LOVE/HATE

[Nuzzolese]

Some people I love hating, or hate loving, or am just fascinated by in ways I can't understand because I probably wouldn't like this person in person. (the last group being the kind I just like observing, but don't want anything to do with personally)


Turdberglar, Psyzmacgrafs, TAL, Loppfessor, Echewta, Heiress

I hate how fascinated I am with Turdberglar...it's just so predictable that I would be interested in what he's talking about. I can't explain it.

I hate loving Echewta and being fascinated by Heiress because they're frustratingly laid back about themselves.

I love hating on Psyz

Qdrop I hate/love so much I didn't even want to give him the satisfaction of adding him to the list

TAL gives me the heebie jeebies but I can't look away

Lopp I love hating. What a jerk! But I say it with a smile

[abcdefz]

....kinda got that Rev. Harry Powell thing goin' there, don'tcha?

[TurdBerglar]

sounds like a crush, nuzzo



show me your tits

[TAL]

Hey! Change it back.

[Bob]

i either love hating toucanspam, or hate loving hating him, i can't even tell anymore

[avignon]

I hate that I am fascinated by the ongoing saga of Beth and Dr. Deaf

and I have never been able to figure out why afronaut is cool, so I read his posts but rarely get it.

and a lot of times I want to go back and edit DS's posts for his own good because i see the empending doom that he never sees coming. But then it never bothers him either so kudos.

And I so bad want jabumbo and that one chick to admit that they are in love with each other that I can't stop reading their little verbal spats.

[TurdBerglar]

i love bob


we should get our hair braided together. i don't mean at the same time. but like our hair should intertwine with one another's

[Echewta]

Thank you Nuzz. When next you are out, please ring me up. We'll do cocoa or perhaps some naan bread.

[roosta]

^ hahahaha

i dont know enough about any of you to warrant a love or a hate situation.

[Nuzzolese]

and a lot of times I want to go back and edit DS's posts for his own good because i see the empending doom that he never sees coming. But then it never bothers him either so kudos.


A few weeks ago I would have said so, not so much anymore.

[Nuzzolese]

Thank you Nuzz. When next you are out, please ring me up. We'll do cocoa or perhaps some naan bread.

And Skye will be there? That's another chink in the love, and by chink I don't mean anything racist.

[TurdBerglar]

i hate how much i love fucking with you assholes

[Nuzzolese]

sounds like a crush, nuzzo



show me your tits

Whoa. I almost did but stopped myself.

[Qdrop]

my Love/hates: toucan, zippo, digi, ace42...plenty more, i need to think.

just hate: Lopp, cosmo, skye, AZ

[roosta]

how can you hate cos?

[Nuzzolese]

Oh yeah, and DIGI and cmute rhyme. W.T.F. Who are these people? love hate by way of confusion overriding my judgement

[Nuzzolese]

I love zippo and cosmo

I hate skye and toucan

[mickill]

I hate that I am fascinated by the ongoing saga of Beth and Dr. Deaf

and I have never been able to figure out why afronaut is cool, so I read his posts but rarely get it.
When was the last time you read the board, 2004? Ongoing saga of Beth and Dr. Deaf? afronaut?

[cosmo105]

i don't hate anyone per se, because hate's a pretty strong word and really does require a lot of effort. but hating on someone is a different story, and that's just a hell of a lot of fun to do. i can't say there's anyone in particular on this board that i really enjoy hating on, though. sorry guys :(

p.s. i love you too nuzz

[Qdrop]

how can you hate cos?

dude....

[Nuzzolese]

i don't hate anyone per se, because hate's a pretty strong word and really does require a lot of effort. but hating on someone is a different story, and that's just a hell of a lot of fun to do. i can't say there's anyone in particular on this board that i really enjoy hating on, though. sorry guys :(

p.s. i love you too nuzz

damnit, woman by HATE I mean hate ON and by LOVE I mean enjoy

but LOVE/HATE sounds better and more familiar than thoroughly take delight in/hate on

[TurdBerglar]

my feet smell like vinegar

[cosmo105]

ahh.

does this mean you don't love me?

please don't say it does. because we could be SO. HAPPY.

