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The Notorious LOL
12-09-2005, 02:44 AM
Ive only posted here as long as I have in hopes that it would impress Jodie Foster but that bitch hasnt even taken notice.
The Notorious LOL
12-09-2005, 02:46 AM
Also, I ate like 5 english muffins after work. Holla!
avignon
12-09-2005, 05:09 AM
It's like French fries, Dutch apple pie, and Swiss cheese
Matt
12-09-2005, 05:10 AM
it's like delicious.
avignon
12-09-2005, 05:12 AM
It's like the start of your very own Egg McMuffin.
Matt
12-09-2005, 05:14 AM
or your own Placenta McMuffin. it's really up to you and your preferences.
discopants
12-09-2005, 05:14 AM
In England muffins can be slightly different things, all bread though. What I call a muffin, some would call a roll, some a bap, and people from Yorkshire a barm (huh :rolleyes: ).
avignon
12-09-2005, 05:21 AM
yeah well, can you get a decent elephant ear?
discopants
12-09-2005, 05:45 AM
yeah well, can you get a decent elephant ear?

Is that a penis joke?
avignon
12-09-2005, 05:48 AM
Is that a penis joke?
nope.
Elephant Ears are like fried dough type pastries with cinnamon and sugar, commonly found at State Fairs, Festivals, and Amusement Parks.
TAL
12-09-2005, 05:49 AM
What about octopus arms?
avignon
12-09-2005, 05:51 AM
I knew you were going to eat that octopus. I knew he wouldn't be safe with you. You animal.
discopants
12-09-2005, 05:53 AM
nope.
Elephant Ears are like fried dough type pastries with cinnamon and sugar, commonly found at State Fairs, Festivals, and Amusement Parks.

I'll stick with the candy floss, thanks.
avignon
12-09-2005, 05:54 AM
I'll stick with the candy floss, thanks.
Edible thong underwear?
TAL
12-09-2005, 05:56 AM
I knew you were going to eat that octopus. I knew he wouldn't be safe with you. You animal.
I ran out of books, so instead of just letting it sit on a shelf I decided to give myself a snack.
discopants
12-09-2005, 05:56 AM
Edible thong underwear?

I was thinking about the pink fluffy stuff but hey, its all good to me. I am notoroiusly kinky, do you know about my dungeun?
avignon
12-09-2005, 05:58 AM
I was thinking about the pink fluffy stuff but hey, its all good to me. I am notoroiusly kinky, do you know about my dungeun?
Cotton Candy. And no you can't have my skin to make yourself a dress so just forget about it.
discopants
12-09-2005, 05:59 AM
Cotton Candy. And no you can't have my skin to make yourself a dress so just forget about it.

Damn, what are you, psychic? What about just a bit of skin to make a new hat?
ms.peachy
12-09-2005, 06:02 AM
nope.
Elephant Ears are like fried dough type pastries with cinnamon and sugar, commonly found at State Fairs, Festivals, and Amusement Parks.

Other known varieties:
zeppoles
funnel cakes
churros
doughnuts
avignon
12-09-2005, 06:02 AM
Ok, after I have my ass liposuctioned, I'll send the unwanted bits to you for your new asshat.
Drederick Tatum
12-09-2005, 06:03 AM
what a strange thread.. it's like Notorious LOL just winds you guys up and sets you off into your own little thread.
discopants
12-09-2005, 06:04 AM
Ok, after I have my ass liposuctioned, I'll send the unwanted bits to you for your new asshat.

I was talking about a Jamoraqiu hat. 2 foot tall and funky.
Lex Diamonds
12-09-2005, 06:04 AM
Ive only posted here as long as I have in hopes that it would impress Jodie Foster but that bitch hasnt even taken notice.
On the contrary, I'm very impressed, baby. ;)
avignon
12-09-2005, 06:04 AM
Other known varieties:
zeppoles
funnel cakes
churros
doughnuts
but all are slightly different. Funnel cakes have powdered sugar and are little pieces of dough that you can pull apart instead of one giant ear shaped peice like the elephant ear. Plus you can get strawberries on a funnel cake.
discopants
12-09-2005, 06:06 AM
Gotta go to a lecture. Ta ta.
avignon
12-09-2005, 06:06 AM
I was talking about a Jamoraqiu hat. 2 foot tall and funky.
You've never seen my ass.
DandyFop
12-09-2005, 06:12 AM
GOD DAMMIT NOW I WANT FUNNEL CAKE.

