a banjo bob? wheres he gunna get a banjo?

[jammytastic]

hey ya little fuckholes whats shakin?


i rescued a puppy from the knackers a month ago. (knackers = pikeys, gypos, travellers, pavees etc). she was all bald on her head and back and she has a wicked scar. shes a terrior mixed with something else.

she stinks.

she steals my knickers.

she pisses all over the fucking gaff. she goes out to shit but she doesnt consider pissing while shes out. it drives me insane and my place smells of piss.

shes savage.

best dog in the world.

news? anyone? anyone?

[mp-seventythree]

Hey Justine, how's it going? Good to see ya :)

[Freebasser]

I can't believe you stole the gypsies' dinner!

[jammytastic]

FUCKING ANIMALS.

cheers mp. its goin swell and you?

[TAL]

I'm eating. Other than that it's good.

And we have snow.

[Freebasser]

FUCKING ANIMALS.

Wrong site, luv.

This is the Beastie Boys forum.

[jammytastic]

snow? well thats a shocker! :rolleyes:

what are you eating? reindeer balls? hahahaha.

[TAL]

I'm not that far north.

[jammytastic]

could you do it? could you fuck an animal?

beastiality coprophilli(such an sp) or necrophillia?

ill go for necrophillia.

CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE TODAY!

[jammytastic]

reindeer hooves then?

aaaaaaaaaaaahhahahaha.

[TAL]

You really bring the funny today. Been practising while you were away?

[jammytastic]

yup.

i get so hyper on this thing.

i gotta go walk the dog.

[Freebasser]

Your dog has dog vision?

[marsdaddy]

You rescued a dog from knackers who pisses on your knickers? Nice.

I almost died. You?

[jammytastic]

:eek: and indeed :eek:

WHAT HAPPENED??

[TAL]

http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=59873

[jammytastic]

holy shit!

how you feeling now? everything good?

chicks dig scars ;)

[marsdaddy]

chicks dig scars ;)My wife still loves me after seeing me in the non-liver draining mess. No one has seen my scar, really.