Biggest Perv on the Board?

[kll]

Mickill brought this to my attention after avignon asked who gets the most board action from the chicks...

So, I am asking who is the biggest perv? Who posts or emails or PM's or IM's the perviest of the pervs stuff?

Perv can be anything from the creepiest to the weirdest sexually or anything in those categories... Horny doesn't count!

[TurdBerglar]

uh oh

[Rock]

PJ.

[kll]

Was this brought up in a perverted PM? :D


you're lucky your name wasn't added!




how is it that for the first time in ever, TAL isn't on?

[alruggs]

girls are pervs too you know

[fucktopgirl]

yes indeed,women are a bunch of pervert too!

[Bob]

i am a gentleman

publicly

[mickill]

*crosses fingers*

[hpdrifter]

I think mickill probably gets the most action in terms of flirting but I'd say turd is the perviest.

[roosta]

Lopp!

[jabumbo]

im not ovting since i can't vote for you, kll

[ms.peachy]

Define "perv" a little more clearly, please. I mean is it just your basic I-think-about-sex-all-the-time kind of thing (which to me is pretty much just life, not particularly pervy) or an I-think-about-having-ass-sex-with-pregnant-goats-wearing-latex-masks kinda deal, which yeah is pretty damn pervy?

[mickill]

I think mickill probably gets the most action in terms of flirting but I'd say turd is the perviest.
Whoa waho woah, easy man. I get accused of being flirty with Q and Bob too. Let's not read too far into it.

[King PSYZ]

how is TAL not winning this one?

[Bob]

i figured perv just means making perverted comments, hitting on everything with a vagina, constantly talking about sex or whatnot on the boards...it's hard to know how people think, i assumed it was more of a public thing

i forget who i voted for already

[kll]

Perv can be anything from the creepiest to the weirdest sexually or anything in those categories... Horny doesn't count!

[kll]

how is TAL not winning this one?
hahahhahah.. *snort*

[hpdrifter]

Whoa waho woah, easy man. I get accused of being flirty with Q and Bob too. Let's not read too far into it.

I am not a man, man, and I wasn't talking about me, god. You have a harem on this board and you know it, stop fronting.

[mickill]

I am not a man, man, and I wasn't talking about me, god. You have a harem on this board and you know it, stop fronting.
I'm sorry, hot stuff. I musta misconstrued what you meant by that, baby.

[hpdrifter]

I'm sorry, hot stuff. I musta misconstrued what you meant by that, baby.

Everyone wants a piece of Mikey.

[fucktopgirl]

mickill is the good boy who flirt
tal is gay(no offense)
loop is in a cult(he dont want to buy gifts for christmas)
echewta got an obssession with sky
qdrop know about movies
afronaut is an alias
jajumbo is pervt with food
paul jones like tits
turds want to see tits

the most pervt is......the alias of turd!

[beastiegirrl101]

mickill is the good boy who flirt
tal is gay(no offense)
loop is in a cult(he dont want to buy gifts for christmas)
echewta got an obssession with sky
qdrop know about movies
afronaut is an alias
jajumbo is pervt with food
paul jones like tits
turds want to see tits

the most pervt is......the alias of turd!

look how fast she learned

[ms.peachy]

kll I am still not clear on the difference between "creepiest" and "weirdest sexually".

Seriously though, let's say one has a particular fetish, which is really a bit out there but then that's all you 'perv' on - are you more pervy or less pervy than someone who maybe isn't fixated on something quite so outlandish, but regularly practices as wider variety of somewhat less unusual amusements?

[jabumbo]

don't vote for me just because i like feet! :(

[mickill]

mickill is the good boy who flirt
tal is gay(no offense)
loop is in a cult(he dont want to buy gifts for christmas)
echewta got an obssession with sky
qdrop know about movies
afronaut is an alias
jajumbo is pervt with food
paul jones like tits
turds want to see tits

the most pervt is......the alias of turd!
This is actually quite accurate. Only I don't flirt with people, baby.

[kll]

kll I am still not clear on the difference between "creepiest" and "weirdest sexually".

Seriously though, let's say one has a particular fetish, which is really a bit out there but then that's all you 'perv' on - are you more pervy or less pervy than someone who maybe isn't fixated on something quite so outlandish, but regularly practices as wider variety of somewhat less unusual amusements?


well, just read fucktopgirl's thoughts... and base it on those.

[Qdrop]

how in the fuck did I get 2 votes?

what pervy shit do I do?

bogus.




clearly, this is a 2 way battle between turd and Paul jones....with turd taking the win.

[ms.peachy]

I don't think paul's all that particularly pervy. He's just a regular bloke that digs bald pussies and butt sex, and isn't afraid to share his love with the world. What's wrong with that?

[Rock]

can i change my vote? i just remembered Turd and his cousin.

[P of R]

I'd like to know why I'm not included in the poll.

[hpdrifter]

Yeah but Paul says things like meat flaps.

I, too, would like to change my vote.

[Junker]

Turd

[mickill]

I don't think paul's all that particularly pervy. He's just a regular bloke that digs bald pussies and butt sex, and isn't afraid to share his love with the world. What's wrong with that?

