have you ever gone

[paul jones]

for a shit and fell in the toilet and transported through the sewer and ended up in an episode of Family Ties,just at the time Michael J Fox said 'Woooaaah DaaaAAAd!'

[paulb]

no, i cant say that i have....

[Bob]

once

[Chicka B]

No, but one time my fuckin brother left the toilet seat up and I had to go pee so bad I didn't look, and I fell in the toilet. Hey, whasup with all the threads about shit? :D

[kleptomaniac]

^^^ yeah i was just about to ask what was up with all the "shitty" threads... :confused:


and what was up with all the threads about dicks? seriously? :rolleyes:



too much shit and too much dick!! :eek:

[DapperDiverge]

yes, yes i have...like the mario bros. down a sewer hole...except i ended up on an episode of Empty Nest on the other side....

"Day by day, I'll be the one, to carry on as life goes on..."

[Chicka B]

^^^ yeah i was just about to ask what was up with all the "shitty" threads... :confused:


and what was up with all the threads about dicks? seriously? :rolleyes:



too much shit and too much dick!! :eek:

Haha yeah, then somebody should start a thread titled "has anyone ever got shit on there dick" then a it'll mutate into a spin off "has anyone ever got shit on their vagina?" :rolleyes:

[paul jones]

Haha yeah, then somebody should start a thread titled "has anyone ever got shit on there dick" then a it'll mutate into a spin off "has anyone ever got shit on their vagina?" :rolleyes:

chocolate eclair

[paulb]

or maybe another topic "has anyone ever shit into a condom and then put it up their vagina?"

[DapperDiverge]

No, but one time my fuckin brother left the toilet seat up and I had to go pee so bad I didn't look, and I fell in the toilet. Hey, whasup with all the threads about shit? :D

people love shit...we talk shit all the time...remember that episode with Mr. hanky and his son cornwalis and the "Circle of Poo?"

everthing is made of poo...

everytime we take a poo, its like giving birth to a brown baby boy...or clay colored, orange or spinach green...

we all bid farewells to our poop right before we flush...

god speed little soldier... meet you on the other side... on the set of Empty Nest :D

[Chicka B]

people love shit...we talk shit all the time...remember that episode with Mr. hanky and his son cornwalis and the "Circle of Poo?"

everthing is made of poo...

everytime we take a poo, its like giving birth to a brown baby boy...or clay colored, orange or spinach green...

we all bid farewells to our poop right before we flush...

god speed little soldier... meet you on the other side... on the set of Empty Nest :D

*cries* that was beautiful. I never thought of pooping that way. But yah I remember that episode of south park, I love mr.hanky episodes!

Originally Posted by paulb
or maybe another topic "has anyone ever shit into a condom and then put it up their vagina?"

Talk about a shitty dildo, heh.

[kleptomaniac]

*cries* that was beautiful. I never thought of pooping that way. But yah I remember that episode of south park, I love mr.hanky episodes!

:D

[jackrock]

i got my head stuck in the pipe thingy going on my way to it... my pa walked in and freaked out cause all he could see was my head sticking outta the toilet

[ericlee]

no but I ended up in the swimming pool on Caddyshack and got eaten by Bill Murray

[marsdaddy]

Almost. I got bit in the ass by a radioactive Turtle.

[discopants]

Almost. I got bit in the ass by a radioactive Turtle.

I've known Michaelangelo for about 8 years. Stone me that guy can party.

[avignon]

I think every girl has fell in the toilet at one point. I can remember being so little that I had to hold on to the seat. But I have never encountered Micheal J. Fox as a result.

[Matt]

I did flush the toilet once and the poop ended up on the set of Back To The Future part 2. Just when the doc said "It's your kids, marty! Somethings gotta be done about your kids!", my poop came flying out of the flux capacitor and fell in Doc Brown's crazy hair.

[avignon]

I did flush the toilet once and the poop ended up on the set of Back To The Future part 2. Just when the doc said "It's your kids, marty! Somethings gotta be done about your kids!", my poop came flying out of the flux capacitor and fell in Doc Brown's crazy hair.
I flushed a tampon once that ended up on the set of Teen Wolf. It can been seen sliding across the gymnasium floor when Micheal J. goes fully wolf on the court for the first time.

[Matt]

I flushed a tampon once that ended up on the set of Teen Wolf. It can been seen sliding across the gymnasium floor when Micheal J. goes fully wolf on the court for the first time.

I flushed a goldfish four years ago that ended up on the set of Spin City. it almost hit Michael J, but it hit the bald gay black guy instead.

(insert Parkinsons Disease joke here)

[discopants]

I do believe you've hit a low Celeste...

[Matt]

I totally bring out the worst in people.

[avignon]

Micheal J. Fox hit me low once.

[discopants]

Micheal J. Fox hit me low once.

Are you sure it wasn't Eric Stoltz?

























That's a fuckin great gag, if I do say so myself.

[avignon]

I saw Eric Stoltz give Micheal J. Fox a swirly once.

[discopants]

I saw Eric Stoltz give Micheal J. Fox a swirly once.

Well he was bound to be pissed off at missing out on the role. I'll be watching BTTF this Xmas as always. I'm trying to forget this whole tread.

[avignon]

He's a mean one, Mr. Stoltz.

[discopants]

He's a bloody ginger as well. Can't be trusting them...

[avignon]

He's a bloody ginger as well. Can't be trusting them...
Oh come on, he's not a bad looking guy.
A little too scrawny if you ask me, but he's good-looking.

[discopants]

Oh come on, he's not a bad looking guy.
A little too scrawny if you ask me, but he's good-looking.

I'd go for someone a bit further up the Hollywood scale, he was in Anaconda for fuck sake. Christ, doing 2 conversations at once is difficult.

[synch]

I did flush the toilet once and the poop ended up on the set of Back To The Future part 2. Just when the doc said "It's your kids, marty! Somethings gotta be done about your kids!", my poop came flying out of the flux capacitor and fell in Doc Brown's crazy hair.
Are you sure it wasn't the last bit of back to the future 1? If I was doc I'd have gone back in in time to the point before I get hit by the shit and tell myself to duck.

[Freebasser]

I don't have a toilet.

I do my business in the corner, just like the cast of Baywatch.

[Freebasser]

Stop talking shit.