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cookiepuss
12-20-2005, 12:08 PM
put the baby penguin back! (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051220/ap_on_re_eu/toga_the_penguin)


I know you think you can keep it in your bathtub, but you are wrong.

mmmkay, thanks. :p

Trimm Trabb
12-20-2005, 12:11 PM
Oh! Cookiepuss! I love your avator :)

Qdrop
12-20-2005, 12:13 PM
i posted this for her like 4 months ago....

GASP! oh my god..i'm one of those "this was already posted" assholes!

how did this happen?...

cookiepuss
12-20-2005, 12:14 PM
thank you.


back to the story for a second...I find it pretty funny that the missing baby penguin is a Jackass Penguin. :o

TurdBerglar
12-20-2005, 12:15 PM
well im a jackass human. i could kick that penguins ass

cookiepuss
12-20-2005, 12:16 PM
i posted this for her like 4 months ago....

GASP! oh my god..i'm one of those "this was already posted" assholes!

how did this happen?...


ummmmmm.... I think this is a new story? I mean it's in TODAYS news.

lots of people steal penguins, ya know. it's not like it just happened once.

Trimm Trabb
12-20-2005, 12:16 PM
That poor penguin :(

cosmo105
12-20-2005, 12:17 PM
steger told me about it last night. within a few minutes i was actually crying. how could someone be so cruel? it's going to die without its parents and trainers.

Qdrop
12-20-2005, 12:17 PM
ummmmmm.... I think this is a new story? I mean it's in TODAYS news.

lots of people steal penguins, ya know. it's not like it just happened once.

an epidemic?!!?!

i blame that fuckin March of the Penguins doc...

Trimm Trabb
12-20-2005, 12:20 PM
steger told me about it last night. within a few minutes i was actually crying. how could someone be so cruel? it's going to die without its parents and trainers.

Penguins don't actually wear trainers, thats just a myth.

cookiepuss
12-20-2005, 12:30 PM
how could someone be so cruel?

they are a total jackass!


seriously though, it is sad. I blame Paris Hilton and her kinkajou loving ass. I don't understand why the average person thinks they are qualified to care for a wild animal. :mad:

ToucanSpam
12-20-2005, 12:31 PM
Whoever did this is probably just wants it's pelt.

cookiepuss
12-20-2005, 02:50 PM
^I don't know about that. it's just a baby and probably all small, fluffy and downey, kinda hard to make a coat or a hat from that...a pillow maybe..but who would go to all that trouble for a pillow?

no some moron wants to put it on a leash and keep it as a pet.

ToucanSpam
12-20-2005, 02:54 PM
no some moron wants to put it on a leash and keep it as a pet.

Why don't people stop and logically think about what they are doing?


'So, I'm taking this penguin away from it's environment where it has a better chance of survival, just so I can have a penguin in my house. I won't feed it properly because I don't know shit about this thing, I just think it looks cool.'

:rolleyes:

marsdaddy
12-20-2005, 06:37 PM
steger told me about it last night. within a few minutes i was actually crying. how could someone be so cruel? it's going to die without its parents and trainers.It IS cruel but the sad part is there are penguins in captivity. :(

poist
12-21-2005, 01:43 AM
NONONONONO a crazy scientist morphed cosmo and the penguin together (http://www.tenacioustoil.com/HFreaks/julia.html)

SobaViolence
12-21-2005, 01:47 AM
i would rip the penguin to shreds with my bare hands... :mad:

ToucanSpam
12-21-2005, 10:29 AM
Purloined penguin likely to die of malnutrition
A baby penguin believed to have been snatched from a British zoo as a quirky holiday gift is unlikely to survive until Christmas Day, his keeper warned Tuesday.
Toga, a 3-month-old jackass penguin, was stolen Saturday from Amazon World on the Isle of Wight in southern England.
Zoo manager Kath Bright said the bird, who was taken from a compound where he lived with his parents and four other penguins, probably would die of malnutrition if not returned right away.
``Toga is very, very vulnerable. The penguin is still being fed by his parents, and we don't believe it could survive more than five days,'' she told the Associated Press.
``The bird has already been missing for around three days and is likely to be severely dehydrated. If he isn't returned before Thursday, he is likely to become so ill that even intensive-care treatment won't save him



This was on www.mercurynew.com or something. Damn. :(

voltanapricot
12-21-2005, 01:58 PM
I know someone that works at an orphanage and one of the kids stole a penguin from the zoo. It was in the paper and all I could think of was "how the fuck did a small child nick a hefty penguin?"

Anyway, he was found hours later splashing about in the bath, a little distressed but fine. I hope this one is found, I saw a clip on telly of its fretful mother. Poor, poor animal.

synch
12-21-2005, 02:09 PM
well im a jackass human. i could kick that penguins ass
You'd be a shitty christmas present though.

QueenAdrock
12-21-2005, 08:00 PM
put the baby penguin back! (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051220/ap_on_re_eu/toga_the_penguin)


I know you think you can keep it in your bathtub, but you are wrong.

mmmkay, thanks. :p

Believe it or not, that was the first thing to run through my mind too.

I hang around here too much.