Now you don't really wanna fuck...

[Lex Diamonds]

With me
Only nigga that I trust
Is me
Fuck around and make me bust
This heat

*POW*

ask the devil, they always wanna dance


I'm the Head Nigga In Charge, I'm watchin you move
You're found dead in your garage, with ten o'clock news coverage
Gotta love it, cause I expose the facade
Your little lungs is too small to hotbox with God
All jokes aside, come bounce with us
Standin over you with a twelve gauge, about to bust
It's like ashes to ashes and dust to dust
I might leave in a bodybag, but never in cuffs
So who do you trust? They just not rugged enough
When things get rough I'm in the club shootin with Puff
Bitch, please - you must have a mental disease
Assume the position and get back down on your knees - c'mon



The part in bold is quite possibly the best hip hop rhyme of all time. (y)

[Reginald]

I disagree.

[Lex Diamonds]

Fine. What do YOU think is the best then?

Is it

Don't take me for a joke I'm no comedian
Too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again

?

[laurie_hammy]

With me
Only nigga that I trust
Is me
Fuck around and make me bust
This heat

*POW*

ask the devil, they always wanna dance


I'm the Head Nigga In Charge, I'm watchin you move
You're found dead in your garage, with ten o'clock news coverage
Gotta love it, cause I expose the facade
Your little lungs is too small to hotbox with God
All jokes aside, come bounce with us
Standin over you with a twelve gauge, about to bust
It's like ashes to ashes and dust to dust
I might leave in a bodybag, but never in cuffs
So who do you trust? They just not rugged enough
When things get rough I'm in the club shootin with Puff
Bitch, please - you must have a mental disease
Assume the position and get back down on your knees - c'mon



The part in bold is quite possibly the best hip hop rhyme of all time. (y)

After reading that you are now my hero. Im having a sex change so I can bare your children. Simply cause of the gangster. Will you marry me ?

[Lex Diamonds]

After reading that you are now my hero. Im having a sex change so I can bare your children. Simply cause of the gangster. Will you marry me ?
I dunno, it says in your signature you're a MALE. I can't be mistaken.

Have a sex change and I'll think about it. :) (y)

[laurie_hammy]

I dunno, it says in your signature you're a MALE. I can't be mistaken.

Have a sex change and I'll think about it. :) (y)

Thanks ! :) When we are together can we play with guns an stuff ? Oh an can we also go onto the world news and tell everyone how good umm blazing up I think it is is ? Id love to do that.

[Lex Diamonds]

Thanks ! :) When we are together can we play with guns an stuff ? Oh an can we also go onto the world news and tell everyone how good umm blazing up I think it is is ? Id love to do that.
lol your real funny dood mayb u shud b a comedian

lol

[Reginald]

What kind of music do you like? Do you like shit like Chamillionaire? He's gangsta.

[Reginald]

Oh you like Dr Dre and Xzibit. They're real gangstas.

[Reginald]

Snoop, Nate and Eminem are real gangstas too.

[Kid Presentable]

Yo Patty, if we're talking Xzibit verses, then all of 'At the Speed of Life' (the song) owns what you just put up. You should look for it, it's great.

[ASsman]

Y'all don't really wanna fuck... with us
Cuz you know we gonna shoot shit
Don't waste bullets on yo house and trucks
Wait till we see you then we hit you up

ODB - If yall want war

[Lex Diamonds]

Thanks ! :) When we are together can we play with guns an stuff ? Oh an can we also go onto the world news and tell everyone how good umm blazing up I think it is is ? Id love to do that.
Oh you like Dr Dre and Xzibit. They're real gangstas.
What's wrong with you people? Why are you attempting to insult me for the music I like? I don't understand a social situation where that could be acceptable.

BBMB = Nazi Germany

[laurie_hammy]

I dont think many people from a Beastie Boys MB are fans of gangsters that say shit they dont even do. You come here an post threads like

"I SLAPPED MY BITCHED THEN SHOT HER !
THEN I CHOPPED HER UP ATE HER FOR DINNER !"

"POSSIBLE THE BEST HIP HOP VERSE IN HISTORY"

Thats the shit ya say, its fuckin stupid lol.

[Lex Diamonds]

I dont think many people from a Beastie Boys MB are fans of gangsters that say shit they dont even do.
On the contrary, I think about 90% of them are. It's called being a "Hip-Hop Fan".

Do you seriously think the Beastie Boys, with their love of hip hop, would not listen to some of the best artists just because they say things that aren't true? The BBoys themselves told a lot of lies back in the day, all good rappers do. Remember, rapping is an art, like storytelling, it's not meant to be gospel. The Beastie boys are always sampling gangsta rap, from Schoolly D through NWA and WTC to Eric B and Rakim.

