youll regret reading this.

[jammytastic]

right so this man is obsessed with tractors.

he fucking loves them. all he ever talks about is tractors. tractors, tractors, tractors! he goes to tractor shows, he keeps a tractor diary, he eats sleeps drinks tractors. one day hes walking down a country road tractor spotting when a tractor comes out from NOWHERE! and knocks him down. he gets dragged under it and hes dragged along a country mile.

hes in the hospital for 7 months. hes pure banjaxed so he is. he cant stand tractors now. he fucking hates them.

hes out of hospital and he meets this girl. theres chemicals betwix them. they arrange a date for the next night.

the next night they meet in a pub. its really fucking smokey. her eyes are watering and shes coughing her lungs up.

he asks her if shes ok and she says NO! the smoke is doin me head in. he says right! ill get rid of the smoke!

so he stands up and goes into the middle of the pub. he puts his hands in the air and twirls around 5 times. the smoke is gone.

shes AMAZED! how did you do that? sure arent you brilliant!?! is it magic??

and he says sure its EASY!
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IM AN EX TRACTOR FAN!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!

heh.

[TAL]

I don't regret it that much.

[Freebasser]

I found that most LOLworthy (y)

[Planetary]

did you think that up yourself? it sounds like one of those jokes where you think of something with potential like 'ex-tractor fan', and try and put a joke next to it.

is that what you did?

[jammytastic]

i would dearly love to take credit for it but i cant!

[Planetary]

^ dang...

[jammytastic]

i padded it out though. i think i made it WAY funnier than my stupid brothers original version.

[Planetary]

it's only your brothers? then steal away!

[wanton wench]

already heard it! not the same, but pretty close!

[instigator7022]

oh dear.

[alexandra]

my neighbors have let me drive their tractor a few times. it rocks, haha.

[kleptomaniac]

i read that and i chuckled...on the inside....