im decendant from blue blood

[TurdBerglar]

that's right assholes. im fuckn' royalty. i come from the hapsburg lineage. if anyone knows shit about european history then they know what the fuck im talking about. i think that blue blood inbreeding got to me though

[Kenny Blewblood]

Welcome to the family.

[TurdBerglar]

you're nothing but a poseur

[Kenny Blewblood]

but you can only drink like nine beers, I can drink a twelve pack.

[TurdBerglar]

when do drink i do shots

[Kenny Blewblood]

impressive. nothing too fruity, i hope.

[TurdBerglar]

jager and vodka

[ASsman]

Yah me too, crackers raped my people.

[Kenny Blewblood]

mixed together? that sounds terrible. unless, of course, you're eating mexican food.

[fucktopgirl]

fuck that royalty ,i am a viking ,,,,we steal from your church,fucking weak people! ,,hahaha

[wanton wench]

that's right assholes. im fuckn' royalty. i come from the hapsburg lineage. if anyone knows shit about european history then they know what the fuck im talking about. i think that blue blood inbreeding got to me though
does this mean you have blue balls???

[TurdBerglar]

wanna find out?

[wanton wench]

yeah post a picture :p

[TurdBerglar]

they look kinda pinkish right now

[wanton wench]

how feminine!

[ToucanSpam]

that's right assholes. im fuckn' royalty. i come from the hapsburg lineage. if anyone knows shit about european history then they know what the fuck im talking about. i think that blue blood inbreeding got to me though
That's actually interesting. The Hapsburg Empire didn't crumble until about 1918 at the end of the First World War, and it last a good few hundred years in continental Europe.

[TurdBerglar]

I think this means he ascended from blue balls.


well isn't everybody?

[CrankItUp!]

Does it also mean that you're a Crip gang member and blue is your favorite color because of the bandana you sport on your head ?

[synch]

Actually that explains a thing or two.

[CrankItUp!]

I've got black balls.

[paul jones]

turd, Prince Charles and his crew wanna know if you be gettin your ass up to the ski slopes for some inter royal incest ass-play this winter?

[g-mile7]

I've got black balls.


you too huh?

[CrankItUp!]

you too huh?
I actually spray painted mine black at the last minute cause you know how the white bitches love 'em black ! (y)

[TurdBerglar]

turd, Prince Charles and his crew wanna know if you be gettin your ass up to the ski slopes for some inter royal incest ass-play this winter?


maybe if diana was still around

[Bob]

and this is why hereditary rule went out the window

[Medellia]

I think this means he ascended from blue balls.
You mean "descended".

[TurdBerglar]

and this is why hereditary rule went out the window


i have never shot my hereditary out the window

[Bob]

no you seem more like a triscuits box kind of guy

[TurdBerglar]

WRONG


empty snack pack container from ten feet away :cool:


anybody for some tapioca?

[Bob]

haha

yeah, i was basically just speaking from experience

we have more in common than i'd like admit :(

[TurdBerglar]

dude, speak for yourself. i have never eaten jizzy triscuits. what in the fuck is wrong with you. triscuits are salty enough

[Bob]

no, dude, i eat the triscuits, then i masturbate into the empty box. what are you, retarded?

fucking pervert

[TurdBerglar]

get your own schtick, douchebag

[DandyFop]

This thread is genius.

[Tzar]

my ancestors were created by some bloke who stole some bread. (y)

[TurdBerglar]

This thread is genius.


SHUTUP


the fools don't need to know

[fucktopgirl]

where is the genius einstein!

[TAL]

Here!

[fucktopgirl]

so its you then!! :D

[TAL]

I don't have the moustache though.