my hair smells like mayonnaise

[Bob]

i got a haircut today and they put this shit in my hair, some kind of gel, i don't know. anyway it smells strongly of mayonnaise, and a shower didn't get the smell out. i hope it's not too noticeable. as annoying as it is to be ignored, i'd much rather not be known as "that kid that smells like mayonnaise"

it could be worse, i guess. they could have used mustard

[alexandra]

i wouldn't mind if my hair smelled like mustard.

[mickill]

It probably is mayo, Bob. It's sometimes used in conditioners.

[wanton wench]

mayo is really good for your hair! keeps it shiney and you can rub your bread on your hair and make a really good samich! ;)

[mickill]

mayo is really good for your hair! keeps it shiney and you can rub your bread on your hair and make a really good samich! ;)
I already said that kinda!

It's okay, actually. It's not like I really want credit for knowing mayo is good for your hair.

Hey, what's the score on the game? Anybody? I need a beer.

[Bob]

at first i thought mickill was just trying to trick me into rubbing mayonnaise into my hair but now i think he might actually be serious. my hair IS a little shinier than usual...

[wanton wench]

I already said that kinda!

It's okay, actually. It's not like I really want credit for knowing mayo is good for your hair.

Hey, what's the score on the game? Anybody? I need a beer.
i was trying to save your man-lie-ness! or maybe just show how girl like you are to know such a thing! :)

nice save though! but i dont think there is a game on right now! sorry!

*throws mickill a wine cooler*

[mickill]

*catches* Thanks. OH! Uh, I mean, wtf? Why would I wanna wine cooler? Don't we have any Becks or Colt 45?

There's gotta be some kinda game on. How 'bout NASCAR? What's the score on NASCAR?

[Trimm Trabb]

My mayonase smells like bob.

I sniffed him when he wasn't looking

[mickill]

Ok, thanks. I get it.

[Rock]

In 4th grade I put vaseline in my hair so I could sport some punk spikes for halloween. It took weeks for my hair to feel normal.

Carry on.

[laurie_hammy]

I remember getting my haircut and the chick put some gel in it and it stank of coconut. Even after a shower still stank. But the surf got it out. Salt water on ya hair is awsome. Cleans it but also makes it stay the way ya want.

[Bob]

I remember getting my haircut and the chick put some gel in it and it stank of coconut. Even after a shower still stank. But the surf got it out. Salt water on ya hair is awsome. Cleans it but also makes it stay the way ya want.

yeah, i've noticed that. when i go to the beach, my hair looks the best it ever does. something about all the salt in the air, i guess.

[kleptomaniac]

it could be worse, i guess. they could have used mustard

you could look good as a blonde ;)



(unless....you already are one??? :confused: )

[cosmo105]

yeah, i've noticed that. when i go to the beach, my hair looks the best it ever does. something about all the salt in the air, i guess.
or the whole sperm whale thing

[Bob]

i don't want to know any more about that

[laurie_hammy]

yeah, i've noticed that. when i go to the beach, my hair looks the best it ever does. something about all the salt in the air, i guess.

yep

[wanton wench]

hi can i please have a ham & cheese sandwich with a side of bob?
:D

[wanton wench]

Hahahaha (y)

Wait, I do not want any bob"naise" on my sandwich please. And can I get a pineapple crush too, please?
man, bob"anaise" goes on eggs benedict (y)

[paulb]

my hands after work always smell like BBQ sauce. it makes me sick

[TAL]

I got a mayo-free haircut today.

[DapperDiverge]

Hey bob, just hang around a deli or something... no one will notice there.

Hey, you think someone was eating a sandwich while doin your hair? He/she probably dropped some in your hair and told you it was gel

like when chief wiggam from the simpsons was eating a powdered donut in the kitchen aka crime scene and marge tells him he's getting powdered sugar everywhere and wiggam tells her he's just dusting for finger prints.

[wanton wench]

I wonder if there is an expiration date stamped on his forehead to let him know when his hair goes bad?
hahahahahahah
isnt that usually on the bottom?
i'm not checkin, you check!

[kleptomaniac]

True that. Where's "Mikey"? He'll try anything.


he ate pop rocks with coke and exploded.

[steve-onpoint]

you can use eggs and glue in your hair to make the punk-rock spikes.

[TurdBerglar]

well my hair smells like frying butter, bob. go fuck yourself

[Rawr]

my hair ALWAYS smelt like mayonnaise when i was little.
so bah

[laurie_hammy]

well my hair smells like frying butter, bob. go fuck yourself

your hair smells like your a fuckwit.

[zorra_chiflada]

he ate pop rocks with coke and exploded.

thats been proven to be impossible

[Bob]

YOU'VE been proven to be impossible

[zorra_chiflada]

:(