Look, kid, if you're going to insult me then whatever, just don't try and act like you know about hip-hop. Rap would not exist as it is today without gangsters/people who pretend to be gangsters. And no, I'm not saying I'm in any way a gangster, but like most people in the world of hip-hop I admire and respect their style.

[laurie_hammy]

On the contrary, I think about 90% of them are. It's called being a "Hip-Hop Fan".

Do you seriously think the Beastie Boys, with their love of hip hop, would not listen to some of the best artists just because they say things that aren't true? The BBoys themselves told a lot of lies back in the day, all good rappers do. Remember, rapping is an art, like storytelling, it's not meant to be gospel. The Beastie boys are always sampling gangsta rap, from Schoolly D through NWA and WTC to Eric B and Rakim.

Look, kid, if you're going to insult me then whatever, just don't try and act like you know about hip-hop. Rap would not exist as it is today without gangsters/people who pretend to be gangsters. And no, I'm not saying I'm in any way a gangster, but like most people in the world of hip-hop I admire and respect their style.

I dont care if the Beasties listen to this kind of rap. They dont go preaching the most fuckin stupid lyrics iv ever heard and saying they are the best lyrics youve ever heard. If ya respect there style then thats cool. But the thing is you wanna be like them. In the ass thread you were like

"OH I WAS LISTENING TO SMACK MY BITCH UP" and slapping this ho's ass while the song was goin. So I dont think it is just the style you like. You wanna be a gangster, and you do that by posting pics of you smoking weed, you wanna be like the gangster rappers. If you didnt ya wouldnt be postin all this shit.

[Lex Diamonds]

I dont care if the Beasties listen to this kind of rap. They dont go preaching the most fuckin stupid lyrics iv ever heard and saying they are the best lyrics youve ever heard. If ya respect there style then thats cool. But the thing is you wanna be like them. In the ass thread you were like

"OH I WAS LISTENING TO SMACK MY BITCH UP" and slapping this ho's ass while the song was goin. So I dont think it is just the style you like. You wanna be a gangster, and you do that by posting pics of you smoking weed, you wanna be like the gangster rappers. If you didnt ya wouldnt be postin all this shit.
I can see that I'm never going to be able to explain this to you, but I'll try once more, in very simple terms.

1. I ENJOY HIP HOP
2. I LIKE TO DRINK AND SMOKE
3. I LIKE TO FUCK
4. SOMETIMES I SWEAR

^ These things do not make me a gangster rapper! OK, they do those things too, but I am: white, young, middle class, well-educated. I have never claimed to be a gangsta and I never want to be. All the "gangsta"s in my area are fucking cunts and if I could I'd have them all hung. Anyone who knows me will tell you I'm not a gangsta, I'm just not a clean-cut goody goody like you appear to be.

[laurie_hammy]

I can see that I'm never going to be able to explain this to you, but I'll try once more, in very simple terms.

1. I ENJOY HIP HOP
2. I LIKE TO DRINK AND SMOKE
3. I LIKE TO FUCK
4. SOMETIMES I SWEAR

^ These things do not make me a gangster rapper! OK, they do those things too, but I am: white, young, middle class, well-educated. I have never claimed to be a gangsta and I never want to be. All the "gangsta"s in my area are fucking cunts and if I could I'd have them all hung. Anyone who knows me will tell you I'm not a gangsta, I'm just not a clean-cut goody goody like you appear to be.

All im saying is, it isnt cool to go bragging about smackin some bitch's ass, smoking weed, an preaching lyrics like the shit you write down. Each of those things arent things to be proud of. And as most people have replied to you threads they seem to agree.

[Lex Diamonds]

All im saying is, it isnt cool to go bragging about smackin some bitch's ass, smoking weed, an preaching lyrics like the shit you write down. Each of those things arent things to be proud of. And as most people have replied to you threads they seem to agree.
I'm not bragging. I just type down what comes in my mind. I'm sorry but I don't have a special internet "persona" like you guys seem to have. When I think shit, I say it. I'm sorry, in future maybe I should censor myself so it doesn't look like I'm bragging...

wtf? :confused:

[Lex Diamonds]

Hey I've just realised something:

1. You live in Australia
2. You don't like gangsta rap
3. You don't like The Prodigy
4. You don't smoke weed
5. You're quite clearly frigid


That means there's absolutely no way you could relate to anything I'm saying anyway. So quit replying to my posts when they clearly don't apply to you in any way. (y)

[laurie_hammy]

Hey I've just realised something:

1. You live in Australia
2. You don't like gangsta rap
3. You don't like The Prodigy
4. You don't smoke weed
5. You're quite clearly frigid


That means there's absolutely no way you could relate to anything I'm saying anyway. So quit replying to my posts when they clearly don't apply to you in any way. (y)

Australia - Yes
Gangster Rap - No not really
Prodigy - I actually dont mind them
Weed - No I dont, but no a LOT of people here that do
Frigid - No chance

Of course I can relate to what your saying becase I see wanna be's like you every day.