[Nuzzolese]

ahh.

does this mean you don't love me?

please don't say it does. because we could be SO. HAPPY.

I thought we were happy!

[Echewta]

And Skye will be there? That's another chink in the love, and by chink I don't mean anything racist.

She may or may not be. I'm not sure how she feels about Indian food. You could find her facinating if you were to meet her.
Perhaps I should ask Heiress to come along though I'm afraid we might bore you. We often get together just to sit in Barnes and Noble to read for hours and drink hot beverages while never talking to each other unless to show a picture we find ammusing or to discuss a word whose meaning escapes us.

[Nuzzolese]

She may or may not be. I'm not sure how she feels about Indian food. You could find her facinating if you were to meet her.
Perhaps I should ask Heiress to come along though I'm afraid we might bore you. We often get together just to sit in Barnes and Noble to read for hours and drink hot beverages while never talking to each other unless to show a picture we find ammusing or to discuss a word whose meaning escapes us.

May or may not be? If that's your answer then mine is no.
I work at Barnes and Noble part time, after my day job. I hope you guys don't leave piles of books and magazines lying around when you leave. You know someone has to put all of that away between helping bitches find shit and answering phones. Then you guys stay until closing time and after you saunter out I have to go clean up your stuff and stay until mdnight.

[TAL]

So is it love or hate for me?

[Nuzzolese]

So is it love or hate for me?

I hate you and I love it.

[cosmo105]

they get an important phone call right in the middle of reading some Nietsche and have to run RIGHT NOW to go somewhere VERY IMPORTANT and they are SO SORRY could you please hold all of these for a mister E. Chewta and he'll be back as soon as is humanly possible to pick them up but you know those motherfuckers will never be back.

[TAL]

I hate you and I love it.

Alright.

[TurdBerglar]

tal was better when he spoke in riddles

[Nuzzolese]

they get an important phone call right in the middle of reading some Nietsche and have to run RIGHT NOW to go somewhere VERY IMPORTANT and they are SO SORRY could you please hold all of these for a mister E. Chewta and he'll be back as soon as is humanly possible to pick them up but you know those motherfuckers will never be back.

That fucker. Ooops, I'm so sorry, we had to box those books up and send them back to the distributor, they're no longer available in stores. Try Amazon. My only weapons are passive aggression and open displays of contempt.

[Echewta]

May or may not be? If that's your answer then mine is no.
I work at Barnes and Noble part time, after my day job. I hope you guys don't leave piles of books and magazines lying around when you leave. You know someone has to put all of that away between helping bitches find shit and answering phones. Then you guys stay until closing time and after you saunter out I have to go clean up your stuff and stay until mdnight.

Dont be mad at us for taking advantage of the couches and chairs that your employer provides for us to read their goods. I see no sign that says not to do the very acts you are complaining about. If you are refereing to us being bitches, I hope that was more directed at Heiress than me. She's the one that leaves the coffee cup near the chair while I dispose of mine properly in a waste container.
Your answer is no? What a pity! It seems our diner conversation will never take place.

[Nuzzolese]

You take rude advantage of the comforts my employer provides for you. You're in a store in public, why would you need 20 magazines at a time and a huge stack of books all at once? Why would you take your shoes off and lounge around like you would in your own living room and leave the kind of mess you wouldn't leave anywhere else? When you go shopping for clothes do you leave massive piles of unwanted pants and shirts on the dressing room floor? Oh, well, the employees are there to clean it up that's their job. When you go to a restaurant, do you leave food all over the tables and make yourself at home by putting your feet on the table and spreading out and hanging around for hours just because there's no sign saying specifically not to? The bitches aren't you, the bitches are the bitchy ladies who are rude and snap at me when I'm customer service-ing them.

