have you ever had to...

[DapperDiverge]

stick your middle finger up your own butt, because the constipation was soooooooooo bad, just to scoop the pieces of poop, which by the way are like little pebbles, and then when you drop em in the toilet, the water splashes everywhere....then your toilet overflows and you wonder how your ass can sustain such things...

man i tell ya, its terrible being full of shit, cause then you feel like shit...

colonic anyone??

[Bob]

nope

[jammytastic]

guinness constipation is the worst thing in the world. black shit anyone?

i feel your pain.

bob does it for me. i dont like to get shit under my nails.

:D

[jackrock]

ive thought about doing it once :eek:......... can't believe i said that :o

[TurdBerglar]

i have never been constipated

[fucktopgirl]

pahaha!

[DapperDiverge]

ever since i was baby, i've always been constipated...i think it's genetic...
always had that constipated look on my face...laugh it up!!!

i would love to be regular...then maybe i wouldn't be so cranky like old people are...

i bet my metabolism would increase... and my complexion would clear up...

it's like no matter how much water i drink, my large intestine sucks up everything!! like a damn vacuum...

[kll]

umm, i have never ever ever gotten to the point where i'd have to stick a finger up my ass... i'd give myself hosebutt by drinking a gallon of prune juice before i do that!

[Bob]

really gross, just eat some raisin bran or something

[Monsieur Decuts]

i was on oxycontin for a good 3 months straight after i broke my back.

You wanna talk about constipation, opiate constipation is like nothing i've ever battled.

Luckily I passed grade 8 health and know its impossible to scoop your own shit out.

So I smoked cigarettes and drank alot of coffee. Y'ar get's the job done errytime

[Freebasser]

I prefer to use the end of the loo brush.

[DapperDiverge]

umm, i have never ever ever gotten to the point where i'd have to stick a finger up my ass... i'd give myself hosebutt by drinking a gallon of prune juice before i do that!
really gross, just eat some raisin bran or something

everytime i take a laxitve, i get terrible intestinal cramping, like i'm having contractions or something...

i can't help it!! I have a shitty system!! no pun intended :(

[paulb]

ive always been curious to put my finger up my bum, to see what it feels like. but i never had the guts to....

[Bob]

i was on oxycontin for a good 3 months straight after i broke my back.

You wanna talk about constipation, opiate constipation is like nothing i've ever battled.

Luckily I passed grade 8 health and know its impossible to scoop your own shit out.

So I smoked cigarettes and drank alot of coffee. Y'ar get's the job done errytime

ahh coffee. nature's laxative

[Chicka B]

No, I never stuck my finger up my anus before. But when I was one or something, I was so constipated that my parents had to take me to the doctor and he had to stick his finger up my ass to hit a "trigger" and it made me shit. I don't know why my parents would tell me that, but yeah. I didn't do it, my doctor did. :p

[kll]

ive always been curious to put my finger up my bum, to see what it feels like. but i never had the guts to....


ask the next g/f you get - i'm sure she'll be more than happy to do this for you...

[kleptomaniac]

digging for gold? :confused:


:rolleyes:

[kll]

everytime i take a laxitve, i get terrible intestinal cramping, like i'm having contractions or something...

i can't help it!! I have a shitty system!! no pun intended :(


bahahahah... (y)

[DapperDiverge]

No, I never stuck my finger up my anus before. But when I was one or something, I was so constipated that my parents had to take me to the doctor and he had to stick his finger up my ass to hit a "trigger" and it made me shit. I don't know why my parents would tell me that, but yeah. I didn't do it, my doctor did. :p

LMFAO!! yeah when i was 3 my mom took me to the doctor cause of my constipation...it was so bad i didn't poop for like 3 weeks... the doctor put this enima up my butt and the next thing ya know, my ass exploded like a volcano all over my mom's shirt... she had to rush me to the bathroom but too late for her ;)

[jackrock]

ive always been curious to put my finger up my bum, to see what it feels like. but i never had the guts to....
ok someone HAS to make this their signature!! :D :D

[paulb]

ask the next g/f you get - i'm sure she'll be more than happy to do this for you...


thanks for the suggestion Kerri, wanna step up to the plate?

[paulb]

ok someone HAS to make this their signature!! :D :D


you make it your sig...ive been here for years, and only 1 person has made my comment their sig...its about time i get some more exposure!

[laurie_hammy]

No I cant say I ever have needed to do this. And i cant say I have ever heard that that is what your meant to do.

