Good Old Days of Saturnalia and Winter Solstice

[ASsman]

Why can't Christian douche bags understand that 'Christmas' never really had anything to do with this holiday. It was just a phase of its evolution, God I'm gonna bitch my aunt out this sunday. As soon as she pops in that Jesus DVD and tries to explain to her kids Christmas is about Christ and not about materialistic things, ironically forced upon them because "else there will be no presents".

I better get my fucking iPod, else up yours Jewsus baby! Get off your hay smelling ass and bring me my goddamn iPod video.

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Edit I wrote the title in a hurry and became too lazy to find out the correct spelling of either celebration...

[ASsman]

http://www.historychannel.com/exhibits/holidays/christmas/

Jagoffs, I hope you get this in your goddamn stockings.

http://store.aetv.com/html/product/index.jhtml?id=71925

Great for your Bible thumping anal aunt, here you go ...now STICK IT.



Final Thoughts.
I just hope this whole retro feely generation can reach down deep and pull up those old Saturnalia roots and the streets can again be filled with drunken mask clad oiled up men and women. Giving each other alcoholic enemas. Or riding on that giant yule log and setting that sonofabitch on fire. Oh silent night.

[Pres Zount]

Santa wasn't in the fucking bible! Neither was christmas trees! Shut the fuck up jesus-freaks, nobody likes you.

[Freedom Toast]

i didn't get the iPod I asked for...how about you?

[kaiser soze]

I thought Christmas was about eating small defenseless children?

[ASsman]

Me fucking neither, no iPod. But I got a car.