I'm going for a piss

[Freebasser]

Back in a mo.

Watch me pint for me.

Cheers.

[TAL]

I just came back from one.

[Freebasser]

Phew...

That's better.

[Yorkshire~Rose]

Be careful. I think someone spat in your pint.

[Freebasser]

*sips*

*looks into middle distance*

I think you mean "shat" :(

[boys_beastie]

i think i saw someone try and date-rape your drink.

it was stumbling out of the door looking dazed and one of its friends stopped it and called it a cab. thats close cause i saw another person watching eagerly fromt he other side of the bar as if he was going to follow it home.

phew!

[TAL]

Urine trouble.

[zippo]

i need a slap or a ritalin

[TAL]

*slaps zippo*

[Freebasser]

*pisses on zippo*

[boys_beastie]

bently rhythm ace

[wanton wench]

*sips*

*looks into middle distance*

I think you mean "shat" :(
it is black, is it not?
haha a leprechaun shat in your beer :D

[zippo]

haha ew

edit-godam man 4 posts at the same exact member board time ERASE THEM ALL NOW MY POST DOESNT MAKE SENSE

[Freebasser]

it is black, is it not?
haha a leprechaun shat in your beer :D

Guinness - comes out the same consistency/texture/colour as it goes in (y)

Perhaps I should bottle my hang-unders and sell them back to the brewery? *smells a scheme*

[wanton wench]

Guinness - comes out the same consistency/texture/colour as it goes in (y)

Perhaps I should bottle my hang-unders and sell them back to the brewery? *smells a scheme*

the new extra "extra" stout

[Freebasser]

Mmm...

wait no... I mean urgh...

[wanton wench]

"It's the stoutest"
and the smelly-est!

[wanton wench]

No Doubt. Cue voice over.

"New Guiness Poo Brew. If you think this beer tastes like shit, you're right."
*camera moves across bar to two drunk guys*
guy # 1 "hey man this tastes like shit! here try it"
*passes beer, guy #2 sips beer*
guy #2 "man this is the shit"