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avignon
12-15-2005, 05:48 AM
I am the oldest, fattest, and ugliest person on this message board. No, on the entire internet.

I'm also, retarded, pathetic, I have alot of cats, and I'm a smelly Indian.
synch
12-15-2005, 05:50 AM
<69
TAL
12-15-2005, 05:53 AM
Is that rice pudding?
avignon
12-15-2005, 05:57 AM
I don't know, but I'm sure it's fattening.
discopants
12-15-2005, 06:14 AM
On the positive side, Celeste Avignon is the name of a Bond girl.
My name Jared, and no fucker can spell it :mad: .
Yorkshire~Rose
12-15-2005, 06:39 AM
I am the oldest, fattest, and ugliest person on this message board. No, on the entire internet.

I'm also, retarded, pathetic, I have alot of cats, and I'm a smelly Indian.

I'm having none of that. 32 year olds unite! :D

(although technically you are a few months older than me.. ;) )
yeahwho
12-15-2005, 06:48 AM
I am the oldest, fattest, and ugliest person on this message board. No, on the entire internet.

I'm also, retarded, pathetic, I have alot of cats, and I'm a smelly Indian.
I have the feeling your very exotic and Goddess like. Your beauty holds no bounds and your so striking it makes men go crazy and puts women on edge.

Cheers!
synch
12-15-2005, 06:53 AM
All true <70
avignon
12-15-2005, 07:37 AM
On the positive side, Celeste Avignon is the name of a Bond girl.
My name Jared, and no fucker can spell it :mad: .
Ok, my favorite Bond girl name is Holly Goodhead.

2nd favorite, Plenty O'Toole.

Honorable mention, Pussy Galore.
ericlee
12-15-2005, 10:11 AM
eh, if it makes you feel better, I can grow a beer gut within 5 days if I don't exercise and that is if I eat healthy. I've got a full head of hair but somehow managed to have a combover. I'm also 33 and I've got so much of baby face that I can't grow hair on my cheeks. I've tried to grow a mustache but 4 hairs on the left side and 18 on the right just dont get it.

Fuck yeah, old fat and ugly rule. If your toenails look like pork rinds, you've got some serious issues though.
ToucanSpam
12-15-2005, 10:23 AM
Avignon is in the top 10 best posters. Who cares if she's smelly and fat.... ;)
roosta
12-15-2005, 10:25 AM
Avignon is in the top 10 best posters. Who cares if she's smelly and fat.... ;)

where would that place you?
TAL
12-15-2005, 10:25 AM
She's actually #40 at the moment.
ToucanSpam
12-15-2005, 10:27 AM
where would that place you?

Well that's my own personal top 10, I'm not included in that list.



And I don't give a shit where anyone else puts me on their list.
kll
12-15-2005, 10:37 AM
I am the oldest, fattest, and ugliest person on this message board. No, on the entire internet.

I'm also, retarded, pathetic, I have alot of cats, and I'm a smelly Indian.


It looks like you've had a great year. I hope 2006 is even better for you...
synch
12-15-2005, 10:52 AM
She's actually #40 at the moment.
Best posters, not most prolific. Quality, not quantity man.
discopants
12-16-2005, 03:33 AM
I am the oldest, fattest, and ugliest person on this message board. No, on the entire internet.

I'm also, retarded, pathetic, I have alot of cats, and I'm a smelly Indian.

The rest I can handle but CATS??!!

Ok, my favorite Bond girl name is Holly Goodhead.

2nd favorite, Plenty O'Toole.

Honorable mention, Pussy Galore.

Penelope Smallbone- hee hee