You're not a soldier until you've got blood on your sword.

[Lex Diamonds]

:o

[paulb]

ok,random.

[TAL]

Sexual mishap?

[Lex Diamonds]

Sexual mishap?
(y)

[TAL]

Guess I'm a soldier then.

[Lex Diamonds]

Safe.

[roosta]

define mishap

[Lex Diamonds]

Playing hide the sausage at the wrong time of the month.

[ms.peachy]

There's never a 'wrong' time :)

Just a slighty messier time.

[Lex Diamonds]

There's never a 'wrong' time :)

Just a slighty messier time.
:D (y)

[roosta]

and this is good, why?

[scotty]

Any time's a good time.

[Loppfessor]

There's never a 'wrong' time :)

Just a slighty messier time.


word, that's why God invented shower sex

[Loppfessor]

Surely the guy who invented the shower tried that first?


Dude that kinda talk will get you a lightning bolt to the head!

[synch]

It was just the natural evolution of the shower.

[paul jones]

hot dog with ketchup

[ericlee]

you son, have earned your red wings

/pins crusty used tampon on your chest.

Wear it with pride

[Otis Driftwood]

You're not Moses unless you spread the red sea apart, either.

[synch]

In dutch there is a saying that goes:

"Een echte kapitein vaart ook door de rode zee"

It roughly translates to:

"A real captain also fares through the red sea"

[Otis Driftwood]

We say pirate captain cause its dirtier... ;-)

[Echewta]

Hot bathes are great.

[boys_beastie]

this thread is nasty.