I love hating some customers

Yeah yeah, it may not be you and skye and heiress, I'm just taking it out on you

[HEIRESS]

pffft coffee is for suckers

hot chocolate with whipped cream that I scoop out with my fingers before it melts away is the way to go

chewie and I are being lumped together cause we are so west coast that it hurts
hurts to walk even ROLL OUT...ROLL OUT

is any of this making sense, ive been going to sleep at 11 pm and wakin up at 2:30 am to work 12 hour shifts all week
im scaring fellow co-workers with my lack of cognition
ive been wearing the same pants for four days straight
ive become addicted to microwave chicken taquitos from costco
and mint tea

umm Im reticently takin this thread as a compliment nuzzo, and I will continue to enjoy or tiptoeing around one another interspersed with bouts of mad literal making out sessions thrown in once inna while for good measure
im content with our e-lationship yep yep
:D

[Nuzzolese]

Hey Nuzz, since you work at B&N, can you tell why the magazines that have dolphins on them are all sticky?

Girls don't typically projectile jizz out in front of them, you amateur.

[Echewta]

I care not about your feelings towards other establishments where you dont work at and can't see how Heiress and I behave ourselves. What makes you think that the huge stack of reading materiels belong to us and not those before us or the lazy employees who didn't clean the area up the night before? Just because I'm reading Highlights and there is a stack of muscle magazines next to my couch, doesn't mean they belong to me.

[beastiegirrl101]

Girls don't typically projectile jizz out in front of them, you amateur.

maybe you're the amateur then. ;)

[Echewta]

hot chocolate with whipped cream that I scoop out with my fingers before it melts away is the way to go:D

Wicked woman. One reason I don't want a hot chocolate bar in the place I may or may not open.

[Nuzzolese]

maybe you're the amateur then. ;)

Nasty freak!

[Qdrop]

maybe you're the amateur then. ;)

oh no YOU DIDN'T!!!

[beastiegirrl101]

Nasty freak!

Hey, I'm not the one who lives in Peoria.

[HEIRESS]

Wicked woman. One reason I don't want a hot chocolate bar in the place I may or may not open.

:(

Im on a quest for the best mug o'chocolate ever though
you could be my zelda or something

[Nuzzolese]

I care not about your feelings towards other establishments where you dont work at and can't see how Heiress and I behave ourselves. What makes you think that the huge stack of reading materiels belong to us and not those before us or the lazy employees who didn't clean the area up the night before? Just because I'm reading Highlights and there is a stack of muscle magazines next to my couch, doesn't mean they belong to me.

Oh I know what belongs to whom, and furthermore we would not be allowed to leave a ess the night before, we stay until it's clean. One minute you shamleessly take advantage of the establisment's hospitality and the next you are suggesting that you are doing no such thing. I just think it's impolite to be in public acting like that and making a mess.

[Sarky Devotchka]

I always try to put things back where I found them.

[Echewta]

:(

Im on a quest for the best mug o'chocolate ever though
you could be my zelda or something

I've found some of the best hot chocolate. Its true. One place is in London. Two places here in L.A. Call me, we'll do chocolate. You don't even need the magic flute.

[Echewta]

Oh I know what belongs to whom, and furthermore we would not be allowed to leave a ess the night before, we stay until it's clean. One minute you shamleessly take advantage of the establisment's hospitality and the next you are suggesting that you are doing no such thing. I just think it's impolite to be in public acting like that and making a mess.

Again dear woman, this is Heiress making the mess, not me.

[Nuzzolese]

Hey, I'm not the one who lives in Peoria.

What's wrong with Peoria? You Chicago snobs.

[Nuzzolese]

I always try to put things back where I found them.

If you leave a few books out, no biggie. Maybe you forgot where you got them. I just hate when people leave huge piles and they stay late so we can't even begin cleaning up after them until 11:15 or something. I could complain about this all day.