[Chicka B]

LMFAO!! yeah when i was 3 my mom took me to the doctor cause of my constipation...it was so bad i didn't poop for like 3 weeks... the doctor put this enima up my butt and the next thing ya know, my ass exploded like a volcano all over my mom's shirt... she had to rush me to the bathroom but too late for her ;)

Hahaha, Ewww!!! Want me to tell you something really disgusting? When my mom was giving birth to me, while she was pushing, she squirted out a frito on my head. Then my dad started laughing, and she said in a satanic voice "get it the fuck outta me". What a way to be welcomed to the world, I've been shat on ever since. :eek:

[jackrock]

you make it your sig...ive been here for years, and only 1 person has made my comment their sig...its about time i get some more exposure!
fine.. time to retire ole alien invasion guy :(

[kleptomaniac]

.its about time i get some more exposure!

rephrase???!!

[jackrock]

Hahaha, Ewww!!! Want me to tell you something really disgusting? When my mom was giving birth to me, while she was pushing, she squirted out a frito on my head. Then my dad started laughing, and she said in a satanic voice "get it the fuck outta me". What a way to be welcomed to the world, I've been shat on ever since. :eek:
AHAHAHAHAAH that's awesome!!!!! ... it owns

[paulb]

rephrase???!!

im tired of being just a BG user. im all about the BF now.

[DapperDiverge]

Hahaha, Ewww!!! Want me to tell you something really disgusting? When my mom was giving birth to me, while she was pushing, she squirted out a frito on my head. Then my dad started laughing, and she said in a satanic voice "get it the fuck outta me". What a way to be welcomed to the world, I've been shat on ever since. :eek:

LMFAO!! you got me beat!! that's soo gross...good thing i was c-section!! no way i was coming out that way...bad enough i got in there that way

[jackrock]

you make it your sig...ive been here for years, and only 1 person has made my comment their sig...its about time i get some more exposure!
happy? :p

[paulb]

happy? :p


yes, thanks Jackson.

[kleptomaniac]

im tired of being just a BG user. im all about the BF now.


**hides from paul**

[jackrock]

yes, thanks Jackson.
whoa whoa whoa! way to break out the full name :p :p

[paulb]

Jackson Pollock.

Klepto, there is no need to hide...honestly, i dont even get what you meant by that?

[Chicka B]

LMFAO!! you got me beat!! that's soo gross...good thing i was c-section!! no way i was coming out that way...bad enough i got in there that way

Good thing I don't remember it.

[paulb]

Good thing I don't remember it.


haha, Michelle got shit on by her mom!!!!!! LOSER!

[kleptomaniac]

Jackson Pollock.

Klepto, there is no need to hide...honestly, i dont even get what you meant by that?


Paul B--......blah blah blah


nobody gets me, man :rolleyes:

[Chicka B]

haha, Michelle got shit on by her mom!!!!!! LOSER!

SHUT UP!!! I've shitted and vomited on her plenty of times. She told me I vomited in her mouth, and it shot straight out.

[paulb]

SHUT UP!!! I've shitted and vomited on her plenty of times. She told me I vomited in her mouth, and it shot straight out.


hahaha...my dad has a home video of me breastfeedin of my mom, and at the end of my milk i puke it all up on her! the vids is awesome! i really need an animated .gif of that!

[Chicka B]

hahaha...my dad has a home video of me breastfeedin of my mom, and at the end of my milk i puke it all up on her! the vids is awesome! i really need an animated .gif of that!

Could you do that? That'd be so awsome. But your mom's booby aint showin is it? Anyway, it reminded me that my brother is videotaped in a baby swing, (he was only like 5 months) and he just stuck his middle finger up. That was so fuckin funny.

[paulb]

no boobage exposed, thank god.

[Chicka B]

That's so cute though! :p My mom could never breast feed me or my little brother, she said both of us would turn our heads or spit it out.

[kleptomaniac]

no boobage exposed, thank god.

who the hell says "boobage"??? :confused:



weeeeeirdo

[paulb]

who the hell says "boobage"??? :confused:



weeeeeirdo


me, ya cunt.

[kleptomaniac]

me, ya cunt.

woohoo! i'm-a cunt! i'm-a cunt! weeeeeee!



weeeeeeeeirdo

[paulb]

not only are you a cunt, but you have one too ;)

[kleptomaniac]

^^^ word :cool:


you think i spam? you do? look at yourself!

:rolleyes:

[paulb]

dont be jealous.

[kleptomaniac]

dont be jealous.

oh fiddlesticks :mad: :(

[Chicka B]

woohoo! i'm-a cunt! i'm-a cunt! weeeeeee!



weeeeeeeeirdo

AHAHA! This really cracked me up cuz I pictured a cunt swinging yelling "I'm a cunt I'm a cunt weee!!!" :D

[Otis Driftwood]

Next time try listening to the Constipation Blues beats getting poo under your fingernails!