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alexandra
12-22-2005, 01:31 PM
it was pretty cool actually.

insertnamehere
12-22-2005, 01:34 PM
sometimes i cry so hard a puke :(

its not very cool at all

Rock
12-22-2005, 01:34 PM
One of my friends did that daily whilst taking bong hits. It was entertaining.

CJM
12-22-2005, 01:35 PM
i've had that happen to me a few times, and i'm not a big fan. i think i always catch it in the back of my throat. i take it you have a cold or something?

Sarky Devotchka
12-22-2005, 01:42 PM
that happens to me sometimes. when I was really sick recently it happened a lot. the worst was when I was peeing and I broke into a coughing fit and puked on my arm because I couldn't exactly stand up. even if I did, who wants to puke on top of pee? what if it splashes?

barf.

abcdefz
12-22-2005, 01:43 PM
...each year when I used to get (*crosses fingers*) walking pneumonia, I'd go through this.

These horrible, wracking, hacking coughs, tears stremaing down my face, gag reflex engaging, pull out the waste basket.... puke... straighten self.... continue to talking to the office visitor as if nothing had happened.... :o

alexandra
12-22-2005, 01:49 PM
i like the relieved feeling right after i've puked, but not the taste of stomach acid. :D

TurdBerglar
12-22-2005, 02:52 PM
you ever get hit in the balls so hard you puke?

alexandra
12-22-2005, 02:57 PM
my balls? all the time.

TurdBerglar
12-22-2005, 03:00 PM
anybody's balls

alexandra
12-22-2005, 03:01 PM
sometimes when i get really excited, i shave them.

TurdBerglar
12-22-2005, 03:03 PM
razors and excitement don't mix well

alexandra
12-22-2005, 03:09 PM
self-experienced?

wanton wench
12-22-2005, 03:23 PM
...each year when I used to get (*crosses fingers*) walking pneumonia, I'd go through this.

These horrible, wracking, hacking coughs, tears stremaing down my face, gag reflex engaging, pull out the waste basket.... puke... straighten self.... continue to talking to the office visitor as if nothing had happened.... :o
you poor thing!

miss_bhaven
12-22-2005, 08:57 PM
i like the relieved feeling right after i've puked, but not the taste of stomach acid. :D

The taste of stomach acid is putrid!! Makes me just wana spew again! (n) Not good.

TurdBerglar
12-22-2005, 08:59 PM
you ever puke out your nose? that's fuckn' awesome

miss_bhaven
12-22-2005, 08:59 PM
you ever puke out your nose? that's fuckn' awesome

:eek:! Oh my...No!! Yucky :p

alexandra
12-23-2005, 05:15 AM
Turd really knows what's awesome.

icy manipulator
12-23-2005, 06:40 AM
thanks for sharing that with us lexie :rolleyes:

on other news my puppy dog died today :( :( i'm so sad now. i have to drink my sorrows away with lots of vodka

alexandra
12-23-2005, 10:31 AM
anytime, Pat. and i'm very sorry about your dog. how come it died?

miss_bhaven
12-23-2005, 11:47 AM
i have to drink my sorrows away with lots of vodka

Vodka (y) Great solution to anything (for a few hours).

DapperDiverge
12-23-2005, 01:32 PM
it was pretty cool actually.

when I was 12 I went to Red Lobster and stuffed my face... when I got home I let out a huge burp and a piece of shrimp scampi popped outta my mouth... it was huge, like almost intact...

Well, I picked it up and ate it again...delicious!! :D

alexandra
12-23-2005, 01:51 PM
phahaha, i love stories like that, and when you remember them years after.

miss soul fire
12-23-2005, 01:59 PM
I love to tell this story. The last time I puked I was 4 years old and it was all cheese. I was a cheese fan, still am. I can get drunk and I don't puke. And lately I can get drunk and have no hangovers. I'm challenging science!!! I'm a frog!!!!!!!!! :p

marsdaddy
12-23-2005, 02:15 PM
In the hospital, I would get nauseous while brushing my teeth -- the toothbrush would tickle the back of my throat and create a gag-reflex. I puke at least 3 times while brushing my teeth, making me need to brush them again...making me nauseous again. Sucked.

I haven't barfed in at least 6 weeks.

laurie_hammy
12-23-2005, 05:42 PM
you ever get hit in the balls so hard you puke?

Iv been hit so hard that I have coughed but not puke. I havnt puked since I was like 3.

b-grrrlie
12-23-2005, 05:43 PM
I puked this morning as well!
I've had a slight flu for over two weeks now, but I can't afford not to work so I never get well. This morning I felt even worse and on my way to the subway I started coughing and needed to sneeze and barfed instead!
Well it's my last day tomorrow/today (Christmas eve) and I'm unemployed again so I can be as sick as I want to. Planning to spend the Christmas covered up in bed with a bottle of whisky handy.

laurie_hammy
12-23-2005, 05:45 PM
I love to tell this story. The last time I puked I was 4 years old and it was all cheese. I was a cheese fan, still am. I can get drunk and I don't puke. And lately I can get drunk and have no hangovers. I'm challenging science!!! I'm a frog!!!!!!!!! :p

I havnt puked since I was 3 ! Im winning, although how old are you ? Im 18.

TurdBerglar
12-23-2005, 07:59 PM
i use to barf on a daily basis till i was like ten. i would be just running around outside with my friends then all of a sudden i'd puke for no reason. it sucked so much becuase i was instantly hungry again and i would try to go back inside and get some more mac&cheese but my mother would tell me i didn't need anymore and i'd get fat if i ate too much.

Medellia
12-24-2005, 12:41 AM
Hahaha, I did that a few years ago. My mom kept telling me to stop coughing so hard because I was going to throw up. I didn't believe her so I kept coughing and then I puked all over myself. It was so funny. I started laughing so hard I almost puked again.

Rawr
12-24-2005, 02:31 AM
it was pretty cool actually.

i do that too. (y)

miss soul fire
12-24-2005, 06:04 AM
I havnt puked since I was 3 ! Im winning, although how old are you ? Im 18.
I'm 27, so I won!!! 23 years with no vomit!!! YAAYYY!!! I should be in the guiness!!!!!!!!:D

laurie_hammy
12-24-2005, 06:28 AM
I'm 27, so I won!!! 23 years with no vomit!!! YAAYYY!!! I should be in the guiness!!!!!!!!:D

I reckon ill go longer ! I like have a fear of vomiting. I hate it so much. Even though I cant remember what it feels like.

alexandra
12-24-2005, 10:29 AM
wow, you can really compete in anything.


i hope i don't puke now after eaten so much x-mas food. :D