View Full Version : I really feel like cuddling
DandyFop
12-22-2005, 03:46 AM
I feel like being at a sorta small party and laying on a soft bed that isn't mine cuddling in the dark with an attractive boy while the sounds of the other people are muffled in the background. Maybe we could both kinda nod off while he's rubbing my back. AWWW THAT WOULD BE AWESOME.
Instead I was at a small party with a bunch of extremely homo boys, where we drank boozey eggnog and someone gave a white elephant gift of a breastfeeding tape which we proceeded to watch and be grossed out by. Then we all looked at picture's of Chyna's giant clit (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2594) (that's a link to the Horrors of Porn article on "One Night In Chyna - it's hilarious, read it. The last link to a pic in article iss of her miniature penis (http://i.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/chyna/clit.jpg) <--- NOT work safe!). We put it as their desktop and it was even bigger :(
Then these straight mexican guys were there and one of the gifts was "The Mexican" movie. My drunk gay friend was in the kitchen and he goes "WHY IS THE MEXICAN IN THE KITCHEN?" and it got really quiet as everyone stared at him till we realized it was the movie he was talking about.
But all I wanted to do was cuddle. :o
paulb
12-22-2005, 04:08 AM
cant believe you posted those pics, or even took the time to find them. shit that is disgusting!
miss soul fire
12-22-2005, 05:09 AM
Cuddling is good. I don't think I've ever done that, not with my own will. But the miniature penis, aaarrrgghhhhhhhhh! Hihi.:D
cant believe you posted those pics, or even took the time to find them. shit that is disgusting!
but the site it came from is one of the funniest on the net.
insertnamehere
12-22-2005, 05:42 AM
:eek:
are you serious thats a girls clit?
*shudder*
and people have sex with her?
i kinda always didnt like the way my vag looked, but... wow... i mean, well, yeah. wow. comparitivley everything semse to be fine.
im gonna go look at that picture some more in amazement/disgust.
DandyFop
12-22-2005, 05:44 AM
Yup. Nastiest thing EVER. We left it up on the computer screen and sometimes people would walk by the room and look in and we'd hear a yell of disgust.
I'm guessing it's because she was on steroids and all the freaky shit.
miss soul fire
12-22-2005, 06:08 AM
I don't see the clit thing, is that in the last picture, black and white pic?? :confused:
Try clicking the other link.
miss soul fire
12-22-2005, 06:46 AM
Ah, I thought that was a miniature penis and that was it.
Those images really disturb me.:(
I'm done with them. Hehehe.:p
Loppfessor
12-22-2005, 07:10 AM
Man I haven't cuddled in months....don't even think I've had a hug or anything :( I'm off for 9 days starting tomorrow and having someone to cuddle on the couch with sure would be nice.
miss soul fire
12-22-2005, 07:13 AM
Man I haven't cuddled in months....don't even think I've had a hug or anything :( I'm off for 9 days starting tomorrow and having someone to cuddle on the couch with sure would be nice.
How about the horse? Not available?
miss_bhaven
12-22-2005, 09:35 AM
I'm really craving a cuddle from my grrl at the moment...though, Matt (tzar) gives good hugs!! :p But then, there's a difference between cuddling my grrl and hugging my best mate haha...I just really need and want a intimate cuddle right now :(
hitmonlee
12-22-2005, 09:42 AM
i'd love to cuddle. although usually the person you cuddle wants more. :/
miss_bhaven
12-22-2005, 09:46 AM
i'd love to cuddle. although usually the person you cuddle wants more. :/
Haha yeah true...but that's the good thing being with a grrl (I think anyway), it doesn't always mean she wants something more, because we usually just like to cuddle for no apparent real reason anyway. Just to be with one another cuddling is awesome (y) I can see where you're coming from though, most males think that if a chiq wants to cuddle it may mean they want something more, when they dont'! :rolleyes:
insertnamehere
12-22-2005, 09:54 AM
i want cuddles too :(
i like to lay all nice and warm in bed when its cold wrapped up in his arms and feel tiny and warm and safe.
i always thought of myself as kinda a big girl till he started topoint things out like that if he stretched his hand across the small of my back, it went from one of my sides to the other, or that my shoulders were only as wide as his forearm. crazy, im not that small and he's not big at all
want cuddles :(
miss_bhaven
12-22-2005, 09:55 AM
want cuddles :(
:( *sigh* ... Cuddles all 'round! ;) hehe
insertnamehere
12-22-2005, 09:56 AM
i dont likt when strange people touch me, sorries. or really, pretty much anyone for that matter.
which makes obtaining cuddles even harder *sigh*
hitmonlee
12-22-2005, 09:59 AM
Haha yeah true...but that's the good thing being with a grrl (I think anyway), it doesn't always mean she wants something more, because we usually just like to cuddle for no apparent real reason anyway. Just to be with one another cuddling is awesome (y) I can see where you're coming from though, most males think that if a chiq wants to cuddle it may mean they want something more, when they dont'! :rolleyes:
i am a girl :p
i think the guys assume i want more
sometimes i do
but not yet, im cuddling!
insertnamehere
12-22-2005, 10:06 AM
most of the time cuddling makes my want more. well, i guess not just laying there cuddling, but like, if im getting a back rub. i think my body is overley sensitive... does anyone else ever get turned on when someone runs their fingertips lightly over the small of your back and on the sides... like your waist? cause i do. and personally i think its a little wierd but i cant really help it. cause then i want him to move down to my bottom. and then then to my thighs, and then, well yeah, you see where this is going. i dont have any self control basically. i need sex like every other day.
i find it pretty hard to just cuddle, and not start doing more. cuddling is deadly, but doing other stuff is pretty sweet, too.
kleptomaniac
12-22-2005, 01:00 PM
i feel like snuggling :o
let's all snuggle
alexandra
12-22-2005, 01:02 PM
i like sniffing on people. sometimes it's better than cuddling.
but sniffing + cuddling = (y).
DandyFop
12-22-2005, 02:11 PM
most of the time cuddling makes my want more. well, i guess not just laying there cuddling, but like, if im getting a back rub. i think my body is overley sensitive... does anyone else ever get turned on when someone runs their fingertips lightly over the small of your back and on the sides... like your waist? cause i do. and personally i think its a little wierd but i cant really help it. cause then i want him to move down to my bottom. and then then to my thighs, and then, well yeah, you see where this is going. i dont have any self control basically. i need sex like every other day.
No I'm the same exact way (y)
miss soul fire
12-22-2005, 02:11 PM
I'm sorry but the word "cuddle" in English always reminds me of dogs. It's hard to think about it and keep the dogs out! :p
miss soul fire
12-22-2005, 02:12 PM
i like sniffing on people. sometimes it's better than cuddling.
but sniffing + cuddling = (y).
You see, that's totally doggish to me. Damn, sorry. WORDS. WORDS! :D
ASsman
12-22-2005, 02:15 PM
I do enjoy it, but the mind wanders and before you know it I've got a gun pointed at your back...
cookiepuss
12-22-2005, 02:22 PM
I like how Chyna's dick is peirced. So she's really a hermaphrodite eh? and all this time I just thought she was a man in drag with plastic boobies.
back to the real topic....sometimes I think cuddling is even better than sex. (y)
ASsman
12-22-2005, 02:24 PM
I can ignore who you are and just look at what you wrote , and tell that you are a girl....
TurdBerglar
12-22-2005, 02:44 PM
i want to cuddle a tit and have an ass in my crotch
miss soul fire
12-22-2005, 03:26 PM
Man, this is something so distant it's very hard to even imagine.:p
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