both gave me the clap!

[kleptomaniac]

yur lucky i didnt bring up how much you spam.

so do you. remember?

[jackrock]

yur lucky i didnt bring up how much you spam.
dude, it has to be addressed sometime!

[kleptomaniac]

dude, it has to be addressed sometime!


*glances at sig* i think it already has

[paulb]

*glances at sig* i think it already has


it has....ruling on its way.

[kleptomaniac]

stop playing this role-playing game, paul :rolleyes:


you know i'm awesome :cool:

[kll]

Paul... says:
you guys getting a new mod?

Minton says:
nup, we don't have any mods..and won't be getting anyone new on board at all

Paul... says:
oh, so that topic in Beastie Free is Bullshit?

Minton says:
yep



You heard it from the man himself.

They are waiting until the appropriate time to announce who it is. That's all.

[ToucanSpam]

God I hate kll


Why won't she go away? :mad:

[kll]

I was here first and I'll be here after you die off, so get on it...

[fucktopgirl]

They are waiting until the appropriate time to announce who it is. That's all.


kll is it you??

[ToucanSpam]

I was here first and I'll be here after you die off, so get on it...
Die off?


I'm here till they ban my ass.

[jackrock]

Die off?


I'm here till they ban my ass.
INTERUPTS! ... didnt you once say that your leaving when you reach 10,000 posts :confused:

[kll]

kll is it you??


I really can't say. *blushes*

[fucktopgirl]

INTERUPTS! ... didnt you once say that your leaving when you reach 10,000 posts :confused:


yes,it seem i read that too!?

[QueenAdrock]

I plan to leave once I'm outta college. Unless I have internet at work and I have down time. :(

[kll]

please say it's so...

[jackrock]

yes,it seem i read that too!?
hhhmmmmm :confused:


and i like your signature :D

[kll]

you guys are a match made in heaven!

[fucktopgirl]

c'mon kll,he is half my age!

he is like a little brother!

[kll]

nothin' wrong with younger guys, right Turd?

[jabumbo]

if kll becomes a mod, well...


i quit

[kleptomaniac]

^^ jackrock is everybody's little brother lol

[fucktopgirl]

nothin' wrong with younger guys, right Turd?
HA HA HA

[kll]

if kll becomes a mod, well...


i quit


don't go to the trouble, i'll get rid of you long before that...

[ToucanSpam]

if kll becomes a mod, well...


i quit
'I quit' as in when wrestlers say that but come back next week, or quit as in leave. For good?

[jackrock]

c'mon kll,he is half my age!

he is like a little brother!
oh... i understand :( ...













jk! ahaha :D

[g-mile7]

I wouldnt doubt it if cosmo became mod, but my money is on someone who might not have too much bias or bias against him or her. I'd say audrey before anybody else....she the only one that I havent seen people get at in a negative way on here.

[Mr. Boomin'Granny]

it's not cosmo assholes.

[Loppfessor]

When did people start hating kll?? Once again I'm outta the loop

[kleptomaniac]

When did people start hating kll?? Once again I'm outta the loop


outta the "lopp" :rolleyes:



er....uh....yeah i don't know :o

[Loppfessor]

outta the "lopp" :rolleyes:



er....uh....yeah i don't know :o


I wish I could say you were the first to make that "joke"....I really do

[Bob]

i already done told you, it's me

[kleptomaniac]

I wish I could say you were the first to make that "joke"....I really do


i got stuck with the lame "hand-me-down" jokes....that's not cool, man :mad: :(

[kleptomaniac]

i already done told you, it's me


do i hear a hint of "redneck" in that post?


innit

[Loppfessor]

i got stuck with the lame "hand-me-down" jokes....that's not cool, man :mad: :(


Hey you gave it your best shot, and that's what counts. Cheer up lil bucka-roo! (y)

[jabumbo]

When did people start hating kll?? Once again I'm outta the loop

kll and I have a nice love/hate relationship


and toucan, you know the answer, so why do you ask the question?

[Loppfessor]

kll and I have a nice love/hate relationship


and toucan, you know the answer, so why do you ask the question?


Well I knew the toucan part....but thanks for filling in the other blanks

[cosmo105]

i promise to be a just, benevolent, and ruthless ruler.

[fucktopgirl]

does they pay ?

[roosta]

does they pay ?

cash money homes! nahmeanyaheard?

if i were mod id do things to take people down a peg....

Q would only be allowed quote once per post...
Freebasser wouldn't be allowed use asterickseseses.....
Turd wouldn't be allowed swear..
Toucan wouldn't be allowed post....

[kll]

When did people start hating kll?? Once again I'm outta the loop


as far as i know, toucanspam is the only one that hates me (i hope!) and that's because he wishes his manboobs were perkier, like mine...

[Freebasser]

Freebasser wouldn't be allowed use asterickseseses.....

*!

[kll]

hi freebasser

[Freebasser]

HI KLL!

[Loppfessor]

as far as i know, toucanspam is the only one that hates me (i hope!) and that's because he wishes his manboobs were perkier, like mine...


Actually that makes a lot of sense...

[HEIRESS]

Id mod sureshots again

furrillz

[Loppfessor]

Id mod sureshots again

furrillz


If you allowed nipples the boob pics you got my vote!

[HEIRESS]

NIPSET NIPSET NIPSET

[ericlee]

so I wonder if this person has anything to do with the changing of my avatar :confused:

[Kid Presentable]

Fuckin hell, Zorra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha!

[zorra_chiflada]

Fuckin hell, Zorra!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yep, that's right

[TurdBerglar]

do you search for your name or something?

[zorra_chiflada]

everyone does

[TurdBerglar]

i don't

[yeahwho]

the fox has left the henhouse

[Tzar]

is zorra the new mod?

[zorra_chiflada]

no

[Bob]

i am, christ, how many times do i have to tell you

[Freebasser]

i am christ

You have the hair for it (y)

[Tzar]

i read "i am christ" as well. :D

[yeahwho]

please keep this thread in code. bob's your uncle. the eagle has landed.

[Kid Presentable]

You have the dossier?