Thanks alot :mad:

I can't get one for like another year when the fair comes.
Qdrop
12-09-2005, 09:26 AM
Ive only posted here as long as I have in hopes that it would impress Jodie Foster but that bitch hasnt even taken notice.
you need to take your stalking to the next level.

her last stalker tried to kill Reagan...

you're gonna have to top that somehow....
Beastie's Boy
12-09-2005, 09:28 AM
What's an English muffin?

lol :D :D lol. its a bloody muffin thats english!!!!!
ms.peachy
12-09-2005, 09:31 AM
Me too :mad: I want a funnel cake...and some ass :D
what, you didn't get enough ass yesterday? ;)
The Notorious LOL
12-09-2005, 11:59 AM
If you refer to women as bitches, no wonder they don't "notice" you.

i read this reply and pictured you blasting "Respect" by Aretha Franklin and typing a few more fragmented pill induced entries in your Suicide thread. YOU GO GIRL! ;)
rirv
12-09-2005, 12:03 PM
RESPECTdoesn't mean shit to me.
Monsieur Decuts
12-09-2005, 12:05 PM
m mmmmmm beaver tails
wanton wench
12-09-2005, 12:12 PM
or your own Placenta McMuffin. it's really up to you and your preferences.
if you like their placenta mcmuffin you should try one of these (http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a195/wantonwench/mcdonalds.jpg)
cosmo105
12-09-2005, 12:15 PM
uggh funnel cake. looks like deep-fried drizzled tapeworm carcasses covered in powdered sugar and soggy with whipped cream. can't stand that shit.
marsdaddy
12-09-2005, 02:11 PM
You should have applied to Yale.
discopants
12-12-2005, 03:47 AM
You've never seen my ass.

There's still time.
The Notorious LOL
12-12-2005, 09:47 PM
awesome...did you get that last line from a salt n pepa song?
The Notorious LOL
12-12-2005, 10:00 PM
well the case in point is degrading peoples illnesses meaning depression would basically be degrading the entire population including myself. You arent special. Dont be proud.
TurdBerglar
12-12-2005, 10:02 PM
Um, no bitch I didn't. I'm not that old.

The only song of their's I've heard is "Push it"...who hasn't heard that one?


umm


isn't that like one of their oldest songs?
TurdBerglar
12-12-2005, 10:09 PM
how old are you
zippo
12-12-2005, 10:59 PM
i was all man this thread is making me hungry, then i gagged a bit when i got to the tape worm funnel cake part, but then when i got to that whole fabulous "Faithbanks-NotoriousLOL" repartee it was all good again
TurdBerglar
12-12-2005, 11:00 PM
I've hit the big one nine... :)


you should know who salt n' peppa is
cosmo105
12-12-2005, 11:06 PM
oh please. i'm 21 and i'm all about "none of yo bizness." s & p were bumpin'.
zippo
12-12-2005, 11:13 PM
yeh
The Notorious LOL
12-12-2005, 11:21 PM
dude I got drunk and was screaming the lyrics to "none of yo bidness" in a friends car once
cosmo105
12-13-2005, 01:05 AM
what's the matter with your life
why you gotta mess with mine
don't keep sweating what i do
cuz i'm gonna be just fine
CHECK IT OUT
discopants
12-13-2005, 03:38 AM
A regular muffin that play cricket and says 'Alright mate?'.

rather good old bean, I was only discussing Flintoff's duck yesterday with this chap I happen to know. Cor, this weather.
Medellia
12-13-2005, 04:44 AM
I've hit the big one nine... :)
Well I guess that explains things a little bit. But only a little bit.
marsdaddy
12-13-2005, 12:55 PM
Tramp
Sarky Devotchka
12-13-2005, 02:02 PM
when I was in 3rd grade I was in a band and I played a cardboard guitar and jumped barefoot on a pogo ball. we covered "push it" on my friend's back deck for our parents when they all came to pick us up from our slumber party. SEXY. I had blisters.