Funny people from internet dating sites

[DandyFop]

APparently this is becoming one of my favorite past times... pictures to be followed by profile or interest keywords

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/KS/KR/KS/ELKUOLEBEMFJ.jpg
jim i am let me tell you a thing:) love is small miracle and love is you are eyes tell more than 1000 words,

keywords: astrology book dance excite fish football formula 1
istanbul love music passion pictures poems rain sea sex
sexy webcam

[DandyFop]

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HE/KM/KE/ELK8GLADUXKL.JPG
What's up ladies. My name is ernie. I am 21 and looking to meet someone to get to know a little better. I love hanging out with my friends and having a good time with my 12 ounce buddies. If you like what you see or wanna know more, just click yes.

keywords - all types of music beer captain morgan cars chick flicks
country cuddling f-r-i-e-n-d-s good times hanging out with friends
movies poker single some videogames tattoos taurus tv twin
very good listener vodka

[DandyFop]

just found this guy's photo...interesting

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HQ/KS/KU/KR/GRBSNEKAECKV.jpg

[DandyFop]

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/KY/KY/KS/E8RYGEATQRUC.jpg
my name is ryan i am 19 and love to have a great time. i am in love with ass's and love a girl who is out goin. i am 6 foot tall and have baby blue eyes. i try to work out and would love to have my own business.

keywords: and family animals asians my mother no fake people
sining

[DandyFop]

I won't put his profile but i will tell you he's a wealthy, chrisitan, virgin who likes cuddling.
http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HE/HQ/HY/GMGUEQBQNRJV.jpg

[tracky]

here's one for ya (http://singleswhoclick.com.au/memberProfile.php?T=1133923582.fwanef&originPostCode=5000&SinglesMemberId=9d2581Mzk3MTY)

[DandyFop]

Jesus...that guy is pure gold

"My perfect holiday would be a singles resort, like Club Med. "

[tracky]

Actually, in all fairness to the guy, that was one of the options that you choose from and it just fills it in like a sentence.

[Medellia]

I won't put his profile but i will tell you he's a wealthy, chrisitan, virgin who likes cuddling.
And Hooters!

[Medellia]

here's one for ya (http://singleswhoclick.com.au/memberProfile.php?T=1133923582.fwanef&originPostCode=5000&SinglesMemberId=9d2581Mzk3MTY)
My perfect match is a 21-99 year old woman located within 50kms of me, who's interested in a casual relationship, a discreet affair or a committed relationship.
:eek:
21 to 99!!!!!!!!

[tracky]

99 is just going too far isn't it, i cut them off at 80

[paul jones]

APparently this is becoming one of my favorite past times... pictures to be followed by profile or interest keywords

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/KS/KR/KS/ELKUOLEBEMFJ.jpg
jim i am let me tell you a thing:) love is small miracle and love is you are eyes tell more than 1000 words,

keywords: astrology book dance excite fish football formula 1
istanbul love music passion pictures poems rain sea sex
sexy webcam


TAL ?

[miss soul fire]

Look who I found in a Brazilian date site!

His nickname is tender

He's 59, but looks 70.

http://www.parperfeito.com.br/fotos/newtree/87/59/1318759main.jpg

Hihihihihihihihihi.:D

[miss soul fire]

36 year-old
nickname: turbine1969
"I'm white lightly tanned , I've got a beautiful face, hazel eyes, straight and silky hair, hot mouth and seductive eyes. I don't usuallly disappoint people and I look younger than my age" (sorry about my bad translation)


http://www.parperfeito.com.br/fotos/newtree/96/62/1319662main.jpg
http://www.parperfeito.com.br/fotos/newtree/96/62/1319662extra_one.jpg

[tracky]

I don't think it's really fair to laugh at these people. It's kinda like the special olympics, actually... *movie idea!*

[Matt]

I don't think it's really fair to laugh at these people. It's kinda like the special olympics, actually... *movie idea!*

wait, I think I'm having the same idea, only 7 years ago! you are so sued!

[miss soul fire]

Matt? Hahahaha I don'trecall saying that on your signature! Hihihi, that's cazy. I was quoting I don't know who.:p

[Echewta]

http://nicklobster.homestead.com/files/Picture_7.jpg

It says he likes Diet Shasta, White Castle Fries, and smelling black sharpies.

[Echewta]

(y) Threadkiller

[DandyFop]

I'm not looking at these dating sites to go on dates, I'm looking at them to be happy that I'm not going on dates. Make sense?

[DandyFop]

Yeah he said he was interested in a skanky cowardly bitch that may or may not have a penis, so expect a call soon (y) He even told me he doesn't like hanging out with retards cause they constantly compliment him and they might cramp his style, so you two are made for each other! Have fun sweetie :)

[kll]

funniest thread in a while...