[cosmo105]

what about people that shove all their books back in some godforsaken corner on a religion shelf along with their coffee-stained napkins and biscotti crumbs, and you won't even find that shit until a few days later when you see a trail of ants marching across the entire floor?

[Nuzzolese]

Again dear woman, this is Heiress making the mess, not me.

She doesn't like those corporate stores. You probably dragged her in there and she got confused and made a mess by mistake

Speaking of mistake messes, one time an old guy sprayed the men's room in diahrrea. He came up to me at the registers, sweaty palms on the counter, told me what happened.

[Nuzzolese]

what about people that shove all their books back in some godforsaken corner on a religion shelf along with their coffee-stained napkins and biscotti crumbs, and you won't even find that shit until a few days later when you see a trail of ants marching across the entire floor?

I hope they die on the way home. It's kind of funny that the sexuality section is always always an atrocious mess, it's almost as disorganized as the crafts section.

[cosmo105]

because it's full of giggling post-high school hometown bums with nowhere to work except target who get their kicks pointing at the Joy of Sex and squealing to each other at the grown-ups who walk by them. "oh my god, they totally saw us! you are such a perv!"

[fucktopgirl]

i hate to love people who hate to love !

[TAL]

I’m crazy flowing over with ideas
A thousand ways to woo a lover so sincere
Love and hate what a beautiful combination
Sending shivers up and down my spine

For every casanova that appears
My sense of hesitation disappears
Love and hate what a beautiful combination
Sending shivers up and down my spine

And the lovers that you sent for me
Didn’t come with any satisfaction guarantee
So I return them to the sender
And the note attached will read
How I love to hate you
I love to hate you
I love to hate you
I love to hate you

Oh you really still expect me to believe
Every single letter I receive
Sorry you what a shameful situation
Sending shivers up and down my spine

Oh I like to read of murder mystery
I like to know the killer isn’t me
Love and hate what a beautiful combination
Sending shivers make me quiver
Feel it sliver up and down my spine

[mickill]

I can't believe you know all the words to an Erasure song.

[kleptomaniac]

i don't hate anybody ....but some people should just die. (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1078813&postcount=25)

[TAL]

I can't believe you know all the words to an Erasure song.
It's TAL's business to know everything, actually, thankyouverymuch.

[mickill]

I should have seen both of those coming. I'm just not bringing my A-game today.

[kleptomaniac]

I should have seen both of those coming. I'm just not bringing my A-game today.

i've never seen your B or C-game either

[mickill]

i've never seen your B or C-game either
I don't understand this. Is it an insult? A good thing? I'm not following. Bear with me. I just don't know if I'm supposed to snap back at you or feel good about something here or what.

[kleptomaniac]

if it makes you feel good, that's fine

[wanton wench]

I can't believe you knew it was Erasure song.
hahahaha

[wanton wench]

my feet smell like vinegar
did you know a pearl will dissolve in vinegar?

[Echewta]

I hate disco but you don't see me wearing a shirt about it.

[The Notorious LOL]

I hate DroppinScience...sorry bro you suck!

[Qdrop]

i don't hate anybody ....but some people should just die. (http://www.beastieboys.com/bbs/showpost.php?p=1078813&postcount=25)

if this blows up into a full-time obsession..and you end up at my doorstep...
i swear to god......

[Nuzzolese]

I hate disco but you don't see me wearing a shirt about it.

So you hate people who talk about what they hate. Great, really constructive there.

[Nuzzolese]

I hate Echewta, I hate Turd, I love the Europeans here. I also love all the young girls. Nuzz makes me feel uneasy, so I guess I hate her.

But do you love to hate me? This is love/hate we're talking about.

