What's wrong with you?

[Kid Presentable]

When I brush my teeth I bleed a lot in the mouth. I have two severely impacted wisdom teeth, and two other crooked ones. Sometimes I can taste the living death of my mouth in my nasal passages.

My lower back is jacked. Bad posture, skateboarding and a job that involves daily lugging of kegs have all got me squinting like I shit my pants at a picnic.

Actually, I sweat like a pervert in a playground during the summer. When I'm forced to wait tables I'm dripping all over people's steaks. I can only offer a look that says: "None of me's on there, honest!"

I think I scratch myself a lot in my sleep, but I can't confirm this.

I'm pale.

Say whatever youse want. I'm not fussed.

[alexandra]

then what's "right" with you?

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HEY! what's wrong with you? you're looking kinda down to me-e... 'cause thing's ain't getting over, listen to what i say; got to turn around, got to turn around...

[Kid Presentable]

I am ugly and I have a big nose. I am also quite skinny and pale.

Yeah, I think I've got that too.

[Kid Presentable]

I've got a big cock, I am a nice guy and very caring and I like the best music.

Snap.

Are you me?

[QueenAdrock]

I pulled my lower back and it won't heal in part because my chest is too big and is straining it further.

And shut up in advance to anyone that says big boobs are a good thing, because majority of the time they're not. (n)

[Kid Presentable]

And shut up in advance to anyone that says big boobs are a good thing, because majority of the time they're not. (n)

Yep. It's the same with a big knob.

[ms.peachy]

Yep. It's the same with a big knob.
Oh, it's not the same at all, I assure you.

[Kid Presentable]

Oh, it's not the same at all, I assure you.

People can't stop staring. I use it to skip lines. I dress 'Low' for job interviews.

Same thing, lady.

[fucktopgirl]

everything is wrong!nop wait there is one good thing,i have nice ears! :D

[jackrock]

athsma
braces
(i think im) pale
when i used to go to a chiropractors a had a lot of "red bars" on that graph thing, know what im sayin?
crappy eyes
:(

[TurdBerglar]

im a fuckn' lunatic. but seems to be what people like about me

[kleptomaniac]

crappy eyes and extreme paleness :o


and my hands get cold all the time. even when it's not cold :confused:



there's more, but i don't have that kind of time :cool:

[jackrock]

^^ spill!

[kleptomaniac]

spill!


i don't have that kind of time :cool:

[QueenAdrock]

Yep. It's the same with a big knob.


I can actually see some bad things about having a big knob. For example, I don't see my boyfriend for about 2 months, so once I do...OUCH. I mean, seriously. It really hurts quite badly, enough that we have to stop. Some people have told me I should just masturbate to stay up to par or whatever, but I don't want to.

Okay I gotta go.

[zorra_chiflada]

i've got fat arms, a chipped tooth and i'm addicted to cigarettes

[Bob]

i chip people's teeth and get them addicted to cigarettes

[mikizee]

i have a cold.

i have 4 impacted wisdom teeth, that should have been taken out ages ago but i cant afford it. theyre pushing all my other teeth out of alignment, they ache all the time, and are putting pressure on my jaw bone.

im nearly 25, and still cant grow a decent beard, moustache, sideburns, or anything. my 14 yr old cousin has a better beard than me.

im too white. i have a condition called aquagenic urticharia, which pretty much means my skin is allergic to water. (no shit). after a long shower or a dip in the pool/sea i get red hives all over my torso and back. it sucks!

hmmm. i def could be a few inches bigger.

[jackrock]

^^ hmm mikizee i can relate your your son! *scratches face!* :p :p

[hitmonlee]

i'm pale but i'm cool with that.

what's wrong with me is that i bite my fingers when i'm tired/nervous/hungry/anxious/bored. the nails are fine, but all the skin around the fingers is fucked. because there are so many open wounds it makes heaps of things hard to do (like washing hair) as often anything that gets in them stings (and i can't have bandaids on every finger). and im embarrassed to show people my hands. yeah its fucked.

and i need to lose 5kg. i can't fit into my work clothes i put on so much weight since, hmm, my last breakup. :/

[TurdBerglar]

im eating ramen right now

[Rawr]

uhh
i have a chronic lung dieses.
half of my right or left lung i dont know didnt develope fully ._. that still makes me cringe the fuck out by the thought of it.
uhh i have sensetive skin, and like kind of still have agg-ze-ma.
im a greasy girl. greasy italian.......till i shower that is :p
i have back pains a lot.
i have "semi" ? B cancer
im really pail
and underweight.
this makes me sound like a little anorexic girl that goes walking around sneezing and coughing and has blackness under the eyes most of the time, but really if you saw me walking down the street you'd think im perfectly healthy :rolleyes:
yaaaah...

[kleptomaniac]

im eating ramen right now

i loves me some ramen :D

[laurie_hammy]

I sweat too much. Cold day, armpits sweating. Shits me.

[Reginald]

I just turned 15 a few days ago. I feel tired. I'm staying home today.

[alexandra]

most of the things mentioned here aren't "wrong", they just need to be worked on.
i have back pains a lot.
im really pail
and underweight.
me too, it's like they go hand in hand... i've been underweight for more than half my life, and often on the border of being anorexic.
since i don't eat all nourishment my body needs, i'm pale and have a weak back/bad posture, which leads to the back pains.

[mp-seventythree]

I have skin that is both dry and oily
I've lost most of my hair (but I quite like that)
I'm short sighted
I have a problem with my lower back
Both my knees are fucked (getting an operation on one of them in February)
Women are always checking out the bulge in my trousers (it's kind of embarrassing)