The BBMB christma... xma... winter holiday party!

[Freebasser]

Ahhh it's that time of year again. The time when Heiress falls asleep in the punch bowl and Echewta's chocolate treats are consumed by the bucketfull.

Taking all bets on the shock BBMB drunken xmas shag:

5/6 Echewta/Skye
7/2 Echewta/Cosmo
20/1 ToucanSpam/Heiress
50/1 Nuzzolese/Paul Jones
200/1 QDrop/Mickill
1000/1 Skye/Cosmo
5000/1 TurdBerglar/Anybody

[Echewta]

So if my odds are so good, does that mean I'm easy?

[Freebasser]

Like sunday fucking mornings.

[Echewta]

I always did enjoy Faith No More's cover of that tune.

[roosta]

hmmm.......im sure theres someother likely happeneings in this ficticious hypothetical situation....

[voltanapricot]

It was Lionel Richie Day in China on December 12th. I wore a cardigan.

[Lindsey_1535]

Did I win?

[beastie bee]

I don't understand this! :confused:

[cosmo105]

5000/1 TurdBerglar/Anybody
hahahaha.

[ToucanSpam]

Ahhh it's that time of year again. The time when Heiress falls asleep in the punch bowl and Echewta's chocolate treats are consumed by the bucketfull.

Taking all bets on the shock BBMB drunken xmas shag:

20/1 ToucanSpam/Heiress




How desperate/pathetic do you think she is? Consider that an insult Heiress.

[roosta]

id score all the ladies. ALL OF THEM.

[Freebasser]

God told moses to come forth.

He came fifth and won a bag of nuts.

[cosmo105]

i say kll and alruggs end up in the copy room scanning their asses while turd watches in disbelief and starts masturbating furiously and grosses them both out so they take photos of it and post them all over myspace.

[Freebasser]

1/5

[DandyFop]

Ahhh it's that time of year again. The time when Heiress falls asleep in the punch bowl and Echewta's chocolate treats are consumed by the bucketfull.

Taking all bets on the shock BBMB drunken xmas shag:



I would narrow the bets on one of those...

awesome thread (y)

[monkey]

who ends up cursing out everyone and falling into the table, breaking it in half and staggering out crying, knowing that he/she never can come back?

[roosta]

ill end up asleep whilst you all pile up shit on me in a buckaroo stylee.

[instigator7022]

who ends up cursing out everyone and falling into the table, breaking it in half and staggering out crying, knowing that he/she never can come back?


probably me. No one would probably even notice.

[Freebasser]

Anyone at the table might.

[ToucanSpam]

...5/6? Does that mean it's more likely going to happen than not? Am I reading that right?

[Freebasser]

It's buried under several fag-ends, empty packets of KP nuts and beer stained placemats.

It's there though.

[Qdrop]

5/6 Echewta/Skye umm...that's called "masterbation".

7/2 Echewta/Cosmo already happened. i've seen the photos.
20/1 ToucanSpam/Heiress he has a better chance of fucking madonna.
50/1 Nuzzolese/Paul Jones already happened...so i hear.
200/1 QDrop/Mickill i like those odds!!
1000/1 Skye/Cosmo *see the second one*
5000/1 TurdBerglar/Anybody shouldn't these odds be like 1/1 ?

[Qdrop]

who ends up cursing out everyone and falling into the table, breaking it in half and staggering out crying, knowing that he/she never can come back?
yeah... that'd be me.

[DandyFop]

7/2 for chewie and cosmo? Dude that's like incest, that kid would come out with five corneas and a hairbrush for a face.

[roosta]

Ahahahahaah (y)

[cosmo105]

and a navel where its mouth should be :(

[Freebasser]

How navel/novel.

[cosmo105]

sorry, i meant naval as in a sailor.




semen.

[Freebasser]

Seaman!

[cosmo105]

i think steger will pass out after 3 eggnogs and barb will drunk dial everyone even though they're all right there with her. and bobby and beth will have sex in the bathroom.

[Freebasser]

while turd watches in disbelief and starts masturbating furiously and grosses them both out so they take photos of it and post them all over myspace.?

[cosmo105]

trust me, it's something they would do.

and then someone would walk in on me undressing an unconscious steger while wearing an elf suit and i'd pretend i was just putting him to bed.

[DandyFop]

i think steger will pass out after 3 eggnogs and barb will drunk dial everyone even though they're all right there with her. and bobby and beth will have sex in the bathroom.

not to mention, make a thread when there's no one to respond to it.

I say mickill and droppin will get into a break dance fight only to be stopped when they realize their mutual fondness for "Muskrat Love"

[roosta]

then id turn into a dinosaur and eat the party and fly into the moon

[cosmo105]

and fireworks would be shooting off everywhere and the "holiday tree" would become a rocket and crash into somewhere in north korea and start a nuclear lolocaust

[roosta]

then my chemical romance will show up and start playing and stop world war 5

[Freebasser]

Then Noddy Holder will sing "Merry Christmas Everybody" and we can all die happy.

10/1

[Echewta]

I've done those Kwanza sexual encounters before and it just wasn't my cup of tea.

[HEIRESS]

How desperate/pathetic do you think she is? Consider that an insult Heiress.

skeehehehe awww!!!

I havent been boned for almost 2 months so dont break all your counted unhatched chicken eggs or sumtin sumtin yet!

[DandyFop]

2 months. Yeah. Big deal.

[HEIRESS]

Ive felt utterly alone and unwanted for a good 8 though

CUT ME SOME SLACK HEAH!

!!

[befsquire]

and bobby and beth will have sex in the bathroom.
was the hammock outside taken already or something?

[Loppfessor]

I'd probably just show up steal a few cases of beer and bounce.....I'm still too cool for you lame-Os, Konichiwa bitches!