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ciaobellaOX
12-14-2005, 04:33 PM
Does anyone still talk to that little dude?
beastiegirrl101
12-14-2005, 04:37 PM
haha, you suck.

ATTN: BBMBers...my ciaobella is XO not OX....

ALIAIS allert. But i know who it is anyway. Not that any of you care.
CiaoBellaXO
12-14-2005, 04:39 PM
yo.
CiaoBella
12-14-2005, 04:41 PM
and yo.
DandyFop
12-14-2005, 04:49 PM
As long as they don't ask to hang out with you, it's okay though right?
TAL
12-14-2005, 04:49 PM
Hello there, my avatars.
mickill
12-14-2005, 04:53 PM
That guy was such a midget fairy. I bet he gets robbed by young rebellious tween girls on his way to his pilates classes. I wouldn't be at all surprised if he's got an autographed advanced copy of Kevin Federline's album either. Too bad he got banned for posting pictures of himself fellating a duck, though. He made ToucanSpam seem like the Fonz. He'd make a better punching bag. I bet he's somewhere drinking an old man's stale urine out of a sippy cup, with his little elf hands. Wish he was here....
beastiegirrl101
12-14-2005, 04:53 PM
As long as they don't ask to hang out with you, it's okay though right?

lol, thats great. (y)
roosta
12-14-2005, 05:11 PM
KOR was funny
mickill
12-14-2005, 05:20 PM
KOR was funny
If by "funny" you're referring to his appearance and his fondness for Ricky Martin paraphernalia, then yes, I agree with you.
kll
12-14-2005, 05:22 PM
KOR will be happy to know then that Ricky Martin is going on tour in January... just sayin'...
mickill
12-14-2005, 05:29 PM
Happy? He'll be be ecstatic! In fact, I'm sure he'll be wildy humping his hand in anticipation of attending another amazing Ricky show for months.
kll
12-14-2005, 05:32 PM
I'm kinda surprised. He always seemed to be into the asians over any other race...
fucktopgirl
12-14-2005, 05:33 PM
is KOR is the cousin or brother of mystic blond?
roosta
12-14-2005, 05:38 PM
wait a minute, who is ciabello OX or XO?

is it beastgrrrrlll1010101?
TAL
12-14-2005, 05:42 PM
CiaoBella, CiaoBellaXO and beastiegirrl101 are the same.
fucktopgirl
12-14-2005, 05:43 PM
maybe ciaobella is the feminine side of mickill!
roosta
12-14-2005, 05:46 PM
maybe ciaobella is the feminine side of mickill!

oh


my



god



i think youve cracked it!
kll
12-14-2005, 05:48 PM
oh


my



god



i think youve cracked it!

this has been known for weeks. maybe even months...
roosta
12-14-2005, 05:50 PM
this has been known for weeks. maybe even months...

on average im about 5 weeks behind major board developments
kll
12-14-2005, 05:52 PM
you need to join the board newsletter... NO, not the beastieboys.com one... the REAL one...
fucktopgirl
12-14-2005, 05:56 PM
you need to join the board newsletter... NO, not the beastieboys.com one... the REAL one...


fuck i wanna join it! :D
kll
12-14-2005, 06:00 PM
fuck i wanna join it! :D

PM all your contact info to roosta... he'll take good care of you...
roosta
12-14-2005, 06:01 PM
PM all your contact info to roosta... he'll take good care of you...

i have the key to the secret which unveils the mystery of the riddle, which uncovers the enigma of the board.
kll
12-14-2005, 06:05 PM
i have the key to the secret which unveils the mystery of the riddle, which uncovers the enigma of the board.
you should give it to fucktopgirl and see what she does with it...
monkey
12-14-2005, 06:18 PM
i have the key to the secret which unveils the mystery of the riddle, which uncovers the vagina of the board.


that's how i read it. then i read it again, to double check. i was disappointed.
roosta
12-14-2005, 06:21 PM
that's how i read it. then i read it again, to double check. i was disappointed.

i could still go back and edit it......but im kind of tired.
fucktopgirl
12-14-2005, 06:27 PM
i have the key to the secret which unveils the mystery of the riddle, which uncovers the enigma of the board.


yea,give me the key!!! :D
TurdBerglar
12-14-2005, 07:23 PM
yeah

kor was funny and shit
ciaobellaOX
12-14-2005, 07:24 PM
For a dwarf?
TurdBerglar
12-14-2005, 07:29 PM
aren't most dwarfs/midgets/little people hilarious? have you ever looked at a midget and not laughed?
fucktopgirl
12-14-2005, 07:35 PM
no!
jabumbo
12-14-2005, 07:35 PM
on the contrary...