[Echewta]

http://cdn.fastclick.net/fastclick.net/cid42303/media86740.gif

[DandyFop]

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/HU/KY/HZ/EMAQALKFPXXW.jpg
I like MCDonald's. I am talking about burger of course. Money I also like. Hockey, soccer, basketball are great.

[DandyFop]

I just don't understand what the hell this guy is saying -
http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/KY/KY/KL/E8NMH8GQBVPX.JPG

Where is my girlfriend? People keep asking this. Apparently, I look like I already have one tucked away. Answer before the closing date of a lifetime. If I make you go “Mmm” instantly then we are half way there. Tell me, I want that too.

[DandyFop]

I hope this one is fake :(

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/KY/KQ/NQ/E8SMORELWHWS.JPG

I like the Insane Clown Posse, Busch beer, documentaries, spending time with my children, outdoor fires and hanging out with my friends. Seeking laid back women ages 19-50 not really looking for anything serious. Can I bring a date?

keywords: beer california daughters drugs family rock and roll
sex

[DandyFop]

http://pix4.hotornot.com/pics/HQ/HQ/NZ/KQ/NSSRBUSNKEJL.jpg
Weird but nifty techno-geek guy looking for female friends for my artist GF and/or myself. We're just looking for strange, unusual, and interesting girls to chat/hang out/take over the world with.

keywords: 80s music aliens anime cartoons childfree comics
computers controversy conversation couple erotica extropian
furries furry geek guns hedonist internet j-pop libertarian
massage monster trucks nanotechnology nerd people watching reading
robots rpgs scifi sensual space taboo techno technology tomboys
video games writing xenophile

[DandyFop]

uhhh

http://pix4.hotornot.com/pics/HL/HQ/HS/KL/GZB8OSHFKPGN.jpg

im large snuggly and fun loving <=D im open to any and all things in life related to litterly anything you can cook up Mmm food Oo;; umm yeh im a ameture cook and stuffs so be prepared to be fed lots of yummy things <=)

[alruggs]

http://pix4.hotornot.com/pics/HQ/HQ/NZ/KQ/NSSRBUSNKEJL.jpg
Weird but nifty techno-geek guy looking for female friends for my artist GF and/or myself. We're just looking for strange, unusual, and interesting girls to chat/hang out/take over the world with.

keywords: 80s music aliens anime cartoons childfree comics
computers controversy conversation couple erotica extropian
furries furry geek guns hedonist internet j-pop libertarian
massage monster trucks nanotechnology nerd people watching reading
robots rpgs scifi sensual space taboo techno technology tomboys
video games writing xenophile


and I thought that I had a big forehead. that fucker is a sixhead.

[CJM]

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/KS/KR/KS/ELKUOLEBEMFJ.jpg



this guy looks like gollum before he turned crazy, from Lord of the Rings.

[Medellia]

Holy shit, he does! The background doesn't help either, precious.

PS-The name you are thinking of is "Smeagol".

[CJM]

^exactly. props on the spelling, i wasn't even gonna try, cause i knew i'd bomb it.

[Medellia]

Goddamn, I have expect that guy to ask me what taters are. :(

[The Notorious LOL]

I hope this one is fake :(

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HR/KY/KQ/NQ/E8SMORELWHWS.JPG

I like the Insane Clown Posse, Busch beer, documentaries, spending time with my children, outdoor fires and hanging out with my friends. Seeking laid back women ages 19-50 not really looking for anything serious. Can I bring a date?

keywords: beer california daughters drugs family rock and roll
sex



hahahaha!

[cosmo105]

Dandypoop was just soughting out another 50 year old washed up LA producer and she found these chumps, at least they are in her age bracket.
You go Dandy!
what the hell is your problem with barb? she's a cool chick.

[Tzar]

It makes me feel better about myself knowing that people like this exist in the world.
*high five*

[cosmo105]

hahahaha sixhead.

[Ace42X]

You people should be ashamed of yourselves. What, you think you people would look so much better on a personal's site?

I defy one of you to write a profile that wouldn't make me puke on your faces or think you were an ass.

[Videodrome]

LOL @ the keywords for some of these pics.

[DandyFop]

You people should be ashamed of yourselves. What, you think you people would look so much better on a personal's site?

I defy one of you to write a profile that wouldn't make me puke on your faces or think you were an ass.

I've been on them before. And no way have I come across as freaky as these people.

[Ace42X]

I've been on them before. And no way have I come across as freaky as these people.

I'll be the judge of that.

[Sarky Devotchka]

Dandypoop was just soughting out another 50 year old washed up LA producer and she found these chumps, at least they are in her age bracket.
You go Dandy!

I don't mean to get in the middle of anything, I just wanted to say that "soughting" is not a word. "sought" is the past tense of "seek", so the proper usage would have been "seeking".



and I would like the phone number of that couple please. I think we could be perfect for eachother. :o