A cheap security system

[CrankItUp!]

Go to a thrift store and buy a pair of very used men's work boots - a really BIG PAIR.

Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.

Place a dog dish beside it - A REALLY BIG DOG DISH !

And leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more gun ammo - back in 1/2 an hour.

And there you have it - NOBODY will be hanging around your place that should'nt be there ! (y) I'm a fuckin' genuis.

[jabumbo]

or they could break in assuming they have a half hour before you get back

[CrankItUp!]

Ok - fuck the note. Get a CD recording of rednecks drinking and fucking raising hell turned up LOUD enough and on constant play in your stereo system to be heard by all that get close to your house. (y)

[kll]

There's a guy that my company hired last year to teach everyone self-defense and make you more aware of your surroundings. This was one of his tips. Another one was to get the stickers of a security company and put them on your doors and windows. Another was to get a pit-bull breeders of america sign and post it in the front yard.

I thought the shoe tip was very clever though.

[CrankItUp!]

There's a guy that my company hired last year to teach everyone self-defense and make you more aware of your surroundings. This was one of his tips. Another one was to get the stickers of a security company and put them on your doors and windows. Another was to get a pit-bull breeders of america sign and post it in the front yard.

I thought the shoe tip was very clever though.
thanks (y)

And security system stickers and signs are a great deterrent too. (y) (y)

[WillMac]

just shell out for the Rex-kwan-do classes.....I hear they're giving away free Zoobazzz with every new sign-up.

[CrankItUp!]

just shell out for the Rex-kwan-do classes.....I hear they're giving away free Zoobazzz with every new sign-up.

What's Zoobazz ?

[ms.peachy]

I prefer an actual real big dog. Or two.