You got 1 or 2 things right, good effort (y)

[Lex Diamonds]

Don't ever become a judge. You're a pathetic judge of character.

[laurie_hammy]

Don't ever become a judge. You're a pathetic judge of character.

lol Enoughuh this, goodnight.

[Lex Diamonds]

lol Enoughuh this, goodnight.
It's not even night here. Don't you know ANYTHING? :rolleyes:

[alexandra]

sex change, nazi Germany, weed, Australia ...

got it.

[SobaViolence]

BBMB = Nazi Germany

the most accurate description of this place, ever.

[Reginald]

Padster, you gangsta?

[Al Rahim]

Padster, you gangsta?

nah, his t-shirts arn't long enough

[Reginald]

His title says "Gangsta Limping".

[Lex Diamonds]

His title says "Gangsta Limping".
It's intended to be a description of my rather comical avatar picture.

Humorous, no?

[Reginald]

Clever.

[K-nowledge]

If that is your "best hip hop rhyme of all time", you have been quite sheltered.

[Lex Diamonds]

If that is your "best hip hop rhyme of all time", you have been quite sheltered.
You're saying because I enjoy the attitude and the delivery of a particular line that I don't know hip-hop? And you're saying that people who don't know hip-hop are "sheltered"? You have no fuckin' idea what you're talking about.

[roosta]

You're saying because I enjoy the attitude and the delivery of a particular line that I don't know hip-hop? And you're saying that people who don't know hip-hop are "sheltered"? You have no fuckin' idea what you're talking about.

in all fairness. its not the best now is it?

[Lex Diamonds]

in all fairness. its not the best now is it?
In retrospect, no it's not. Perhaps what I meant to say was "The manner in which XZibit delivers that humorously mysoginistic lyric brings me a kind of perverse amusement", but I didn't see the need.

In future I will try and be exact and precise with my critique of hip hop lines, so as to avoid all this confusion. Which, I must add, is highly worthwhile and full of point.

[So Ruff]

In retrospect, no it's not. Perhaps what I meant to say was "The manner in which XZibit delivers that humorously mysoginistic lyric brings me a kind of perverse amusement", but I didn't see the need.

In future I will try and be exact and precise with my critique of hip hop lines, so as to avoid all this confusion. Which, I must add, is highly worthwhile and full of point.

Don't fret. It's a fine lyric. A favourite of mine? Nah, but I can understand why it could be a favourite of someone's. This could've been a nice "what's your favourite rap lyric?" thread, and unless you posted something utterly wack, it doesn't really make sense to question your choice.

Excuse any side-taking of mine.

[K-nowledge]

O.K. What makes it "the best hip hop rhyme of all time"?

Is it because desease rhymes really good with knees?
Is it becuase you like rhymes that are demeaning to women?

Please explain 'cuz that's all I get out of that rhyme.

[So Ruff]

O.K. What makes it "the best hip hop rhyme of all time"?

Is it because desease rhymes really good with knees?
Is it becuase you like rhymes that are demeaning to women?

Please explain 'cuz that's all I get out of that rhyme.

In retrospect, no it's not. Perhaps what I meant to say was "The manner in which XZibit delivers that humorously mysoginistic lyric brings me a kind of perverse amusement", but I didn't see the need.

[mickill]

That line isn't even the best Xzibit line, and Xzibit's barely a mediocre lyricist to begin with. So I'd say the line is kinda a long way from warranting its own thread, let alone a thread deeming it the best rhyme ever. I know you've changed your mind since, but what were you thinking making that kind of a statement in the first place? Damn.

And if I remember correctly, you just checked out 2001 for the first time less than 2 months ago. So I'm pretty sure there's a good chance you may not have even heard the best rhyme of all time yet.

[Lex Diamonds]

Stop being uptight, you anal losers. Mike, go and get a colonic. K-nowledge, learn to read. So Ruff, thanks for understanding what I was trying to say. (y)

[Reginald]

"Like masturbation I come solo on this effort"

[laurie_hammy]

People can hear Xzibit when he raps ? I cant understand him. :(

[alexandra]

all i know is that his real name is beautiful as hell; Alvin Nathaniel.

Alvin.

Nathaniel.

Alvin Nathaniel.

yeah...

[Kid Presentable]

all i know is that his real name is beautiful as hell; Alvin Nathaniel.

Alvin.

Nathaniel.

Alvin Nathaniel.

yeah...

I thought his full name was Alvin Simon Theodore.

[alexandra]

you've watched too many cartoons.