many dwarfs are very anal and get pissed about everything
TurdBerglar
12-14-2005, 07:36 PM
on the contrary...

many dwarfs are very anal and get pissed about everything


that's what's funny...
fucktopgirl
12-14-2005, 07:50 PM
on the contrary...

many dwarfs are very anal and get pissed about everything


is not because youre anal that everybody is man!?
TurdBerglar
12-14-2005, 07:51 PM
wait


so im a man becuase jabumbo is anal
fucktopgirl
12-14-2005, 07:53 PM
euh,,maybe! if you want to!

wait what :confused: :D
ciaobellaOX
12-15-2005, 10:42 AM
Because of my wonderment I had a dream about dwarves last night.
beastiegirrl101
12-15-2005, 10:52 AM
CiaoBella, CiaoBellaXO and beastiegirrl101 are the same.

thats really none of your business.
TAL
12-15-2005, 10:55 AM
How so?
mickill
12-15-2005, 11:03 AM
It's TAL's business to know everything, actually, thankyouverymuch.
mickill
12-15-2005, 11:07 AM
By the way, KOR's just your typical transgender dwarf with a Schwarzenegger accent, helium voice and bad complexion; he probably carries around a miniature pincher in his Old Navy tote bag and listens to Enya on his ipod while getting Brazilian waxes.
fucktopgirl
12-15-2005, 11:08 AM
damn,what do you put in your coffee!
beastieangel01
12-15-2005, 01:33 PM
By the way, KOR's just your typical transgender dwarf with a Schwarzenegger accent, helium voice and bad complexion; he probably carries around a miniature pincher in his Old Navy tote bag and listens to Enya on his ipod while getting Brazilian waxes.

mickill just killed any thoughts of KOR being funny with this.

fin.
The Notorious LOL
12-15-2005, 01:44 PM
whatever happened to Lobster Prize?
LOBSTER PRIZE!
12-15-2005, 01:45 PM
Im right here! ;)
The Notorious LOL
12-15-2005, 01:45 PM
hi handsome ;)
TAL
12-15-2005, 01:46 PM
That's comedy!
cosmo105
12-15-2005, 01:59 PM
he always made me so uncomfortable.
mickill
12-15-2005, 02:20 PM
Who did?
cosmo105
12-15-2005, 02:24 PM
walt. wally. walter. walterino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
mickill
12-15-2005, 02:30 PM
Oh, yeah, psssh, obviously. Duh. Sorry. I'm slow today. You know how Fridays are.

By the way, I need to get something off my chest. KOR and kll have an illegitimate bastard love child together. There. I said it.

They conceived the child the night of their first and only date together; a candlelit dinner at the Olive Garden. Following their shared appetizer portion of calamari, as kll polished off her 6th glass of the house red, KOR leaned forward from his booster seat and decided to try and seize the opportunity to seduce the drunken kll with his helium voice and Schwarzenegger accent. He put his infantlike hands on hers and searched for her nearest erogenous zone, of which there are literally thousands. And before they knew it, they were making sweet love in the handicap bathroom. kll asked me not to tell anyone about this, but I feel that KOR should know. So if anybody knows how to get a hold of him, please let him know that his 4 year old son Shaquanda has his eyes. And his height.
cosmo105
12-15-2005, 02:32 PM
i love you.
mickill
12-15-2005, 02:33 PM
<1+2
kll
12-15-2005, 04:04 PM
all of you.
fucktopgirl
12-15-2005, 04:15 PM
hey, not me co 'mon!








by the way wtf is your avatar,cannot really see!Like a painting? :D
marsdaddy
12-15-2005, 04:22 PM
So wait...is ToucanSpam a KOR alias?
King of Rock $
06-02-2006, 02:56 PM
Whats up?
Drederick Tatum
06-02-2006, 06:01 PM
what is up is that you've been getting owned for the last two pages...
King of Rock $
06-02-2006, 06:06 PM
Not at all my man. If I said "Drederick Tatum is a moron and 40 years old" I wouldn't be "owning" you either. I'd just be making stuff up. Except for the moron part. That would be true.

Mythago tells me you can't hold your liquor by the way.
Drederick Tatum
06-03-2006, 05:40 PM
so you're saying you're not a dwarf?
King of Rock $
06-04-2006, 07:17 AM
I'm not even the shortest guy on this board...