i've discovered something else that pisses me off

[zorra_chiflada]

and this is particularly relevant to the holiday season.
recently, i have seen on a number of occasions 16 year old girls lining up to sit on santa's knee. and then they get people to take photos with their camera phones. they must think it's "sooo cuuuuute!" or "rlllly funneh!" or something.

[paul jones]

and this is particularly relevant to the holiday season.
recently, i have seen on a number of occasions 16 year old girls lining up to sit on santa's knee. and then they get people to take photos with their camera phones. they must think it's "sooo cuuuuute!" or "rlllly funneh!" or something.

no,it's horrendous

camera phones....I hope they have plenty of radioactiveness in them for future early death of users (y)

get a proper camera for fucks sake!

[QueenAdrock]

WASH97.1 pisses me off. There's like 20 Christmas songs, they're all redone by Jessica Simpson or Justin Timberlake, and they SUCK. They're playing them over and over, 24 hours a day, and the guy I work for insists on having it on for the 8 HOURS I'm at work.

What's worse is those people that have conversation in between verses. Like, in "Let it Snow" they're like "The weather outside is frightful/but the fire inside's delightful...let it snow, let it snow let it snow...." and then right then, the woman's like "WOOOO-EE! You know it's snowin' outside! It's COOOOLD! Do you have your jacket?" and the guy replies "Girl, you know I've got my jacket!" and they both giggle and go back to singing.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[kleptomaniac]

no,it's horrendous

it's ludacris

[zorra_chiflada]

WASH97.1 pisses me off. There's like 20 Christmas songs, they're all redone by Jessica Simpson or Justin Timberlake, and they SUCK. They're playing them over and over, 24 hours a day, and the guy I work for insists on having it on for the 8 HOURS I'm at work.

What's worse is those people that have conversation in between verses. Like, in "Let it Snow" they're like "The weather outside is frightful/but the fire inside's delightful...let it snow, let it snow let it snow...." and then right then, the woman's like "WOOOO-EE! You know it's snowin' outside! It's COOOOLD! Do you have your jacket?" and the guy replies "Girl, you know I've got my jacket!" and they both giggle and go back to singing.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

they play those kind of songs in trendy clothes stores, and the shop assistants sing along like it's "soooo cuuuuute!" or "rlllly funneh!"

[QueenAdrock]

Yeah, I know. I hate people who love this Christmas-song shit. They won't listen to it other times of the year, so that leads me to believe they obviously don't love the songs. But whenever Christmas comes around, let's bust out this shit and pretend we like it because it'll get us in the mood to spend.

I really wanted to murder someone when I heard this duet by probably Mary-Kate and Ashley called "Hey, Santa!" I mean, Jesus Christ.

[Freebasser]

The only Christmas music played round these parts is Slade's Merry Christmas Everybody.

If I hear Noddy Holder shout "IT'S CHRISTMAS" one more time I might kill somebody.

[Kid Presentable]

I always whip out my Analcunt c.d's this time of year.

[tracky]

can anyone help me get my gas oven to light up?

i really want these villis pie & pasty

i turn the knob and press the little zap button but nothing happens

I've already used my 50/50 and phone a friend, so it's time to ask the audience

[Freebasser]

Light a match (lb)

[tracky]

emergency over, you just gotta hold the button for a while. stupid thing

[Freebasser]

Matches have buttons?

[Documad]

I hate almost everything about Christmas. Mostly I hate that teenage boys who work in shops want to give me advice on electronics because they assume I'm buying things for kids, when I am buying said electronics for myself and when I know so much more than teenage boys do.

On the plus side, this year, Starbucks Christmas blend tastes good. Last year, it tasted like dishwater.

[jabumbo]

did you need help picking out a new computer, documad?

[guerillaGardner]

Seeing all the arseholes who hang around in Glasgow Central station really pushes my patience regarding teenage shit. They're all goth/hip hop/metal hybrids and they greet each other loudly and fake affectations which they make sure everyone else in the whole fucking city is aware of. They've got bad dress sense, wear stupid make-up, chase each other around when the place is crowded, stand too close to you and make the campest homosexual on the planet look macho.

They're smug, as though no-one else on the planet knew anything until they appeared on the scene, when in fact they don't know shit.

And the worst thing is - at one time I was one of them.

[QueenAdrock]

Mostly I hate that teenage boys who work in shops want to give me advice on electronics because they assume I'm buying things for kids, when I am buying said electronics for myself and when I know so much more than teenage boys do.

That happens to me when I go to get my oil changed when it's too cold outside to do it myself. The guys recommend all this shit to do to my car and try to explain in dumb terms why I need it done, and I explain to them why some of the things they say I should get are a rip-off, unneeded, or I could do myself. They looked surprised, but just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I don't know shit about cars. (n)

[adam_f]

My dad says he'd like to put up a sign above Santa that says 'Megan's Law Violator' with an arrow pointing down.

For those who don't know, Megan's Law violators are sexual predators.

[b-grrrlie]

I've been working in this really posh department store a couple of weeks now and they keep playing the same record over and over again, same shitty christmas songs, and either the record or the player is crap because it gets stuck all the time. And they can't clean the player or change the record! One customer said she'd been to the store just for an hour and already was fed up with the music and she felt pity for us!

Also selling all this really expensive crap has left my mouth so dry I feel like I don't wanna hear about Christmas for a few years forward! The other day one customer bought Nobel-china porslain (http://www.rorstrand.se/designor/web/rorstrandwww.nsf/pages/CFC83576BB81CB7CC2256CDB0050B9B7!OpenDocument&Expand=1) for 12 people, all the plates, bowls, glasses and everything, that amounts to about quarter of a million SEK and here I'm cooking the cheapest pasta I can find....

On Christmas eve when I've finished working there I might dig up my Christmas specials: Beatles Christmas messages and Phil Spector's Christmas album.

[CrankItUp!]

That happens to me when I go to get my oil changed when it's too cold outside to do it myself. The guys recommend all this shit to do to my car and try to explain in dumb terms why I need it done, and I explain to them why some of the things they say I should get are a rip-off, unneeded, or I could do myself. They looked surprised, but just because I'm a girl doesn't mean I don't know shit about cars. (n)
Yeah, put those shitheads in their place. (y) I've encountered quite a number of females that are more mechanically inclined than their boyfriends/husbands. And I'm talking about some guys that only own a pair of pliers and a screwdriver - I guess their fathers didn't teach them shit or the fathers even before them didn't teach them shit either also = pathetic.

[Reginald]

Santa is dead.