[kleptomaniac]

if this blows up into a full-time obsession..and you end up at my doorstep...
i swear to god......


well since i don't do anything, it might

[wanton wench]

Now why would you want to do this? Pearls cost money and shit.
yes! yes they do! (y)
its fun to fuck with other peoples shit :D




















hehehee i'm joking! i'm just filled with pointless information!
like did you know for some reason mules cannot reproduce?

[cosmo105]

because they're not animals found in nature and are bred specifically by humans between horses and donkeys? GEE MAYBE THAT'S GOD TELLING US TO NOT MAKE ANIMALS FUCK!

[DandyFop]

I dislike skye.

No scratch that I hate skye. and i bet I can predict something along the lines of what it will reply with when it reads that.

Ummm....most of the other scratching posts aren't here any more

sak always made me pretty uncomfortable.

[Echewta]

So you hate people who talk about what they hate. Great, really constructive there.
I've had just about enough of you today.

[Qdrop]

does ANYONE actually like skye?

he/she seems to always be the person that people not only love to hate....
but just plain HATE.

[Echewta]

yea, I do.

[Nuzzolese]

I've had just about enough of you today.

I'll gladly leave you alone then

[Nuzzolese]

seems like there's more hate hate than love hate around here.

[Echewta]

gladly? I shall give you no such pleasure. Keep talking to me then.

[Qdrop]

yea, I do.

right.
sure.

[TurdBerglar]

i hate it when i get love on my feet

[Nuzzolese]

Is Skye Kimberly?

[Echewta]

Skye is not Kimber. They are two different people. One is a girl from the board and one is a girl i dated.

[DandyFop]

the hell is goin on in here :confused:

[wanton wench]

because they're not animals found in nature and are bred specifically by humans between horses and donkeys? GEE MAYBE THAT'S GOD TELLING US TO NOT MAKE ANIMALS FUCK!
i agree with this but i dont think they force them to fuck. i believe artifical insemination would be how they do it!
on a similar note.......did you know the the largest cat in the world is no longer the siberian tiger. it is now a liger named hercules! how sad :(

[Nuzzolese]

the hell is goin on in here :confused:

lovehating? :o

[DandyFop]

i LOVE/am bugged with my cat cause she just threw up right next to me.

[cosmo105]

no, they totally force them to fuck. TRUST ME.

[Nuzzolese]

no, they totally force them to fuck. TRUST ME.

How do you know they even mind?

[ToucanSpam]

Okay, one of these again....


I just plain don't like Nuzzolese, Tzar, faithbanks, and DandyFop. Can't be bothered with any of them.

I love/hate pretty much everyone else.

I've grown fond of QDrop lately, someone with his bullying power is much more entertaining than the likes of someone like Tzar who can't slap five or six words together with any wit holding them together. Q offers us something....almost artistic.

I appreciate Turd, despite being a pervert.

I have more in common with Bob than what I'm willing to admit.

[cosmo105]

How do you know they even mind?
because they usually do it with tears in their eyes and try to turn their faces away from the camcorder.

[mickill]

I like ligers and unicorns, I draw them all of the time.
Please edit this post right now. Do it.

[cosmo105]

I have more in common with Bob than what I'm willing to admit.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK

[ToucanSpam]

YOU TAKE THAT BACK
No, and I'll add I don't dislike you either. :mad:

[DandyFop]

Okay, one of these again....


I just plain don't like Nuzzolese, Tzar, faithbanks, and DandyFop. Can't be bothered with any of them.



Does this mean I don't get any more pathetic apology PMs?

[Echewta]

I love these veggie eggrolls by hate what they will do to my waistline.

[cosmo105]

i love echewta but i hate his spelling. hate it.

[ToucanSpam]

Does this mean I don't get any more pathetic apology PMs?
No, it means you're a bitch and I pity you.

[wanton wench]

no, they totally force them to fuck. TRUST ME.
have you ever tried to force a horse and a donkey to fuck?
thats got to be the worst job ever!

[Qdrop]

because they usually do it with tears in their eyes and try to turn their faces away from the camcorder.
that was both sad and hilarious....
i must admit.

