Need some advice

[DandyFop]

So I missed my last screenwriting class tonight. I was supposed to have my last 35 pages but I didn't cause I'm dumb and have been busy freaking out about my other classes.

If I hadn't been up all night the past two nights I probably would have been okay but as it is, I came home from a final this morning and conked out, and only got a few pages done.

The teacher is really nice and cool but I have a feeling he's gonna be pissed at me for not showing. Should I make up an excuse or just be like "hey sorry about that" and give him the pages? It's kinda hard to make up an excuse for a 4 hour class, and if it was being sick I shoulda called/emailed him already.

What should I do!!

[Medellia]

Making up an excuse would probably make you look worse.


Unless it was a really good excuse.

[TurdBerglar]

tell the prof that you were fucking some dude and the condom broke and you spent the day freaking out becuase the local pharmicists would not give you the morning after pill becuase of "moral reasons". and you had to travel all over to find a place that would actually give it to you.


fuckn' golden

[Bob]

tell the prof that you were fucking some dude and the condom broke and you spent the day freaking out becuase the local pharmicists would not give you the morning after pill becuase of "moral reasons". and you had to travel all over to find a place that would actually give it to you.


fuckn' golden

i was just gonna say "come clean and admit you screwed up" but fuck it, that's a much better idea

[jabumbo]

tell them you were dreaming about me all day



yeah, them yewtaw professors all know who i am, so its cool

[Documad]

I would probably come clean and say I had no excuse. Of course, if you do that, and he fails you, then I'll feel really bad.

[befsquire]

tell him you're really sorry, and that with all the stress on you in the last few days, your work for his class wasn't what you'd hoped it would be and you were so disappointed with yourself that you couldn't turn in the crap you wrote. then ask if you could possibly have an extension.

all of the above is true, just with a better spin.

[Loppfessor]

My advice....learn better time management skills. Ha...okay honestly I like Turd's excuse. You need something over the top cus I’m sure he/she's heard em all.

[TurdBerglar]

hopefully the prof is a dude. dandy, remember you have gigantic tits and red hair. use them shits.

[DandyFop]

tell him you're really sorry, and that with all the stress on you in the last few days, your work for his class wasn't what you'd hoped it would be and you were so disappointed with yourself that you couldn't turn in the crap you wrote. then ask if you could possibly have an extension.

all of the above is true, just with a better spin.

Although I do love Turd's excuse, and will probably even use that in a screenplay (maybe even this one), yeah I'm just gonna own up. I feel so bad, I've taken advantage of how nice this guy is. But anyway I could be much worse off, I know. Thanks for the advice yallz.

[Mcmac]

just walk up and be all like ....

[TurdBerglar]

Although I do love Turd's excuse, and will probably even use that in a screenplay (maybe even this one), yeah I'm just gonna own up. I feel so bad, I've taken advantage of how nice this guy is. But anyway I could be much worse off, I know. Thanks for the advice yallz.


and of course i won't get any credit

[DandyFop]

well I won't say it was my idea, but you're right.

Later on when you see it you can sue me and then we'll just have sex instead of exchanging any money.

[TurdBerglar]

well that caught me off guard