Well, when you put it that way...

[paulb]

I don't think paul's all that particularly pervy. He's just a regular bloke that digs bald pussies and butt sex, and isn't afraid to share his love with the world. What's wrong with that?


haha, totally true.

[fucktopgirl]

Who said TAL was gay? He's not gay, but he is a big perv.


i said it!

[paulb]

i said it!

it had to be said.

[fucktopgirl]

tal the second one,the gay guys like him! :D










tal really just jok!or reality?

[kll]

i would like to add that i don't feel that Turd is a perv because he doesn't even like oral sex... you can't be much of a perv if you find that gross...

therefore, he's just way undersexed in the missionary position...

[Rock]

i would like to add that i don't feel that Turd is a perv because he doesn't even like oral sex... you can't be much of a perv if you find that gross...

therefore, he's just way undersexed in the missionary position...
yeah but didn't he have a thread about how nice his cousin's ass was? I think that makes up for his lack of love for the oral.

[kll]

yeah but didn't he have a thread about how nice his cousin's ass was? I think that makes up for his lack of love for the oral.
ohhh, excellent point, my dear...

[voltanapricot]

NerfBallJeaneus or whatever it is is creepy. :(

[kll]

NerfBallJeaneus or whatever it is is creepy. :(
WHY?????

[voltanapricot]

I never see him post anywhere other than the family album with a "Nice; hot; not bad. (y) " to anybody with a pair of ovaries that posts there.

Cweepy vibe.

[mickill]

NerfBallJeaneus or whatever it is is creepy. :(
This is very true. And that's coming from a predominantly male point of view.

[Echewta]

I'm not a perv but i'm the biggest.

[TurdBerglar]

Just because someone doesnt like to give orally to some dank area doesnt mean the penis should orally be neglected. Just sayinn.


no shit


just don't fuckn' kiss me for like a week

[TAL]

how is it that for the first time in ever, TAL isn't on?
I wasn't on this time yesterday either.

And I'm not gay.

[Bob]

PJ and TAL hands down.


Why the fuck am I not on this list? Knuckles dubbed me the "Priestess of Perversion", if I recall correctly.

you just havent been posting enough, that's all

the "i shaved my vagina" thread was a good start though

[CrankItUp!]

I'm not a perv but i'm the biggest.

The biggest what ?

Personally - Tommy Lee has nothing on me but drumming-ability and fame. (y)

[Auton]

a toss-up between toucanspam and profjim. those are some horny fucks right there.

[kll]

The biggest what ?

Personally - Tommy Lee has nothing on me but drumming-ability and fame. (y)

prove it

[cosmo105]

a toss-up between toucanspam and profjim. those are some horny fucks right there.
yes, but the latter isn't on the board anymore.

[kll]

yes, but the latter isn't on the board anymore.

horny, but inexperienced does not = perv

[cosmo105]

true. it's an addiction.

[CrankItUp!]

prove it

God blessed me with a BIG penis - no shit.

[marsdaddy]

The real pervs no one knows about.

[kll]

The real pervs no one knows about.


OH don't worry... I know ALL about you!

[paul jones]

will the winner get one of those trophies that are just bits of marble attached by wooden poles that rise up with a plastic gold plated trophey on top?

[kll]

don't be giving anyone any ideas...

jesus, money doesn't grow on trees, ya know?

[paul jones]

don't be giving anyone any ideas...

jesus, money doesn't grow on trees, ya know?

It would be nice if it did though,but only certain trees,like,if you went to a forest,there would be a magic money tree but in order to get any money from it you had to dance in front of it for 2 days just to see

[CrankItUp!]

It would be nice if it did though,but only certain trees,like,if you went to a forest,there would be a magic money tree but in order to get any money from it you had to dance in front of it for 2 days just to see
http://www.guzer.com/pictures/obscene_tree.jpg This is what my magical money tree did after I danced in front of it for close to a week.

[Lindsey_1535]

TALs a perv (y)

[paul jones]

http://www.guzer.com/pictures/obscene_tree.jpg This is what my magical money tree did after I danced in front of it for close to a week.

that's the scrooge tree

[mickill]

Mickill...........See, one little vindictive vote from Jabumbo and that's it. That's because I'm a class act.
TAL..............'Tal' is actually the Finnish word for freaky bastard.
jabumbo........Anybody that wants to have sex with just your feet has got some serious perv inclinations, obviously.
paul jones......ms peachy cleared this all up. He's just honest(ly a pervert).
Qdrop...........We're talking about the biggest closet perv of all here.
Afronaut.......This guy would have sex with your great-grandmother given the opportunity.
Turd.............Not a perv. Just a total hornball.
Loppfessor.....I think he's aiming more for baller status, but yeah, I don't sense that perv vibe.
echewta........I think he'd be more inclined to try and woo you with his limited knowledge of fine wine, cheesy 80s prog rock and his pleated corduroys and turtleneck with a vest look than perv out on you. Unless your name's Mandy.

Compton!

