View Full Version : Ideas for what gifts for presents to give people for X-mas!
mickill
12-06-2005, 12:46 PM
!!
gift certificate to the Moonlight Bunny Ranch
mickill
12-06-2005, 12:51 PM
Do you still work there on weekends?
alexandra
12-06-2005, 12:53 PM
how about ......... (http://bolind.com/productImages/1131.jpg)
mickill
12-06-2005, 01:01 PM
That's almost as original as this thread is, alexandra. (y)
ToucanSpam
12-06-2005, 01:17 PM
People love Furbies. Buy one for your kid.
Tim Horton's related products go well for the unbalanced caffiene addict.
For the woman, get her something to use in the kitchen.
alexandra
12-06-2005, 01:35 PM
^ "use in the kitchen"? don't you mean "wear in the bedroom"...?
ToucanSpam
12-06-2005, 01:37 PM
Either one is fine.
fucktopgirl
12-06-2005, 01:39 PM
^ " "wear in the bedroom"...?
like a sex toy!
alexandra
12-06-2005, 01:41 PM
like a sex toy!
i was thinking a sexy nightdress, but okay. she can glue the toy to her forehead.
A sex toy for a woman to wear? Sounds like a strap-on to me. That's what Toucan wants his lady to have?
fucktopgirl
12-06-2005, 01:42 PM
or wear it between her legs :eek:
ToucanSpam
12-06-2005, 01:43 PM
A sex toy for a woman to wear? Sounds like a strap-on to me. That's what Toucan wants his lady to have?
I said a kitchen utensil you twit. You know, for the KITCHEN.
You also said that either one is fine when the suggestion of something to wear in the bedroom came up.
fucktopgirl
12-06-2005, 01:45 PM
I said a kitchen utensil you twit. You know, for the KITCHEN.
yes like a fork,i wish santa gona bring me ,at least,one!
alexandra
12-06-2005, 01:47 PM
yes like a fork,i wish santa gona bring me ,at least,one!
fucking ouch, don't put a fork up there.
fucktopgirl
12-06-2005, 01:50 PM
hahah,no worries!
its just that ustensils excit me so much !
its just a thrilling gift to receive a set of forks or spoons!
mickill
12-06-2005, 02:15 PM
But at least this is turing into the best "gift idea" thread. (y)
That's not what this is.
Nuzzolese
12-06-2005, 02:57 PM
yeah, so?
yeahwho
12-06-2005, 03:10 PM
I'm going to Costco today to buy a dozen of these self-powered flashlights (http://www.overstock.com/cgi-bin/d2.cgi?page=proframe&prod_id=677871). I have one in my car, My door handle "Thingy-Mechanism-Dealybob" broke last night and this little jewel save me a 2 mile walk! I was able to repair the "Toggle-Flippy-Thingamajob" in the dark.
Most folks always have a flashlight in their car....but never check the batteries. This Flashlight is to the 21st Century, what the Popcorn button was to the 20th Century.
Nuzzolese
12-06-2005, 03:26 PM
The Onion has a semi new book out. Embedded in America.
kleptomaniac
12-06-2005, 03:44 PM
make something yourself (y)
it's more personal that way...
unless they're for someone you hate, then get them fruitcakes or something...
mickill
12-06-2005, 05:25 PM
Presents woooooooooooooo!!!
ToucanSpam
12-06-2005, 05:27 PM
Go with the Furby for the kid. Trust 'Toucan Spam's' advice, he's a solid gift-giver.
mickill
12-07-2005, 12:52 AM
Trust 'Toucan Spam's' advice
I've never heard anything so absurd in my entire life.
mickill
12-07-2005, 01:05 AM
I'll bet that people are sometimes willing to sell their own organs and maybe even take a human life just to have you as their secret santa, huh matt?
Medellia
12-07-2005, 04:48 AM
You can't go wrong with a puggle. All the kids these days are carrying around puggles.
Nuzzolese
12-07-2005, 09:47 AM
Are those like pongs?
mickill
12-07-2005, 04:19 PM
Do you mean pogs?
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