[roosta]

the best rhyme of all time is:

In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the Playground is where i spent most of my days

[ASsman]

Hahaha, moron. Anyways honkey, I guess bringing up good lyrics and talking about them isn't possible if those lyrics are in any way un-related with your everyday life....

Hmm, let's see I've gone to school in one of the worsts neighborhoods in Chicago, I've lived in one or another...I've also spent time in my 3rd world home country so I can talk about lyrics about that like RATM and shit... let's see, shutup cracker. God it's simply idiotic to think that we cannot discuss lyrics simply based on subject. Nobody is IMPLYING that they DO ANY OF THIS SHIT, not even the rappers themselves most of the time, if anything they are trying to showoff be bigger than they are, or simply talking about past experiences. Now shutup and listen to your techno.

I think everyone knows whom I'm refering to.

[Kid Presentable]

Hahaha, moron. Anyways honkey, I guess bringing up good lyrics and talking about them isn't possible if those lyrics are in any way un-related with your everyday life....

Hmm, let's see I've gone to school in one of the worsts neighborhoods in Chicago, I've lived in one or another...I've also spent time in my 3rd world home country so I can talk about lyrics about that like RATM and shit... let's see, shutup cracker. God it's simply idiotic to think that we cannot discuss lyrics simply based on subject. Nobody is IMPLYING that they DO ANY OF THIS SHIT, not even the rappers themselves most of the time, if anything they are trying to showoff be bigger than they are, or simply talking about past experiences. Now shutup and listen to your techno.

I think everyone knows whom I'm refering to.

haha. Anyways, I can't call you nigger though, right? I guess claiming ownership to lyrics is just about the gayest thing you could ever do.

I heard 'Beautiful People' and flipped. I started paying real close attention to my grooming, dying my hair and wearing lipstick. I figured that if a musician said a word, I had to do all I could to understand it. Man, my parents were pissed when I sat in that forest blindfolded with shit on my knees.

I think everybody knows you're not a racist, so why don't continue listening to your asshole giving you lifestyle advice?

[Lex Diamonds]

haha. Anyways, I can't call you nigger though, right? I guess claiming ownership to lyrics is just about the gayest thing you could ever do.

I heard 'Beautiful People' and flipped. I started paying real close attention to my grooming, dying my hair and wearing lipstick. I figured that if a musician said a word, I had to do all I could to understand it. Man, my parents were pissed when I sat in that forest blindfolded with shit on my knees.
God it's simply idiotic to think that we cannot discuss lyrics simply based on subject. Nobody is IMPLYING that they DO ANY OF THIS SHIT, not even the rappers themselves most of the time, if anything they are trying to showoff be bigger than they are, or simply talking about past experiences.

[Kid Presentable]

Shut up cracker?

I've never called a woman on here 'bitch'. Just because rappers say those words doesn't make it any 'realer' to me.

If nobody's implying they do it, then why are you saying shit like that Assman?

[mickill]

The theme song to The Sopranos
plays in the key of life, on my, mental piano
Got a strange way of seein life, like I'm
Stevie Wonder with beads under the doo-rag
Intuition is there, even when my vision's impaired, yeah
Knowin I can go, just switchin a spare
On the highway of life, nigga, it's sharp in my sight-Oh!
Keen senses ever since I was a, teen on the benches
everytime somebody like Enus was mentioned
I would turn green, me, bein in the trenches
Him, livin adventureous not worryin about expenditures
I'm bravin temperatures below zero, no hero
No father figure, you gotta pardon a nigga
But I'm starvin my niggas, and the weight loss in my figures
is startin to darken my heart, bout to get to my liver
Watch it my niggas, I'm tryin to be calm but I'm gon' get richer
through any means, with that thing that Malcolm palmed in the picture
Never read the Qur'an or Islamic scriptures
Only psalms I read was on the arms of my niggas
Tattooed, so I carry on like I'm non-religious
Clap who-ever stand between Shawn and figures
Niggas, say it's the dawn, but I'm superstitious
Shit is as dark as it's been, nothin is goin as you predicted
I move with biscuits, stop the heart of niggas actin too suspicious
This is, food for thought, you do the dishes

[Auton]

terrible

[laurie_hammy]

the best rhyme of all time is:

In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the Playground is where i spent most of my days

hahaha

[ASsman]

Shut up cracker?

I've never called a woman on here 'bitch'. Just because rappers say those words doesn't make it any 'realer' to me.

If nobody's implying they do it, then why are you saying shit like that Assman?
What are you talking about? What cracker? I call white people that piss me off cracker, although I should have said honkey in memory of Pryor. Though it's mostly an attempt at a funny. Call most of the my friends crackers when they get on me about being hispanic, but that's a story for another day.

Anyways all I meant to get out which might have gotten lost in the anger filled rant is that , fuck I forgot already. Whatever anyways all you need to shutup about stupid shit that don't even make sense, white niggers.