PDA

View Full Version : doing stand up when you're actually funny....

The Notorious LOL
12-12-2005, 12:52 PM
earns you the respect of the employees of McDonalds of Blaine, a married couple, and various other alcoholics.


I got free beer and about 20 random fucks told me my bit was the shit and I agreed wholeheartedly.
DandyFop
12-12-2005, 12:56 PM
yeah the armpit farting gets 'em everytime!
Echewta
12-12-2005, 01:04 PM
Take my wife, please?
jabumbo
12-12-2005, 01:25 PM
you did stand up in a mcdonalds?
Echewta
12-12-2005, 02:54 PM
That would be pretty great. Just do a routine at McDonalds with a small cup of Orange Drink TM.
Documad
12-12-2005, 03:20 PM
You did stand up in Blaine? :confused:
ET
12-12-2005, 04:50 PM
Awww jeah. You gonna get 2 packets of Sweet & Sour sauce with your Mc Nuggets now. Ziiiiiiiii!
Drederick Tatum
12-12-2005, 04:57 PM
entertaining kids as Ronald Mcdonald is classed as stand-up now?
paul jones
12-12-2005, 04:59 PM
Did they laugh when you told them they were actually eating human remains?
DandyFop
12-12-2005, 05:04 PM
MCNUGGET'S.... ARE....PEOPLE!
paul jones
12-12-2005, 05:09 PM
MCNUGGET'S.... ARE....PEOPLE!

yeah, some bloke told me down the pub
DipDipDive
12-12-2005, 06:10 PM
entertaining kids as Ronald Mcdonald is classed as stand-up now?

I hate Ronald McDonald. :(
The Notorious LOL
12-12-2005, 09:46 PM
no in bloomington, it just happened a bunch of dorks that worked at the mcdonalds in blaine were in the crowd. Hell if i know why.
Freebasser
12-12-2005, 09:52 PM
The fart gags went down well, huh?
The Notorious LOL
12-12-2005, 09:55 PM
yup it was all farts, blowjobs, and some shitty song called "Ya Mums Bum" that Tzar emailed me repeated verbatim sans the thick Aussie accent.
zippo
12-12-2005, 10:00 PM
no in bloomington, it just happened a bunch of dorks that worked at the mcdonalds in blaine were in the crowd. Hell if i know why.

oh

dam

i thought it was a real late night after having gone out, stopped at mcdonalds before going back home with some friends (alcoholics) and started joking around with them while eating, and since it was so late the only other people there listening were the mcdonalds employees and a married couple (he saw a ring)
The Notorious LOL
12-12-2005, 10:02 PM
christ. It was at some club. There was a bunch of drunks, a married couple, and the entire staff of a mcdonalds present.
zippo
12-12-2005, 10:19 PM
alright you need to stop saying mcdonalds