[TurdBerglar]

No, it means you're a bitch and I pity you.


oh snap!

[DandyFop]

No, it means you're a bitch and I pity you.

You're right I'm a bitch, eat my bloody tampon slave!

[mickill]

have you ever tried to force a horse and a donkey to fuck?
thats got to be the worst job ever!
Whoa. Whoa...no need to bring Mysticblonde's parents into this.

[cosmo105]

still waiting for that A game, mike.

[Qdrop]

Whoa. Whoa...no need to bring Mysticblonde's parents into this.

see, you should cross the line more often.

it's fun over here.

look, wave to turd!

[Bob]

I have more in common with Bob than what I'm willing to admit.

i know, which is why i hate to love to hate you

[Qdrop]

i know, which is why i hate to love to hate you

no, bob...no.
you are nothing like him. don't fall for it...

[Bob]

nah, i just hide it well

[TurdBerglar]

see, you should cross the line more often.

it's fun over here.

look, wave to turd!


what


fuck off

[mickill]

I'm gonna go stab myself repeatedly in the face with a dagger and then you'll ALL be sorry.

[ToucanSpam]

Well, in a sense Bob is about a million times more respectable, but in fact we share some interests.

[TurdBerglar]

nah, i just hide it well


so you tuck it between your legs like that douchebag does too?

[DandyFop]

pssss - hey - guess what? Self deprication is a) still pathetic! and b) not funny!

[Echewta]

Them (http://home.earthlink.net/~theseeker3/pics/chopbu.jpg)

[TurdBerglar]

pssss - hey - guess what? Self deprication is a) still pathetic! and b) not funny!


not if it's done right...

[DandyFop]

I meant in his case.

[Qdrop]

Them (http://home.earthlink.net/~theseeker3/pics/chopbu.jpg)

CHOPPER!!!

[wanton wench]

Whoa. Whoa...no need to bring Mysticblonde's parents into this.
oh sorry, i thought mysticblonde was the jackass!

[mickill]

That's it. I really am going to go stab my face with a dagger now. I hope you're happy. And when I'm in the process of doing so and you all are like please, wait, no, stop, I'm just gonna be like, "what, this is what you wanted isn't it? YOU DID THIS. YOU!"

[TurdBerglar]

just make sure you do it in front of your family. should leave a lasting impression on that ava

[Nuzzolese]

Sometimes I hate to love mickill. There's just something about the west coasters that I hate loving them. In the words of Jack Black; "L.A. laid back horse poo"

[DandyFop]

i know mickill hates me :(

[Nuzzolese]

i know mickill hates me :(
sometimes I think he hates me too, but usually it's not so

[marsdaddy]

I love how nuzz always starts such intellectual threads but hate to see them wallow in everyone else's simplicity.

[Echewta]

I love how nuzz always starts such intellectual threads but hate to see them wallow in everyone else's simplicity.
(y)

[fucktopgirl]

AMOUR/HAINE!

[mickill]

You people can be so dramatic.

[wanton wench]

You people can be so dramatic.
nothing like a little stab of drama to wake you up!

[Nuzzolese]

You people can be so dramatic.

it's faux!

[Nuzzolese]

I love how nuzz always starts such intellectual threads but hate to see them wallow in everyone else's simplicity.

Aw thank you. I lose interest in the things I start anyway.

[Bob]

everyone else does too

oh shit

[Lemmy's Liver]

I would probably like Nuzzo if he was actually a real person with own states of mind.

[sam i am]

We often get together just to sit in Barnes and Noble to read for hours and drink hot beverages while never talking to each other unless to show a picture we find ammusing or to discuss a word whose meaning escapes us.

Holy Crap! I do this with my wife all the time.

We usually get sex books and discuss fantasies.

Glad to hear someone else likes to spend hours in the book store...

[befsquire]

like mike, i am curious as to how dr deaf and i are a saga.