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mickill
12-13-2005, 02:59 PM
Who do you think would win in a fight between Teen Wolf and The Karate Kid?
My money's on Teen Wolf, man. This guy I work with is saying The Karate Kid would win. I say Teen Wolf would tear Daniel-san a new vagina. I honestly don't mean that in a sexist way, I just think that Daniel fights like a girl.
ToucanSpam
12-13-2005, 03:04 PM
Karate Kid would win. What with the training. Teen Wolf just looks scary.
I don't think Daniel fights like a girl, but Teen Wolf would have easily kicked his ass. First he would scare the shit out of Daniel asking him for a keg of beer all red eyed and shit. Second...the ups that homepiss had when dunking the ball shows his powerful legs that could overpower any crane kick from anyone besides Spud Webb.
No Contest.
mickill,
did you start this thread to win over TS yet again?
Qdrop
12-13-2005, 03:06 PM
clearly teenwolf.
unless Daniel had a dog whistle...
now a REAL fight would be Teen Wolf vs. all of Cobra Kai....
DandyFop
12-13-2005, 03:06 PM
Are we talking Michael J. Fox Teen Wolf or Jason Bateman Teen Wolf?
ToucanSpam
12-13-2005, 03:07 PM
What's with the high opinion of Teen Wolf?
bigblu89
12-13-2005, 03:08 PM
That's a tough one. There's a lot of parameters to discuss before I could make a decision.
Is it a sanctioned/organized fight, or just a street fight?
Are we talking No Holds Barred?
Is it Teen Wolf, or Teen Wolf Too?
And which Karate Kid is it? Young Inexperience Daniel-San from KK1, or even able to beat Bad Boy Mike Barnes KK3?
I need parameters.
Qdrop
12-13-2005, 03:08 PM
What's with the high opinion of Teen Wolf?
dude, he's a WEREWOLF!! hellooooooo!!
Are we talking Michael J. Fox Teen Wolf or Jason Bateman Teen Wolf?
I was saying Michael J Fox. But Jason Bateman Teen Wolf is even a better case for hairy wolf kicking ass....he was a fucking boxing wolf (right?).
bigblu89
12-13-2005, 03:09 PM
clearly teenwolf.
unless Daniel had a dog whistle...
now a REAL fight would be Teen Wolf vs. all of Cobra Kai....
If old man Myagi can beat up all of Cobra Kai, what makes you think Teen Wolf couldn't?
DandyFop
12-13-2005, 03:10 PM
Yes. There is an awesome scene in TW Too when he sings "Do You love Me" and all these creepy thunder thigh ladies are dancing. One of them is in purple pants that look like they are painted on, and she does a high kick and you can...pretty much see EVERYTHING.
So if TW had the Vag-Kick Lady with him, they'd definetly win.
Sarky Devotchka
12-13-2005, 03:13 PM
yeah, but I think the real question is who would win in a fight between orginal Teenwolf Stiles and Teenwolf II Stiles? Stiles II is Boner from Growing Pains. ehh, but then again, sometimes OG Stiles is a gay guy on Will and Grace.
I say boner.
DandyFop
12-13-2005, 03:15 PM
PS. LOL MICKILL CAN'T SPELL
mickill
12-13-2005, 03:15 PM
That's a tough one. There's a lot of parameters to discuss before I could make a decision.
Is it a sanctioned/organized fight, or just a street fight?
Are we talking No Holds Barred?
Is it Teen Wolf, or Teen Wolf Too?
And which Karate Kid is it? Young Inexperience Daniel-San from KK1, or even able to beat Bad Boy Mike Barnes KK3?
I need parameters.
I'm glad you asked, #2. This would be a no holds barred street fight, of course. So Danny boy wouldn't be hiding behind any whistles. We're talking MJF, not JB. And we're talking KKI through to KKIII, no Hilary Swank.
mickill
12-13-2005, 03:18 PM
PS. LOL MICKILL CAN'T SPELL
It was worse before. I had two o's at first. This is already the amended version, TAL. I mean, cos. I mean, douchebag.
mickill
12-13-2005, 03:24 PM
yeah, but I think the real question is who would win in a fight between orginal Teenwolf Stiles and Teenwolf II Stiles? Stiles II is Boner from Growing Pains. ehh, but then again, sometimes OG Stiles is a gay guy on Will and Grace.
I say boner.
Yeah, Boner would whip that fake Judd Nelson's ass, for sure.
yeah, but I think the real question is who would win in a fight between orginal Teenwolf Stiles and Teenwolf II Stiles? Stiles II is Boner from Growing Pains. ehh, but then again, sometimes OG Stiles is a gay guy on Will and Grace.
I say boner.
anyone remember how boner's dad's name was "sylvester stabbone"? rigoddamndiculous.
and OG stiles would win...only because he had the "coolest" shirts.
I think it's weird that a Jason Bateman and Justine Bateman thread are touching each other...
I think it's weird that a Jason Bateman and Justine Bateman thread are touching each other...
thats borderline incest. but not really, depending on where they are touching.
roosta
12-13-2005, 05:56 PM
Hmm...
How about a Teen Wolf / Karate Kid Survivor Series type thing going down
Id like to see Miagi AND teen wolf's dad team up against Reese (head of Cobra Kai) and the horrible principal from Teen Wolf (although he was a pussy, with no fighting skills and he pissed himself)
OR
maybe, the HALLOWEEN DANCE from Karate Kid VS the PROM DANCE from Teen Wolf.....
OR OR OR
Karate Kid's BIKE VS the WOLF MOBILE
the possibilities are endless.
NO NO NO I HAVE IT NOW>.......
THE COBRA KAI VS THE DRAGONS (the evil basket ball team) in a NO HOLDS BARRED BATTLE to see who is the most EVIL SPORTS OPPONENTS in HISTORY . (a title held bythe Nazi's in Escape to Victory)
DandyFop
12-13-2005, 05:58 PM
Van Surfing contest and...uh..
I never saw Karate Kid.
roosta
12-13-2005, 06:00 PM
Van Surfing contest and...uh..
I never saw Karate Kid.
AND DANIEL SOLOING THE SOCCER BALL ON THE BEACH!
jackrock
12-13-2005, 06:23 PM
AAARRROOOOOOO!!! teen wolf... he would just feast on the karate kid (y)
fucktopgirl
12-13-2005, 06:26 PM
karate girl beat both their ass!
marsdaddy
12-13-2005, 08:45 PM
Kevin Bacon in Footloose! Hands down.
avignon
12-14-2005, 06:02 AM
Who do you think would win in a fight between Teen Wolf and The Karate Kid?
My money's on Teen Wolf, man. This guy I work with is saying The Karate Kid would win. I say Teen Wolf would tear Daniel-san a new vagina. I honestly don't mean that in a sexist way, I just think that Daniel fights like a girl.
Eric Stoltz.
mickill
12-14-2005, 12:26 PM
Eric Stoltz.
In Mask?
Marsdad, you high, bruh. You high.
Kid Presentable
12-14-2005, 12:29 PM
Daniel san got that 'Superman' shit going on. Could take a clawing from TW and then bust up his leg, set up the crane-kick and punt the dog out of there.
The crowd would hate it, but they'll hate even more when it happens to mickill.
Daniel San>mickill
Medellia
12-15-2005, 01:48 AM
Yes. There is an awesome scene in TW Too when he sings "Do You love Me" and all these creepy thunder thigh ladies are dancing. One of them is in purple pants that look like they are painted on, and she does a high kick and you can...pretty much see EVERYTHING.
So if TW had the Vag-Kick Lady with him, they'd definetly win.
Hahahahaha! :D (y)
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