Yo mama's so...

[DapperDiverge]

greasy, the bitch sweats crisco

dirty, the bitch stepped into a hot tub...5 minutes later, the water turned into chocolate pudding

fat, the bitch gotta wake up in sections

baldheaded, when she puts on a turtleneck, it looks like a busted condom

stupid, she got fired from an M&M factory for throwing out all the W's

top that... I dare ya!!



Or have you been offended?...


because yo mama's smell is so offensive!!! :p :p

[Planetary]

ya moma's got a glass eye with a fish in it.

ya moma's got a pegleg with a kick-stand.

ya moma's got snake-skin teeth.

[DapperDiverge]

Your mama's so fat, the bitch broke her leg, and bled gravy.

yo mama's so fat, when someone snapped a Butterfinger's she asked, did my knees buckle again?


Your mama's like turtle, get her on her back and she's fucked..

yo mama's like a snail, everybody knows she's slow and slimy

Your mama's such a skank she makes "Ester" look like "Madonna".

Oh yeah, yo mama's so skanky she makes Paris Hilton and Madonna look like the virgin mary!

[jackrock]

you're so fat you have to guess which flap of skin the piss is gonna come out of.

[DapperDiverge]

ya moma's got a glass eye with a fish in it.

yo mama's got a glass jaw with cracks in it

ya moma's got a pegleg with a kick-stand.

yo mama's got a wooden head, that's why she always knocks 3 times on it for good luck

ya moma's got snake-skin teeth.

yo mama's mouth looks like 2 rows full of dominoes

[DapperDiverge]

you're so fat you have to guess which flap of skin the piss is gonna come out of.

you're so fat every flap of skin has its own ecosystem under it... in fact a new species of a nocternal animal was created... if you're quiet, you can hear it howl!

No wait, that's just air escaping