Tell Your Story About GirthyGrath...

[kll]

I know each of you has one... Go!

[Bob]

girthygrath once killd a bar with is bear hands, right ovr by that thar tree

[Monsieur Decuts]

he hates mexicans
and he's half mexican
and he hates irony

[kll]

girthygrath once killd a bar with is bear hands, right ovr by that thar tree
he claims his hands are HUGE

[Qdrop]

i'm so out of the loop....

[kll]

way to kill the momentum, Q...


so girthygrath has huge hands and is possible pigeon-toed. can anyone confirm this?

[Nuzzolese]

Count me in, as also being out


of the loop

[fucktopgirl]

who is Girthygrath,
A mythic legend in the pop american culture with big hands that slap everything along his way, who one time kill everybody in a bar while doing some tape dance move with is tiny toes?

[kll]

who is Girthygrath,
A mythic legend in the pop american culture with big hands that slap everything along his way, who one time kill everybody in a bar while doing some tape dance move with is tiny toes?


but are they pigeon toed?

[Nuzzolese]

Oh, you mean Beowolf?

[Bob]

girthygrath once kill'd a grendel with t's own clars

[kll]

girthygrath has a large wang, which he uses to entice the chicks on myspace/hotornot that are looking to hook up. he was banned from adultfriendfinder for indecency, which says a lot. some chick named april is about to arrive in his city for a "visit"... please let me know the outcome...

[TurdBerglar]

this seems like a kids in the hall skit

[TAL]

My girth gives gratification.

[kll]

don't kill the thread, please...

[DandyFop]

I thought girthygrath might mean the one and only one but the adultfriendfinder thing changes my mind, just follow the tuna smell.

[kll]

you're right. it was tofuna, not tuna.

[mickill]

(not so) GirthyGrath has a thing for Mandy aka Mike Hawk.

[DandyFop]

you're right. it was tofuna, not tuna.

Fish are on the up and up with girthy, it's true, but don't tell the ocean that.

[ericlee]

GirthyGrath may be your uncle but he's still your daddy

[kll]

GirthyGrath colors his hair. It's normally Ronald McDonald Red, so remember ladies - if you hook up with this love machine... it's gonna be quite a shock down there!

[tracky]

Your search - girthygrath - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
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[kll]

poor tracky.

[kll]

She has Ronald McDonald bush too?

[Echewta]

I'm pretty mad about this.

[kll]

GirthyGrath doesn't care, so don't get all pissy, E

[fucktopgirl]

GirthyGrath is a transexual that love too hook up with scary clown!

[apparatus]

Legend has it that GirthyGrath lives in a cave the size of New Foundland and lives off the flesh of stray dogs and children.

[kll]

GirthyGrath is a transexual that love too hook up with scary squirrel!

no way! this is some good shit...




two pages, jabumbo

[DandyFop]

Did you make some bet with jabumbho that you could get two pages out of the legendary Girthy? That is fairly impressive considering the attention span around here.

I wouldn't upset him though, he knows some powerful walruses.

[kll]

yes. basically, bumbo's grammar thread and my girthy thread were competing...


i guess it's important to choose your topics wisely.

is girth important?

[beastiegirrl101]

GG spills hot sauce on his clothes with he goes to Disney land.

[kll]

GG ejaculates hot sauce on the rides when he goes to Disneyland.

[beastiegirrl101]

yea havent had my espresso yet.

[kll]

yea havent had my espresso yet.


you're approaching the noon hour. what are you waiting for? creep.

[mickill]

I had a peppermint mocha yesterevening. It was nice.

[Echewta]

I had an egg and bagel. No hot sauce. Yet.

[kll]

was the egg on the bagel? this detail is very important for my research.

[Echewta]

bagel in one container. scrambled egg with a splash of salsa in the other.

[beastiegirrl101]

I had a peppermint mocha yesterevening. It was nice.

(y) yea!!