Have you ever thought about this?

[Junker]

- A blind person goes to bathroom for number 2
- He finishes 'the job'
- When he's going to clean his ass, how tha hell he knows he's clean? He presume this or he just dont care about it?? :confused:

[like2_drink]

actually i have, my best guess: they use the 3 wipe technique.

[ChrisLove]

On a related topic, and I believe I have posted this before….

I once worked for a compny with an employee who was totally deaf. As such he could not hear himself speak and which made him difficult but not impossible to understand. It also ment that he was prone to breathing loudly or kind of snorting without realising it.


Anyway, I was sitting in a toilet cubicle one day when someone came and sat in the cubicle next to me. It was the deaf guy, now imagine the amount of straining sometimes required to complete 'the job' and imagine that the person straining has no control or measure of the noise he is making.

I was treated to a series of extremely loud groans and moans that went on for a couple of minutes – fortunately my mobile phone at the time aloud me to record ringtones, and the sounds of this amazing feat of human endeavour was thus repeated everytime I got a phone call.

True story.

[like2_drink]

^ hahahaha

[Junker]

On a related topic, and I believe I have posted this before….

I once worked for a compny with an employee who was totally deaf. As such he could not hear himself speak and which made him difficult but not impossible to understand. It also ment that he was prone to breathing loudly or kind of snorting without realising it.


Anyway, I was sitting in a toilet cubicle one day when someone came and sat in the cubicle next to me. It was the deaf guy, now imagine the amount of straining sometimes required to complete 'the job' and imagine that the person straining has no control or measure of the noise he is making.

I was treated to a series of extremely loud groans and moans that went on for a couple of minutes – fortunately my mobile phone at the time aloud me to record ringtones, and the sounds of this amazing feat of human endeavour was thus repeated everytime I got a phone call.

True story.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......................thats a funny shit (literally)

[Freebasser]

They wipe and sniff.

[Junker]

They wipe and sniff.

:eek:

[Rock]

They probably just wipe a few extra times once they think they are done.

Or they take a shower after each dump just in case.

Or since their other senses are heightened.....maybe the can feel the microscopic doodies on them........

[alexandra]

- A blind person goes to bathroom for number 2
- He finishes 'the job'
why not just write "A blind person takes a shit".

[Echewta]

So am I the only person with sight who doesn't visually inspect the area after wiping? Perhaps the rest of the world is much more limber than I.

[Rock]

So am I the only person with sight who doesn't visually inspect the area after wiping? Perhaps the rest of the world is much more limber than I.
I think the word you were looking for is cleaner, not limber.

[jabumbo]

i know that i dont have the flexibility to look at the inner regions of my anus

[Loppfessor]

This is an excellent question in deed. I know for me it takes a lot more than three passes to achieve the cleanliness I require.

In a related matter I shattered my wrist a few years back and after all the surgeries and such I had to go to physical therapy. So one day I'm sitting there doing all the exercises with my therapist working on regaining mobility and he's like "Now you have to at least get to the point where you can bend it X-number (can't recall the number) of degrees or you'll be legally disabled" and I'm like "Why that much?" and he's like "Cus that's the amount necessary to wipe your own ass" I almost fell out of the chair laughing.

[TurdBerglar]

i have this problem at work everyonce in a while. i take long shits and if no one comes into the restroom and trips the light sensor the lights with turn off on me. not very fun.

[paulb]

i bet they do it by feel and smell

[DapperDiverge]

- A blind person goes to bathroom for number 2
- He finishes 'the job'
- When he's going to clean his ass, how tha hell he knows he's clean? He presume this or he just dont care about it?? :confused:

i don't think the guy would care, he's BLIND!! if someone looked at him funny, he wouldn't know... unless someone yelled at him, "yo man, you smell like you shitted in your pants"

[WhoMoi?]

i have this problem at work everyonce in a while. i take long shits and if no one comes into the restroom and trips the light sensor the lights with turn off on me. not very fun.
This made me laugh. I might even go so far as to say it cracked me up. (y)




i don't think the guy would care, he's BLIND!! if someone looked at him funny, he wouldn't know... unless someone yelled at him, "yo man, you smell like you shitted in your pants"
Yeah, I'm sure blind people don't care about being clean or what anyone thinks of them. :rolleyes:

[ericlee]

so when does visual contact with your asshole ever imply after taking a shit? Seriously, do you hunch over and look at your asshole after finished to make sure it's clean?

I think most people just keep on wiping till they feel it's clean.

[zorra_chiflada]

he gets his dog to look at it

[jackrock]

i don't think the guy would care, he's BLIND!! if someone looked at him funny, he wouldn't know... unless someone yelled at him, "yo man, you smell like you shitted in your pants"
but don't you think they could sense the eyes on them? i think it's a possibility.

[little j]

so when does visual contact with your asshole ever imply after taking a shit? Seriously, do you hunch over and look at your asshole after finished to make sure it's clean?

I think most people just keep on wiping till they feel it's clean.

i wipe until the toilet paper is clean
if i were blind i wouldn't be able to see if the toilet paper i was wiping with was clean or not.

[ericlee]

i wipe until the toilet paper is clean
if i were blind i wouldn't be able to see if the toilet paper i was wiping with was clean or not.

You might do that but I don't. I wipe, drop, wipe, drop, wipe, drop. I never look at the paper and I'm always fresh and clean when finished.

[TurdBerglar]

i need to wipe like ten times

[jackrock]

i wipe until the toilet paper is clean

word... oops sorry laurie i took your line :D :p

[laurie_hammy]

word... oops sorry laurie i took your line :D :p

;) Nah your right

[Freebasser]

They would use dog vision.

[fucktopgirl]

my ass is so big ,i use one roll each time!

[ericlee]

They would use dog vision.

I thought dogvision was black and white. Or did more studies proove that they see normal.

[jabumbo]

statistically speaking, roughly 2.5 wipes on average will get the job done

[Junker]

i wipe until the toilet paper is clean
if i were blind i wouldn't be able to see if the toilet paper i was wiping with was clean or not.

Yeah! Thats how I know im clean too

Thats why I asked

[Junker]

why not just write "A blind person takes a shit".

Cause you need to feel the scene, you know??? Step by step.......... :D

[Tzar]

statistically speaking, roughly 2.5 wipes on average will get the job done
2 and a half?
what do you do on the half? just stop and drop?

[Junker]

2 and a half?
what do you do on the half? just stop and drop?

LOL :D