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Trimm Trabb
12-21-2005, 07:02 AM
I was watching fox news and have questions.

A) Whats the queen like to meet? Cause we only see her on tv in america, it'd be great to live neer her and be able to pop in for a cup of tea (y) Your all so lucky.

B) That gay marrage thing :eek: How did bush ever allow Blair to do that :confused:

C) You know scotland? Do the mudhuts people live in have TV's? :confused:
Planetary
12-21-2005, 07:09 AM
lol
ms.peachy
12-21-2005, 08:57 AM
Prince Philip is funny though.
I've met him. Bit of a knuckledragger.
Trimm Trabb
12-21-2005, 09:48 AM
I hear he has a huge cock though....
ToucanSpam
12-21-2005, 10:18 AM
I love the Queen.



PS-Freebasser loves Prince Phillip.
Trimm Trabb
12-21-2005, 10:24 AM
I love the Queen.



PS-Freebasser loves Prince Phillip.

Freebasser is a smelly meat sausage.
ToucanSpam
12-21-2005, 10:26 AM
I hope he doesn't see that, he doesn't like it when people make fun of him.
Trimm Trabb
12-21-2005, 10:29 AM
I hope he doesn't see that, he doesn't like it when people make fun of him.

Toucan spam smells!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And mickill packs fudge, the fudgepacker.
ms.peachy
12-21-2005, 10:56 AM
I love the Queen.


That new Rolf Harris painting of her that the news have been going on about is bloody awful. Really, really terrible. If I was her, I'd have him beheaded.
Planetary
12-21-2005, 10:59 AM
That new Rolf Harris painting of her that the news have been going on about is bloody awful. Really, really terrible. If I was her, I'd have him beheaded.

:D
mp-seventythree
12-21-2005, 10:59 AM
But Rolf is the man :(
Can't she just behead Prescott instead?
ms.peachy
12-21-2005, 11:00 AM
Can't she just behead Prescott instead?
Are you kidding? With the size of that man's neck? It would take days!
Planetary
12-21-2005, 11:01 AM
but then we wouldn't have any more fat lazy northeners up in the HP...oh wait...
mp-seventythree
12-21-2005, 11:01 AM
They could use the Thames Flood Barrier as a makeshift guillotine (you can see I've thought this through :D )
instigator7022
12-21-2005, 11:02 AM
Are you kidding? With the size of that man's neck? It would take days!

super sharp guillotine dropped multiple times

edit: this was practically already said
ms.peachy
12-21-2005, 11:05 AM
They could use the Thames Flood Barrier as a makeshift guillotine (you can see I've thought this through :D )
I don't think you could; as it rotates up into position - no slicing action there, I'm afraid.

I love the Thames Barrier. What a fabulous example of the art of engineering.Look how gorgeous it is. (http://www.thamesbarrierpark.org.uk/thames_barrier_schematic.htm)
Trimm Trabb
12-21-2005, 11:09 AM
Miss peachy (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/peaches)
ms.peachy
12-21-2005, 11:14 AM
Duuuuude, what the hell was that?
Trimm Trabb
12-21-2005, 11:15 AM
Duuuuude, what the hell was that?

errr, the peaches song?
ToucanSpam
12-21-2005, 11:16 AM
That new Rolf Harris painting of her that the news have been going on about is bloody awful. Really, really terrible. If I was her, I'd have him beheaded.
No one can capture her beauty. :rolleyes:


...can the queen behead people still?
instigator7022
12-21-2005, 11:16 AM
No one can capture her beauty. :rolleyes:


...can the queen behead people still?

She sure as hell should
Trimm Trabb
12-21-2005, 11:20 AM
No one can capture her beauty. :rolleyes:


...can the queen behead people still?

Toucan (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/scampi)
Trimm Trabb
12-21-2005, 11:22 AM
actually toucan (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/annoying)
ms.peachy
12-21-2005, 11:24 AM
No one can capture her beauty. :rolleyes:

Well she's just an ordinary looking old lady really, but seriously, that painting gives her just the most awful weaselface.

...can the queen behead people still?

Well honestly, what is the bloody point of being queen if you can't even order people beheaded, or run down in Parisian motorway tunnels or anything? Sheesh.
ToucanSpam
12-21-2005, 11:26 AM
Well honestly, what is the bloody point of being queen if you can't even order people beheaded, or run down in Parisian motorway tunnels or anything? Sheesh.

uh.....dominating other humans?
Trimm Trabb
12-21-2005, 11:30 AM
When she actually looks like this (http://www.davidbyrne.com/journal/images/2005/06_20_05_a_chimeras.jpg)
ToucanSpam
12-21-2005, 11:30 AM
When she actually looks like this (http://www.davidbyrne.com/journal/images/2005/06_20_05_a_chimeras.jpg)
That was horrible.
Trimm Trabb
12-21-2005, 11:32 AM
That was horrible.

You'll never get a royal invite with that attitude.
ToucanSpam
12-21-2005, 11:33 AM
Good, I'm afraid my spine might get sucked out through my rectum by that creature.
mp-seventythree
12-21-2005, 12:13 PM
I don't think you could; as it rotates up into position - no slicing action there, I'm afraid.


But we could make it work, we could. All we would need is loads of wire coat hangers and sellotape to hold him in position just above water level. Then we'd need someone to sharpen the edge of the barrier (acutally I could do that as I have a rather sturdy steel from my cooking days).
Then we could activate the barrier, and the newly sharpened edge would slice off fat fuck's head quite nicely.

Mind you, the weight of his head hitting the water would probably flood most of Woolwich and Docklands.....which to be honest would be an improvement.