[kleptomaniac]

there's nobody pervier than the people i know in real life

[little j]

turd isn't a perv he's just yucky
TAL is the sex-perv-guy

[monkey]

no one is voting for afronaut, and we all know he sends all the ladies pictures of his naked elbows. i liked it, but i guess others would find it pervy.

[jackrock]

the next person to post after me is the true perv of the board

[kleptomaniac]

the next person to post after me is the true perv of the board

hahahahaha! i wonder who that'll......be......






:eek:

the next person to post after me is the true perv of the board

[marsdaddy]

OH don't worry... I know ALL about you!And I about you, dear.

[avignon]

Mickill brought this to my attention after avignon asked who gets the most board action from the chicks...

So, I am asking who is the biggest perv? Who posts or emails or PM's or IM's the perviest of the pervs stuff?

Perv can be anything from the creepiest to the weirdest sexually or anything in those categories... Horny doesn't count!
So when this thread came up after I searched my name, I so thought that I was going to be one of the poll options. What a let down. :(

[avignon]

I really never found Turd to be a perv. Just.. Honest? Gross?
Yes he is honestly gross. But I wouldn't say he was a perv like Danger! Danger!

[Matt]

DroppinScience

keep in mind that I didn't bother to read most of this thread.

[avignon]

DroppinScience

keep in mind that I didn't bother to read most of this thread.
Yeah, I heard he's been hitting on my man.




Hi Matt!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Matt]

Yeah, I heard he's been hitting on my man.




Hi Matt!!!!!!!!!!!1

he hits one everyone and their pet turtle.




Urine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2

[avignon]

Urine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!2
Douchebag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!47%

[Matt]

:( !!!!!!!!!!!!82million

[Loppfessor]

Loppfessor.....I think he's aiming more for baller status, but yeah, I don't sense that perv vibe.



Hey man I can perv it up when I hafta....

[mickill]

Hey man I can perv it up when I hafta....
I'm sorry but I just don't sense it. Real pervs do creepy thingss like substitute the names of colors with various fruits or desserts like, "She was wearing a bubblegum skirt with ice cream heels and a keylime sweater". I've actually seen you use the word "orange". Plus they don't generally come from places like Vietnam or Fort Bragg or wherever it is that you're at. I think you mentioned something about being stationed in "Nam". They're from places like Upstate NY, Finnland, Pennsylvania...you know, perverted locales like those, but certainly not "Nam" or Baghdad or wherever you are.

[hpdrifter]

Yeah, like those pervy germans in super troopers.

[TAL]

Finnland
Is that close to Cannada?

[mickill]

Is that close to Cannada?
Quinntesssential TAL, I tell ya.

[Qdrop]

i STILL wanna know how the fuck i got 2 votes!?

i'm so fuckin non-sexual on here.....

i'm like....clinical.

[Echewta]

Stop looking to see who likes you Q.

[mickill]

i STILL wanna know how the fuck i got 2 votes!?

i'm so fuckin non-sexual on here.....

i'm like....clinical.
You just have this pervert disposition. It's this vibe you give off. Like any minute now you might just run up to a group of your co-workers and whip your baby carrot out and start twisting elastic bands around it and slapping it with your thumb and calling it Stevie. That kinda thing. I've always sensed it.

[fucktopgirl]

anway turd is the perv!

he should win a blowup doll with many hole!

[kll]

anway turd is the perv!

he should win a blowup doll with many hole!

I don't think Turd needs a blowup doll BECAUSE he's a perv, he needs one to get some action. period.

[alexandra]

turds want to see tits
and he got some fine tits himself.

[TurdBerglar]

i do? where the fuck are they!

[TurdBerglar]

I really never found Turd to be a perv. Just.. Honest? Gross?


so you're saying everyone thinks the same of what i say here?


you here that you fuckers. you're no different than me

[ASsman]

i STILL wanna know how the fuck i got 2 votes!?

i'm so fuckin non-sexual on here.....

i'm like....clinical.
Yah, Im the horny teenager. Plan on getting back installing cable, find myself some more desperate housewives, muahah.

"Sure I can align your dishes"

Prob due to the Catholic School Effect, sexual repression and "it's a sin" and all that, makes it that much hotter, special when your girlfriend wears a catholic school uniform ....because she is one.

[DroppinScience]

DroppinScience

keep in mind that I didn't bother to read most of this thread.

Man, and I thought I was completely snubbed.

How I'm pervier than TurdBurglar... I'm all ears.

[alexandra]

i do? where the fuck are they!
you figure it out. (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1057450&postcount=16)

[Loppfessor]

I'm sorry but I just don't sense it. Real pervs do creepy thingss like substitute the names of colors with various fruits or desserts like, "She was wearing a bubblegum skirt with ice cream heels and a keylime sweater". I've actually seen you use the word "orange". Plus they don't generally come from places like Vietnam or Fort Bragg or wherever it is that you're at. I think you mentioned something about being stationed in "Nam". They're from places like Upstate NY, Finnland, Pennsylvania...you know, perverted locales like those, but certainly not "Nam" or Baghdad or wherever you are.


You make some interesting points...also some creepy ones. Anyway I'm from Cleveland fool!