So I'm back.

[ToucanSpam]

Yep. I'm good to go.

[roosta]

THANK FUCK FOR THAT

[Bob]

keep us updated

[ToucanSpam]

Well, I'm currently playing Smackdown Vs. Raw, and breathing oxygen.

[roosta]

Seriously, why did you feel the need to announce your temporary departure and return?

[ToucanSpam]

I don't know.


Just, throw rocks at me...

[cosmo105]

so we wouldn't fret

[Qdrop]

Mike really missed you.
he's been PMing me about it all week.

it was getting creepy.

he said he drew a crude caricature of you and posted in his office, so he could yell at it and belittle it...but it wasn't the same.

[ToucanSpam]

Well, I know how much Mike loves me.



Plus, I could not resist coming back and making an ass of myself.

[DandyFop]

Why do you like it here? Do you appreciate the fact that many of the people sincenerly dislike you/make fun of you? Are you really that light-hearted? Or do you have honest psychological issues?

[mickill]

Come on. Nobody sincerely dislikes him, I'm sure. Seriously.

But that psychological issues thing cracked me up.

[ToucanSpam]

Many of the people here dislike ToucanSpam, not me personally. I don't blame them, I hate him too.


Plus, really, who else is going to take the heat?

[cosmo105]

to the playoffs? SHAQ!!!

[kll]

ToucanSpam isn't REAL???

[cosmo105]

it was all a beautiful, bittersweet dream

[ToucanSpam]

I'm about as real as your sense of direction in life, kll.

[TurdBerglar]

why don't you embrace your douchebagerry

[kll]

I'm about as real as your sense of direction in life, kll.


I'm kind of confused... not sure if this is a compliment or a put down...

[cosmo105]

I'm about as real as your sense of direction in life, kll.
that was really, really bad. seriously. that sucked.

[ToucanSpam]

why don't you embrace your douchebagerry
I'm pretty sure I am right now...

[TurdBerglar]

does it feel good

[ToucanSpam]

I'm not sure yet.

[Qdrop]

oh Toucan Toucan Toucan...

the consumate board jester...


dance for us ....DANCE!!!

[ToucanSpam]

I can't dance, I have two left feet.

[cj hood]

Many of the people here dislike ToucanSpam, not me personally.


either way, it's embarrassing...

[ToucanSpam]

Since I will never meet any of you, it's not embarassing.


Turd's philosophy is kind right on....

[TurdBerglar]

what philiosophy?

my who gives a fuck philosophy?

[ToucanSpam]

yes. That one.

[Kid Presentable]

TWISM! Shaq has risen!

[jabumbo]

lets just go do the super bowl shuffle

[QueenAdrock]

I don't get it. Where'd you go.

[Kid Presentable]

I don't get it. Where'd you go.

*snickers like Ernie*

[Loppfessor]

Thank Jeebus

[Auton]

this thread is pathetic.

[QueenAdrock]

Someone help me out here, seriously. Was it a "I'll be gone for a week" thing or "I'm leaving forever" thing? Because seriously, there's a few people that aren't going to leave here for many, many years based on post-count alone, and uh, yeah.

Hi, Toucan. :)

[marsdaddy]

I'm about as real as your sense of direction in life, kll.I think he's saying kll is really a man! :eek:

So, are you staying past 10,000 posts, too?

Do you have an alias?

Do your friends make fun of you?

[QueenAdrock]

I know that Wayne makes fun of me for having over 3,000 posts.


...except replace "makes fun of" with "is really concerned about"

[ToucanSpam]

The long and short of it was


Best friend totalled his car.
Scared the shit out of me, posted stupid thread.
Week of exams.
End of week of exams, posted another stupid thread.


I can't help but laugh at how dumb I am on this board. It's just funny.

[Kid Presentable]

The long and short of it was


Best friend totalled his car.
Scared the shit out of me, posted stupid thread.
Week of exams.
End of week of exams, posted another stupid thread.


I can't help but laugh at how dumb I am on this board. It's just funny.

I'm pretty open to the idea that your account is shared by many people who conspire on the most ludicrous shit imaginable. I'm probably wrong, but it would make sense.

[ToucanSpam]

oh, there are many faces of ToucanSpam. He's a skitzo.

[Kid Presentable]

oh, there are many faces of ToucanSpam. He's a skitzo.

I think Turd, Qdrop, kll and mickill have all played with the Toucanspam persona intermittently. I'm believing less and less that you exist. You are a deity in the word of the alias.

[TurdBerglar]

man fuck you

[Beastie's Boy]

what the fuck are you all talking about.?

[Tzar]

I can't help but laugh at how dumb I am on this board. It's just funny.
that's something Rick (young ones) would say ^^


*Zack De La Rocha-styles UGGGH!*

[Medellia]

that's something Rick (young ones) would say ^^
"Only pop music can save us now!"

Sup, Patt.

[roosta]

I can't help but laugh at how dumb I am on this board. It's just funny.

its many things. funny is not one of them

[Tzar]

its many things. funny is not one of them
hahaha (y)

[yeahwho]

Your back? From Brokeback Mountain?

How was it?

[Qdrop]

I think Turd, Qdrop, kll and mickill have all played with the Toucanspam persona intermittently. I'm believing less and less that you exist. You are a deity in the word of the alias.

shit, the gig is up.

you're pretty quick, Kid.

[ToucanSpam]

Come on people, let it go....

[hpdrifter]

Mike really missed you.
he's been PMing me about it all week.

it was getting creepy.

he said he drew a crude caricature of you and posted in his office, so he could yell at it and belittle it...but it wasn't the same.

Ha ha, thanks for cracking me up. I am at work 2 hours earlier than normal today and I'm sleepy.

[kll]

shit, the gig is up.

you're pretty quick, Kid.


godammmm, i figured we would've gotten away with this for a lot longer...

[Qdrop]

godammmm, i figured we would've gotten away with this for a lot longer...

well, anyway...that "accident" thread was my doing...

but Kll totally took over for the "im back" thread...

i guess it's mike's turn now...

i wonder what he'll do next?

[synch]

Is it just me or did his little hiatus coincide more or less with the arrival and departure of blondesomething?