I danced the skin off my toes last night

[HEIRESS]

literally well I actually hadda cut off the remnants still hanging on this afternoon but yeah I threw my first party ever last night in my new house and it was pretty much the greatest thing known to man and it didnt end until 8 am and I got so many goddamn compliments on my party throwing skills and i have video of people breakdancing and headbanging to sabotage at 7:30 in the morning still and costco I love your frozen appies and people want to hire me out as a DJ and I made each guest cut out a snowflake and I drank enough booze to choke a donkey and there was sangria and my best friend got off the greyhound at 11 pm and was at the party by midnight and I love asian people and my friends made me a gingerbread house with my name on it and a gingerbread me with lsd peppermint twist eyes and we blew the speakers and we had a limbo contest and I played a big set of jewish music and we all held hands and sang to the beatles "all you need is love" and the pokergame downstairs yelled at us cause we were stomping so much dust onto them downbelow from the floor and I sprained my ankle too and my left calf muscle wont unclench and mango goes really well with vodka and my roommate gave me and my brother our xmas presents at like 6 am but neither of us remembers this so he stole them back while we were sleeping and is gonna regift us later this week and I slept until 4 pm and merry muthafukkin xmas bitches

[ScarySquirrel]

Certainly.

[jackrock]

Impressive.

[CJM]

sounds like you had a sweet weekend.

[jabumbo]

you should come here and show some of my friends how to party


when i had a party a couple weeks ago, grranted we did dinner and shit, so we startsed at 6, but everyone was ready to roll out the door at 11! holy shit dudes!

i''m not even a big partier or a heavy drinker, and i was still shocked at the early time...

[Tzar]

Certainly.
Impressive.
Delicious.

[Gareth]

kudos on making people get all rowdy
by the way heiress loves me

[thegoodmrbrodie!]

splendid.

i'd hire you as a dj.

[boys_beastie]

sounds like a sweet party. i went to an eighteenth on saturday, it ended at 1. :( it was pretty cool up til then though (y)

[DandyFop]

Sweet Heiress. Throwing parties can be the best, especially when everyone has the time of their life. Last New Years we had the biggest, best party known to man and it makes me sad cause we can't do it now cause I don't live in that house anymore :(

But yeah, yay for parties and dancing and good times (y)

[miss soul fire]

I'm gonna hire you HEIRESS someday, I will. You're excellent. (y) :)

[monkey]

... im still waiting for my invitation to this party...


hahaha. awesome. we must party together one day. :p

[Echewta]

I bet your feet look hoof like with no toes. I hope the dancing was worth the look.

[marsdaddy]

Get some lotion, quick!

[na§tee]

where you so drunk that you had to eat that glasgow special CHIPSANDCHEESE at the end of the night?
well didya? DIDYA?!
:cool:

[HEIRESS]

YER ALL INVITED NEXT YEAR
im going to bandage my feet before the dancing begins though
apparently I was doing laundry at like 7 am as well cause I dumped a whole can of melted cranberry juice concentrate on my party outfit and ran off yelling "MUST SOAK BEFORE THE STAIN SETS RARRRRRRRRRRR"

I somehow managed to take 250 pictures/video clips throughout the night

the cream of the crop shall be posted later, oh they will be posted

and sugar cookies with sprinkles were my substitute for chipsandcheese :D

by the way, I do love gareth

AND CJM I GOT MY SECRET SANTA GIFT CHOO CHOOOOOOO
the one set of wheels got busted during transit though FUCKYOUCANADAPOST

....YAY!

[HEIRESS]

oh and my new nickname at work is "cripple"

weeeeeeee