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TurdBerglar
12-17-2005, 08:11 PM
so one of the managers at my place is like real young for a manager. he's only around 30. so he bullshits with all of us 20 somethings. me and him get along real well becuase all the people at my place are pretty much yuppies or real close to being yuppies and both of us are from the same neighborhood. since we're from the same neighborhood he gives me rides home from time to time. on the way home we usually bullshit about basketball, his fat wife, or the hot chick with the tight ass that came into work today. but today we were talking about computers and he got all excited becuase i knew my shit. then he goes as we reach my house, "yo man, you should give me your number in case my computer ever fucks up again!" then i got all weird becuase he's like my boss and shit and i kinda just laughed at him like if he was jokeing. he was even grabbing for some paper to write the shit down. but i just got out of his car and was all like "thanks for the ride, man. have fun. seeya later." and he had this look on his face like he just got rejected by some hot chick he wanted to take to the prom.

what the fuck. i hate people

fucktopgirl
12-17-2005, 09:27 PM
and he had this look on his face like he just got rejected by some hot chick he wanted to take to the prom.

what the fuck. i hate people

haha

but maybe he really wanted your knowledge of computer or he wanted to have sex with you!Either way,you're a winner!

yeahwho
12-17-2005, 09:40 PM
haha

but maybe he really wanted your knowledge of computer or he wanted to have sex with you!Either way,you're a winner!

That is one awkward response.

Turd needs some real help, not anecdotal chitter chatter.

My advice, tell him your phone is fucked up or you have to wash your hair.

Funny, my boss does that shit too, once he finds out I know my shit about something he figures I'm going to donate it to him...on my dime. I usually pretend I don't know shit. I think he thinks I owe him or something. Wrong.

fucktopgirl
12-17-2005, 09:50 PM
That is one awkward response.

Turd needs some real help, not anecdotal chitter chatter.

My advice, tell him your phone is fucked up or you have to wash your hair.



what was awkward,,,i was beeing objective and honnest about the situation,, :D

jabumbo
12-17-2005, 10:07 PM
thats kind of funny actually. people tend to do that to me too wen it comes to computers. i don't really know a ton, but i know enough to get around lots of basic problems that people have.


i remember doing some work between powerpoint and word with my old boss. and he would be telling me about doing certain things that were real simple and basic. and i would always think "do you realize that we learn this shit in school now?" because pretty much any kid knows how to do the stuff he asked most of the time...

TurdBerglar
12-17-2005, 10:28 PM
it wasn't like he wanted my number strictly for computer advice. it was more like based on friendship. but he's my fuckn' superior. but he's not even really boss like. he's for the most part just one of the guys at work until shit isn't getting done then he turns into boss mode. but he's like still one of my bosses that i have to listen too. be kinda weird all of a sudden he calls me and wants to bullshit about the game that's on.

Monsieur Decuts
12-17-2005, 10:41 PM
if you're interested in getting ahead at your job...its not that bad to be on a buddy level with your boss. ol boys clubs rule america.

TurdBerglar
12-17-2005, 10:42 PM
dude

it's just a supermarket

Monsieur Decuts
12-17-2005, 10:45 PM
gotcha..

carry on wayward

zippo
12-19-2005, 11:28 AM
he's for the most part just one of the guys at work until shit isn't getting done then he turns into boss mode. but he's like still one of my bosses that i have to listen too.

and you want it to stay that way huh turd, you like him having power over you dontcha

mmmmm

"IM SORRY BOSS, I WONT DO IT AGAIN, JUST ONE MORE WHIP AND ILL PROMISE ILL BE GOOD"

ms.peachy
12-19-2005, 11:34 AM
it wasn't like he wanted my number strictly for computer advice. it was more like based on friendship. but he's my fuckn' superior. but he's not even really boss like. he's for the most part just one of the guys at work until shit isn't getting done then he turns into boss mode. but he's like still one of my bosses that i have to listen too. be kinda weird all of a sudden he calls me and wants to bullshit about the game that's on.
If as you say he's a youngish guy for management, he probably hasn't mentally made that leap yet that he isn't 'one of the floor guys' anymore and has to maintain a bit of a distance. He wants to be everyone's buddy, but he hasn't quite yet realised that that then undermines his position as boss and just builds resentment when he pulls rank.

instigator7022
12-19-2005, 11:36 AM
The manager at my store is 27, looks 15 and hangs out with my cousin all the time. I don't know what to think.

Freebasser
12-19-2005, 11:38 AM
he hasn't quite yet realised that that then undermines his position as boss and just builds resentment when he pulls rank.

I became boss of two of my mates at one of my jobs once.

They both fell out with me the first time I pulled rank :(

DapperDiverge
12-19-2005, 10:18 PM
so one of the managers at my place is like real young for a manager. he's only around 30. so he bullshits with all of us 20 somethings. me and him get along real well becuase all the people at my place are pretty much yuppies or real close to being yuppies and both of us are from the same neighborhood. since we're from the same neighborhood he gives me rides home from time to time. on the way home we usually bullshit about basketball, his fat wife, or the hot chick with the tight ass that came into work today. but today we were talking about computers and he got all excited becuase i knew my shit. then he goes as we reach my house, "yo man, you should give me your number in case my computer ever fucks up again!" then i got all weird becuase he's like my boss and shit and i kinda just laughed at him like if he was jokeing. he was even grabbing for some paper to write the shit down. but i just got out of his car and was all like "thanks for the ride, man. have fun. seeya later." and he had this look on his face like he just got rejected by some hot chick he wanted to take to the prom.

what the fuck. i hate people

This sounds like the plot to a porno...a gay porno...hmmmm, I think I'd watch it.... only outta curiosty!! :rolleyes: ;)

I just hope the porno has a better ending